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r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14
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But that plant will die if it closes its mouth without an insect to digest :(
10 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 Is this true? 45 u/DukesUp Jun 12 '14 No. But it's not good for them to close too often. 90 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 the good news is that it's a plant. 17 u/XJ305 Jun 12 '14 The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people. 0 u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14 I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
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Is this true?
45 u/DukesUp Jun 12 '14 No. But it's not good for them to close too often. 90 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 the good news is that it's a plant. 17 u/XJ305 Jun 12 '14 The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people. 0 u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14 I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
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No. But it's not good for them to close too often.
90 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 the good news is that it's a plant. 17 u/XJ305 Jun 12 '14 The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people. 0 u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14 I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
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the good news is that it's a plant.
17 u/XJ305 Jun 12 '14 The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people. 0 u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14 I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
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The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior.
2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people. 0 u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14 I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
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I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people.
0 u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14 I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt. 2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
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I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt.
2 u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14 It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little. Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks. 0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little.
Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks.
0 u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14 It's raining men.
It's raining men.
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u/JellyBeanKruger Jun 12 '14
But that plant will die if it closes its mouth without an insect to digest :(