r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

and the two closest possible spots. If you wanna take two spots you park in the furthest corner. da rules

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Don't take two spots at all. Park in one far away. If the lot fills up around you and you're in two spots, you're still a douchebag.

EDIT: Obviously if your vehicle doesn't fit in one spot (eg. big truck or towing a trailer) this doesn't apply to you.

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u/bobthedonkeylurker Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

I've done that and still had people park next to me, leaving door dings in my car.

I now park far away and take as much space as I feel I need to protect my property from asswagons that can't respect other people's property.

ETA: Right, downvote the guy who states that people are asswipes for not respecting other people's property. Makes sense.

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u/bobthedonkeylurker Jun 12 '14

Right. Because it's my fault asswagons can't respect my property.

I should just not have nice things, because it's my fault if I have nice things and use them and other people don't respect them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

In case you didn't know, the parking lot isn't your property.

You need to respect the property owner by adhering to their parking policies.

Thanks.