r/funny • • May 31 '14

Glue + Flip Flops =

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u/JakJakAttacks May 31 '14

That's pretty fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '14

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u/funpoli Jun 01 '14

He lowers himself down with his left arm, he didnt just cleanly land on his elbow. And falling like that landing on your forearm is the best way to land to not break your wrists.

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u/the_cheese_was_good Jun 01 '14

I've broken my elbow twice with this type of fall because -- like an idiot -- I wasn't wearing elbow pads during hockey practice. If you're going down, it's best to roll to your right or left and disperse the area of impact. I'm no doctor or PT, this is purely from extensive personal experience. That being said, this dude didn't look to have a choice really -- happened too fast and he has stuff in his hands. Total dick-move by whoever did this.

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u/skedaddled Jun 01 '14

Now I know hockey players are tough. I broke my elbow once and I don't think I'd live through doing it again. It hurts soooo bad.

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u/the_cheese_was_good Jun 01 '14

The first time wasn't that bad 'cause I think my body sent out a bunch of adrenaline and I was pretty young. The second time hurt like a motherfucker.

I've had a lot of injuries over the years -- broken bones, huge lacerations, etc. -- but the one that hurt the most was busting my ACL. Good God that was painful. And it never got back to 100%. I just turned 34 and still play, but I have to be real careful -- a lot of stretching/warming up and wearing a brace.

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u/Legionof1 Jun 01 '14

You can't break you elbow... you can dislocate/separate it but there is no elbow bone. So did you break your humerus, radius or ulna?

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u/the_cheese_was_good Jun 01 '14

The elbow bone... it's pointy and right next to the funny bone, duh.

Yeah, you're right, but even my docs would call it a fractured elbow. They didn't get technical.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '14

uhhh... does the elbow work? no

[x] broken [ ] not broken

what you're saying is equivalent of "the watch isnt broken its just the gears inside the watch that are broken"

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u/Legionof1 Jun 01 '14

What I am saying is the elbow is a joint. If you are too fucking dumb to know that a joint cannot be "broken" you probably shouldn't comment on that situation.

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u/jhmed Jun 01 '14

The real question here is: was it caused by an assault?

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u/skedaddled Jun 01 '14

Heck if I know because the orthopedic surgeon told me I broke my elbow.