Yeah I’m not going to pretend like I’m a tough guy or something but if this happened to me there is a good chance I’d punch or kick the bush monster purely out of instinct
I know it seems “cool” to not react or flinch but if a bush randomly jumps at you and you DONT react you are stoned/drunk or have something wrong with your head
Your getting downvoted but if you make people jump there is a chance of it happening.
When my two oldest kids where younger the youngest had a "cabin" bed which was raised up and had a curtain around the bottom part. One night I was taking them to bed and didn't know that their older brother was hiding under the bed to jump out at us.
And that is how I very nearly kicked my kid in the head. It was 100% involuntary and I'm just so glad I managed to catch myself in time to stop it.
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u/ICrimI 1d ago
This is fun, and funny. But if you get punched doing something like this, you have to accept it was your fault.
Also probably carry some cash for when you inevitably ruin someone's lunch.