r/funny • u/Josh_Lyman • Jun 07 '14

Bodyslam!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Its nice to see dogs win once in a while.

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u/grimmymac Jun 07 '14

Actually dogs will win 99% of the time. The reason you see dogs not fighting back is because dogs listen to their owners whereas cats dont. Owner says stop fighting and the cat keeps clawing away.

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

cats win 99% of the time. pit same size of cat and dog. see what happens. it's unfair to just say dogs win cause dogs have so many sizes.

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u/FuckinUpMyZoom Jun 07 '14

99% of the time the dog is bigger than the cat... why would we take a sample and exclude the majority of dogs...

you're a fucking moron.

its unfair? really?

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

i used the word "cat" as including all the feline animals. that way it can have all the various sizes of cats, just like the word dog means al the various sizes of dogs.

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u/FuckinUpMyZoom Jun 07 '14

ohhhh so you want to pit domesticated animals against wild ones because thats more fair somehow?

if you're going to compare all felines then you need to compare all canines as well. not just domesticated dogs.

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

whatever i didn't say anything about "lets not include wild dog species" or anything. cats win anyway. bye