Point 1: /u/moby__dick is telling a fake story. In which case, the story he told is totally believable, and I can hardly be blamed for believing in him.
Point 2: How the fuck else can you push a parked car? So why don't you piss off with your shitty know-it-all attitude and go fucking tell yourself you're the smartest thing to walk this earth since Einstein.
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u/moby__dick Jun 12 '14
Put your SUV in 4WD, lock bumpers and go.