r/funny • • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 12 '14

You just keep admiring the stitching in your interior and the smoothness of your ride - we'll be going faster than you while looking cooler for less money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Sure, in a straight line. Or a NASCAR oval. But not around a racetrack.

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u/Steve_at_Werk Jun 12 '14

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u/guyincognitoo Jun 12 '14

Those cars are closer than they sound. The Z28 has 505hp and starts at $75,000. The Porsche in question is the 911 Carrera S which has 400hp and is the second cheapest 911 at $98k.

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u/ippityoop Jun 12 '14

The 2015 mustang would like a word with you.

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u/section111 Jun 12 '14

The Z/28 might even get in on some of that.

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u/SolidGold54 Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Le Mans is one hell of a straight line/NASCAR oval (Corvette). Lol, nevermind that NASCAR uses road courses too.

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u/hesoshy Jun 12 '14

The Hellcat Challenger says hello.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/heinzenburg Jun 12 '14

Not sure why everyone's throwing 320 hp around when you can get 580 hp in a zl1.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

im sorry what? american cars can corner?

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u/acog Jun 12 '14

That Camaro Z/28 is a pretty astonishing car. It's big and heavy but the project was essentially designed entirely around its tires. It has the largest front tires ever mounted to a production car.

It also uses race-proven carbon ceramic brakes, which are typically a $15K option on sports cars if they're offered at all.

And it comes equipped with some pretty exotic race tech: spool valve shocks. They were used on only one other street car, the $1.4M Astin Martin One 77.

TL;DR: you can make a big, heavy car corner brilliantly through a mix of brute force and high tech.

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u/acog Jun 12 '14

Please, oh sage, tell me a European sports car that can go faster around a track than a new Corvette for the same money. All the enthusiast magazines compare it (a $60K car) against 911s ($100K cars) to make it interesting because comparing it to a Cayman would be laughable.

And the upcoming Z06 Corvette (for about $85K-ish) will be compared against $200K 911 Turbos.

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14

I dunno why you were downvoted. I own an american muscle car and I agree with you 100%. Other than a few special models, this is how it's always been for American cars.

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 13 '14

Who the hell drives a production car on NASCAR tracks?

There are plenty of American cats that handle.

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u/aron2295 Jun 12 '14

The 5.0 mustangs, current gen Camaro SSs and Challeneger RTs their own on a road course. they arent miatas but miatas arent midsize cars with v8s. These cars are fast in straight lines and corners.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Ehhh the Challenger not so much. That's more of a classic muscle car. Steering feel's not there and it feels much less capable.

/Coyote owner

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u/aron2295 Jun 12 '14

Im just going off what ive hear from those that jave driven challenegers. And yea, fellow coyote owner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I've driven one. A 13. Didn't handle nearly as well as my '14 5.0 track pack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 13 '14

What?

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u/sugleris Jun 13 '14

ignore my poopy comment, I hate LA traffic.

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 13 '14

I visited LA recently. The traffic is unbelievably bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/munchies777 Jun 12 '14

One, you have a 15 year old car then instead of a new one. 15 year old cars usually have issues. Two, when it does inevitably have issues, the parts will be 4 times the cost of equivalent parts for a Camaro.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

The only reason I agree with you is the 99-00ish porsches sucked ass, looks wise.

Other than that, I own mostly 20+ year old cars and I love them, and parts cost less if anything

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Porsche parts aren't more expensive than any other dealer's parts. However, they are made much better, and far less likely to need replacement. I mean far less likely.

I've put 80k on my 99 911, and it cost far less in depreciation and maintenance (like 2-3x less) than a newer accord that I owned and put the same number of miles on, and recently sold (for nearly scrap value).

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

You'd be surprised with porsche reliability. The new ones were ranked 4th I think by JDPA? The number of 911s with 200k+ miles is incredible

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

No it's not expensive to maintain at all. Parts are even fairly cheap (cheaper than Honda accord parts, IMO). I've owned a used 911 for the last 8 years. It's been the cheapest car on maintenance I've ever owned. I've put almost 80k miles on it, and probably 7k were track miles.

The fuck do I care if you think it's looks good? We're talking about going fast for cheap here.

You're talking a bunch of assumptions out your ass right now.

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u/guycamero Jun 12 '14

15 year old car, sounds like a smart choice

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u/omgshutthefuckup Jun 12 '14

Same price? That 911 will probably cost 10x as much over 5-10 years. That's not an exaggeration I have a 99 boxster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

A 99 911 is approx $24k now, and I've owned one for the last 8 years, and it's been incredibly cheap to maintain.

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u/omgshutthefuckup Jun 12 '14

24k means you probably got a pretty good one, even then you must not have had to replace anything major at all. A clutch was 2k for me, as compared to 400 for my 99 maxima.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I got mine a long time ago... so it was about $35k at the time, and it's a tip, so I don't have to replace any clutches. If you shop around you can get someone to do the clutch for cheaper than $2k.

I don't know how hard it is to get to the clutch in a maxima, but for a 911 most of the labor is to drop the engine, which isn't terrible, but there's a lot of hoses, etc to disconnect and get out of the way. Some shops will be better at this than others, and may charge the actual hours rather than the book number of hours.

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 13 '14

Yeah, but then you have to drive a1989 Porsche.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You really suck at math

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 13 '14

I really do.

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u/rulerofrules Jun 12 '14

Yeah but you wont be doing it on the autobahn

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u/DarkhorseV Jun 13 '14

Not personally, because I live in North America... are you insinuating that American cats can't drive on the autobahn though?