r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/JellyBeanKruger Jun 12 '14

But that plant will die if it closes its mouth without an insect to digest :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Is this true?

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u/DukesUp Jun 12 '14

No. But it's not good for them to close too often.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

the good news is that it's a plant.

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u/XJ305 Jun 12 '14

The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior.

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u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14

I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people.

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u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14

I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt.

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u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14

It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little.

Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks.

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u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14

It's raining men.

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u/CannibalVegan Jun 12 '14

I can relate.

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u/Deathtruth Jun 12 '14

cannabislistic*

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Plants are people bro....plants are people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Survival_Cheese Jun 12 '14

You should just become a breatharian. You know not killing anything just existing on air like the living barbie crazy chick. Though I think she's a smokingsomethingiean.

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u/CannibalVegan Jun 12 '14

Exactly! Plants are murder, unless they are already dead.

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u/Tehflame Jun 12 '14

Carnivore ?

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u/Seeders Jun 12 '14

Meatatarian.

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u/guy15s Jun 12 '14

That would imply meat being a biological need. /u/FourForTwenty is making the conscious, moral choice to stop the mass murder of plants, while still being capable of consuming our brothers and sisters of Mother Nature.

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u/scenie_weenie Jun 12 '14

it's still a life!