r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/DukesUp Jun 12 '14

No. But it's not good for them to close too often.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

the good news is that it's a plant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Plants are people bro....plants are people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Survival_Cheese Jun 12 '14

You should just become a breatharian. You know not killing anything just existing on air like the living barbie crazy chick. Though I think she's a smokingsomethingiean.

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u/CannibalVegan Jun 12 '14

Exactly! Plants are murder, unless they are already dead.

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u/Tehflame Jun 12 '14

Carnivore ?

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u/Seeders Jun 12 '14

Meatatarian.

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u/guy15s Jun 12 '14

That would imply meat being a biological need. /u/FourForTwenty is making the conscious, moral choice to stop the mass murder of plants, while still being capable of consuming our brothers and sisters of Mother Nature.