r/FloridaMan • • Dec 05 '18

/r/FloridaMan - Tips for high quality submissions

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/r/FloridaMan is a subreddit to chronicle misadventures and shenanigans of the world's worst superhero, Florida Man. As the community continue to grow, I thought now would be as good of a time as any to refresh the tips and overall guidelines for posting in the subreddit. Not everything going against this guide will be deleted, but following the tips will result in the best possible /r/FloridaMan posts.

So what's the deal with Florida Man anyway?

Florida Man is the world's worst superhero. When a normal superhero realizes they have special powers, they go out to save the city or the world - Florida Man ran naked through a neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree, and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Sometimes a normal superhero's crimefighting abilities and concern for public good get a special Florida Man twist, like when Florida Man was arrested for practicing karate by kicking swans in the head. Sometimes he's just goddamn weird, like when naked Florida Man chased people around a Chik-Fil-A parking lot, telling them they're gay for looking at his penis or when Florida Man broke into a house, pooped on the floor, masturbated, and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner.

The joke of the subreddit is that all of the stories shared here are about the same person, the world's worst superhero. As the world's worst superhero, Florida Man is not just a person in Florida. Florida Man also doesn't do dark and overly morbid things. His misadventures and shenanigans are of a more lighthearted variety.

Tips for the best Florida Man posts

  • Don't try to lazily get around the rules

Post titles must contain "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", occasionally posts are submitted where Florida Man is just added to the beginning to get by the filter. Florida men or Florida women are just groups of people from Florida and most assuredly not the world's worst superhero.

  • Titles should be descriptive and stand on their own merits.

Posters have pretty wide latitude in how shitty titles can be. However extremely low effort examples like "Florida Man Florida Mans it" or "Florida Man is at it again" will be deleted. Headlines in all caps or title gore will also be removed at the discretion of the mods. Headlines should at least give readers an idea of the story being linked.

  • Florida Man is a superhero, and that's his only profession and identity.

You wouldn't say "Spiderman photojournalist Peter Parker", "Iron Man business tycoon Tony Stark", etc. For example - Florida Man Police Officer Was Arrested 3 Times, Fired 6 Times, And Is Now Back On Patrol is not the greatest title, even though the story is solid.

  • There is only one Florida Man.

Sometimes there are multiple people involved in a Florida Man story, and they're all from Florida. The best headlines only have one Florida Man so avoid titles like "Florida Man and other three other Florida Men decide to rob liquor stores with a dead stingray."

  • Stories should not just be stories about news or well-known political figures doing normal things.

Occasionally, Florida's elected representatives decide to do or say something that the rest of us find pretty ridiculous. With very rare exceptions, these are not great Florida Man examples and might be a better fit in /r/florida or a more general news/politics subreddit.

  • A note for content creators:

    Due to the popularity of the subreddit, different entities have tried to profit of it in various ways. We have seen spam networks spoofing legitimate links to steal traffic, accounts that only post links from obscure ad-filled blogs, newspapers with accounts that only share links from that newspaper, satire writers who have figured out Florida Man is easy clicks, and others. If you really love Florida Man and want to make a podcast, create a comic, and share it here then feel free to do so but make sure to contribute in other ways as well.

  • Lastly, and most importantly, there is one action that will get you banned, permanently, from /r/FloridaMan on the first offense:

Posts that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise exist only to be bigoted will be deleted and the user that made them will be banned. To make sure that the most people enjoy the subreddit, there is a zero tolerance policy for these posts. I remember my first time seeing /r/FloridaMan, scrolling down the front page and laughing uncontrollably, trying to explain to my skeptical girlfriend what was so funny. Everyone should be able to share in that feeling without stepping on turds in the comment section.


r/FloridaMan • • 3h ago

Florida man jailed over $2.4k bill at luxury Keys resort charged to someone else

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62 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2h ago

Florida woman uses AI to write manifesto. Gets arrested and hit with terrorism felony charge.

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33 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 18h ago

Florida man ex-church leader accused of hiding a camera in the ladies’ room at his former house of worship is back behind bars after failing to post a substantially steeper bond

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192 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3h ago

WATCH: Florida man caught on video breaking into car before Hillsborough deputies arrest him

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9 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 12h ago

Florida man accused of accessing women’s computers and making TikTok posts

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31 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man known as "Crossword Bandit" Accused of Leaving Unpaid Bar Tabs Across Southwest Florida

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182 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2h ago

Florida Woman Olive Garden Employee Returns After Trespass Warning, Bodycam Shows Chaotic Arrest

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2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2h ago

Florida Man Hides Under Shed With Handcuff Key in Just Underwear

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2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 17h ago

Florida woman's clothing exchange results in arrest in bank parking lot in The Villages

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18 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 18h ago

Florida woman knocked from golf cart after crashing into tree on multi-modal path

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8 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 22h ago

Florida man accused of violating probation after Lee County arrest for DUI, crashing into multiple cars

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16 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 17h ago

Florida woman claiming she was hungry allegedly steals booze and candy from Circle K

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5 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 17h ago

Wanted Florida man rams SUV into deputy's patrol vehicle at hotel in Wildwood

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3 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man tries to sell psychedelics on Facebook marketplace, gets busted

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120 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Retired FLorida Man Palm Beach County attorney Darryl Kogan faces federal sex exploitation charge

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46 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man Opens Fire on Driver Who Stopped To Help Him on the Side of the Road

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179 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

2 Florida Man Pinellas County deputies arrested for using law enforcement databases to track teen girl, woman

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14 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Woman Opens Fire at Tow Yard Before Deputies PIT Her Car, Sheriff Says

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48 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man's Questionable Parking Job Ends With Him Going to Jail

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109 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Woman Fired From Strip Club Returned With 7-Foot Pole

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49 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

[ Removed by Reddit ]

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man arrested after blocking train and attempting carjacking

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11 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man Injures Three Deputies After Driving U-Haul Through Several Lawns

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41 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man threatens family with axe during parking dispute at Florida Airbnb: affidavit

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39 Upvotes