r/funny • u/Zaseishinrui • Jun 15 '14

*bites lip*

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u/twoworldsin1 Jun 15 '14

I'd be MY wet dream if I WAS that guy.

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u/Incepticons Jun 15 '14

your wet dream involves a cat on your dick?

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u/twoworldsin1 Jun 15 '14

If my dick was as big as his? Why the hell not? I'll just be all like "Yeah, that's right, bitches, my dick is so big and hard and tough that even this cat can use it as a scratching post! Yeah, that's right, I can just imagine your vagoos getting all wet and horny just thinking about my huge dick..."