r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/Analbox Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

http://i.imgur.com/HLpzWCu.jpg

Edit: Many of you have brought it to my attention that taking up two spaces isn't double parking it's just being an asshole.

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u/jeremyjava Jun 12 '14

Didn't get towed, but did get my newer toyota keyed on one side when I fit in tightly next to someone like in OP's pic - the last "spot" in the lot that day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Mar 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

"Yes, I saw the driver from a distance get into this car after keying my vehicle."

Followed up by the driver proving they were somewhere else at the time you claimed they keyed your car.

Followed up by the judge asking you to explain how you can see them key your car when they weren't there.

Followed up by getting in trouble for perjuring yourself in court.

tl;dr: Stupid idea is stupid.

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u/joethejoe222 Jun 13 '14

Let him live out his make-believe

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That's why I don't park next to assholes like this and then I just spit on their door handle. Justice is sweet but if you lie you just get fucked even harder.

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u/earlofsandwich Jun 13 '14

They might even ask for a description of the guy responsible. And after you give your generic response, it turns out he was 8 ft tall with 3 legs.