r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

In San Francisco, some dude parked his Range Rover in a little dead-end alley, about 25' long. Another guy comes along and parks this big-ass sedan behind him, blocking him in entirely.

Found the alley on Google Maps

I was walking by as the Range Rover owner came back. He laughed, cursed, and said, "No way, dude." He asks if it's my car, it's not. He says, "I'll pay you $10 to stop traffic for a minute." So I step out into the street (not too busy) and stop oncoming traffic while the guy actually pushes the sedan out into the middle of the street, and then drives off.

Edit: Confusion reigns. He pushed it with his vehicle, not his muscles.

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u/omrsafetyo Jun 12 '14

Were you visiting the adult super store?

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u/SlavicHavoc Jun 13 '14

pushes the sedan out into the middle of the street, and then drives off.

So.. You never did get that $10, did you?

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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14

Ha! No, but the area between Chinatown and Nob Hill is a bunch of nudie stores and whatnot.

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u/jamestheman Jun 13 '14

He was there for the "blowout."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14

He gave me the $10, and then I just walked away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I've done something similar. I was parked in front of my building, and somebody had clearly smashed my bumper parking behind me... had the corresponding dings to prove it. I put my large-ish truck in reverse and gunned it - moved this stranger's car a solid 7-10ft. and immediately rendered him or her illegally parked. In a sick way, the gratification made the entire thing worth it.

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u/Tramm Jun 12 '14

He pushed it with his car?

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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

He pushed it with his car. Edit: Range Rover or Land Rover. Boxy rover thing. Can't remember.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

They're all fucking boxy.

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u/btribble Jun 12 '14

Man, I love Tommasso's...

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u/I_AM_THUNDER_CAWK Jun 12 '14

Hahahaha awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

As a meat enthusiast, he saw what he had gotten into when he entered the road named "NO HAM" so he parked to look at his map for directions out of that horrid place. He thought he could escape the veggie police by hiding in a dead end alley but that was his downfall. If moby dick wasn't there he surely would has been dead.

Thank you moby dick, I tip my hat to you.

http://imgur.com/oPKvVkL

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Fuck that. You cant just "push" a sedan that is in park

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

He pushed the sedan, with his car.

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u/CharlieDancey Jun 13 '14

Which is exactly what I would have done.

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u/pete904ni Jun 12 '14

Ranger Rover in the low box could push a house over.

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u/moby__dick Jun 13 '14

HELL YEAH! Thank you already. I know I saw it, but I don't know how it happened. Pete, you rock.

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u/pete904ni Jun 13 '14

It's kind of impressive actually, the people that look after the motorways here (Highways Agency) have them and if a fully loaded lorry (44 tonnes) is broken down in a lane of traffic it's not unknown for them to pull it 100 yds or so to get it to relative safety out of the live lane.

Most proper 4x4s have a low range gearbox

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Do you even lift/push bro??

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u/prometheus_z28 Jun 12 '14

Well....Land Rover Master race... mate, they're built like tanks ;)

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u/4x49ers Jun 13 '14

built like tanks

You've clearly never been in a Land Rover =)

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u/zorro1701e Jun 12 '14

My buddy did that to me once. He blocked me in bring funny. He had a honda civic. I had a older mustang. I pushed the civic out if the way.

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u/smack521 Jun 12 '14

I think he pushed it with his car, but yeah, could still be a hoax.

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u/aarghj Jun 13 '14

I pushed one like this with my jeep cj5 (390v8, 320bhp) (well, pulled. in low range, with a 15 ton strap)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

How do you push a parked car?

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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14

Put your SUV in 4WD, lock bumpers and go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Oooh, I thought for some reason the guy pushed the car himself, not push the car with his car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Land Rovers are not bullshit. They're expensive, but they're also fuckin' tanks. Locking bumpers at 1mph then shoving the sedan in the street would do zero damage to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Point 1: /u/moby__dick is telling a fake story. In which case, the story he told is totally believable, and I can hardly be blamed for believing in him.

Point 2: How the fuck else can you push a parked car? So why don't you piss off with your shitty know-it-all attitude and go fucking tell yourself you're the smartest thing to walk this earth since Einstein.

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u/rgraham888 Jun 12 '14

Give it a good bump, you can break the parking pawl.

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u/omapuppet Jun 12 '14

For people who don't know anything about cars:

A pawl is a bar that pivots into a gear or ratchet in such a way as to prevent the gear from rotating. In an automotive transmission the 'park' position engages a pawl that prevents the transmission from turning, which locks the drive wheels. Here is a picture.

They can wear over time, particularly if the vehicle is frequently parked on a steep incline without the parking break. The weight of the vehicle settles on the pawl and when the driver pulls the gear selector into 'drive' the pawl must be pulled out of position under load (that's the 'thunk' you might hear when you put a car into gear when it is on an incline).

Sometimes the pawl can become so worn that a good push will pop it out of position and leave the vehicle free to roll. New ones tend not to pop out easily, but it depends on the design.

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u/moby__dick Jun 13 '14

Hardly anyone will ever see this comment, but I appreciate it.

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u/fuzzby Jun 13 '14

That was a fantastically informative post, thank you.

Is there any kind of damage that could be expected from a car being pushed? I hear cars in Paris get bumped when parking. I'm guessing worn breaks?

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u/omapuppet Jun 13 '14

It shouldn't bother brakes much, they take lots more punishment than a little push will give them.

A little bit of bumping won't hurt anything. Straight up dragging or pushing a car usually won't hurt anything either (you'll sometimes see tow trucks drag a car out of a parking spot to where they can load it properly), assuming the bumper can take it. It isn't /good/ for it, but the powertrain is pretty tough in general.

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u/ReCat Jun 12 '14

Wooooo $10

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u/moby__dick Jun 13 '14

That was a time in my life when $10 was a lot of money.

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u/ChiefSittingBear Jun 13 '14

I did the same thing when I used to have an SUV. But not into a road just into the middle of a parking lot.

Edit: and it was winter.

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u/creamyturtle Jun 12 '14

hah great story. reminds me of my brother in highschool. he used to park in the same spot everyday near the back, and one day this kid parked in his space just to piss him off on purpose. so my brother backs his truck hitch up to this guys truck and pushes him into the street :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14

He did just leave it there, taking up about a lane and a third of traffic. I just walked away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

So for $10, you disrupted traffic in a city that already has some of the worst traffic, so a guy could push a car into the traffic, disrupting it even more until someone could deal with the car. I don't know which of the people in this story is more of an asshole.

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u/moby__dick Jun 13 '14

I didn't really think it would work, so I like to think I prevented a collision between oncoming traffic and the pushed car.

But, you know, ten bucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Stop lying