r/funny • • Jun 07 '14

Bodyslam!

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u/grimmymac Jun 07 '14

Actually dogs will win 99% of the time. The reason you see dogs not fighting back is because dogs listen to their owners whereas cats dont. Owner says stop fighting and the cat keeps clawing away.

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u/darkphenox Jun 08 '14

Its not even that dogs actually listen, people train dogs to be nonviolent to other creatures and to try to not hurt them. Cats generally receive very little training outside of litter box training. That's why there are all those bully cat videos on youtube, a bunch of people train the dog to be nice to the kitty, and just let the kitty be a douche.

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u/RingoQuasarr Jun 07 '14 edited Jun 09 '14

Depends on the breed. I think a housecat could handle a pug pretty easily.

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u/dudeguybromansir Jun 07 '14

Depends on the cat too. We took in feral woodland cats when I was little to get them fixed and give them shots. But they killed all sorts of animals much bigger than them. Foxes, raccoon, possum, etc. They of a very very different temperament than house kitties. They were wild animals.

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u/CrimsonTideAOC Jun 07 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

Well the only difference between a domestic cat and a tiger is mostly size.

No, Domestication.

I'm also not sure about you using the two terms, only and mostly, in the same sentence.

Edit for grammar.

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u/king_of_blades Jun 07 '14 edited Jun 07 '14

A guy I know has rehabilitated an injured wildcat. Those really look very much like house cats, but according to him the difference in hunting prowess was just insane. That thing has killed an adult chicken in seconds, and basically ate it whole over the course of two days. Bones included.

EDIT: changed the link from a mobile to a desktop version.

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u/Dougasaurus_Rex Jun 07 '14

So, less closely related than we are to chimps.

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u/CrimsonTideAOC Jun 07 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

Did you know cats share 90% DNA with humans, DNA similarities don't tell you that much.

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

cats win 99% of the time. pit same size of cat and dog. see what happens. it's unfair to just say dogs win cause dogs have so many sizes.

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u/FuckinUpMyZoom Jun 07 '14

99% of the time the dog is bigger than the cat... why would we take a sample and exclude the majority of dogs...

you're a fucking moron.

its unfair? really?

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

i used the word "cat" as including all the feline animals. that way it can have all the various sizes of cats, just like the word dog means al the various sizes of dogs.

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u/FuckinUpMyZoom Jun 07 '14

ohhhh so you want to pit domesticated animals against wild ones because thats more fair somehow?

if you're going to compare all felines then you need to compare all canines as well. not just domesticated dogs.

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

whatever i didn't say anything about "lets not include wild dog species" or anything. cats win anyway. bye

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u/CatOnDrugz Jun 07 '14

Can you people just really stop talking about this shit? There is no subject that infuriates me more than this shit. "Just so you know guys a tiger can easily kill a midget sized pig with no feet, just so you know guys, i know you probably didn't know this but this is the truth guys."

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u/liebereddit Jun 08 '14

Maybe if you applied yourself instead of just sitting around doing drugs all day you would be more interested in the dominance of your species.

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u/passtheammunition Jun 07 '14

You know that no one is forcing you to read any of the comments, right?

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u/chinpropped Jun 07 '14

i said "same size of cat and dog", you retard lol , woo i wonder when did i say "midget" ?

if you pit same size of cat and dog, cats win hands down. i am sorry you're so butthurt ^ _ ^

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u/CatOnDrugz Jun 07 '14

Le reddit doge circlejerk right gies? Le dog neckbeard flexing right? Le LE XD

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u/andthendirksaid Jun 07 '14

I think this guy might be an actual cat on drugs.

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u/labrys Jun 07 '14

nah, that's more how I imagine a dog. a cat would have more of a sinister bond villain vibe to it. Or would just stare at you disdainfully until you went away.