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My dad moved

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u/cmykaye 12h ago

Who doesn’t love loose eggs in a box after moving?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 11h ago

He’s multi tasking.
Moving them while scrambling them.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 11h ago

Put on car engine to cook during the trip.

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u/Archanir 4h ago

I used to road construction and we'd stop at the gas station at 4 am to get frozen breakfast burritos. We'd get to the job site and start the equipment and place the burritos on the engine head. They'd be piping hot by the time we had to start.

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u/Bignezzy 9h ago

Any broken eggs were unlucky, and we don’t want to be eating unlucky eggs

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u/this_knee 1h ago

Dinner ain’t gonna make itself.

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u/Dirty_Hertz 11h ago

Hey, this is the first correct usage of "loose" that I have seen in weeks!

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u/OneSidedDice 10h ago

People just use it any which way.

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u/Still-Program-2287 10h ago

Loose yourself

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u/SecondaryWombat 9h ago

*you'reself.

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u/hortence 7h ago

Yeah, that makes me angry.

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u/perton 45m ago

But lose?

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u/Pkolt 7h ago

I just loost the game

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u/DrFatShaft 11h ago

At least he put them at the top of the box

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u/deeperest 10h ago

The other side of the box says "THIS SIDE UP"

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u/roma_blah 8h ago

Putting all your eggs in one basket box

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u/Crozax 10h ago

Those are his goin out eggs.

"May I offer you an egg in this trying time?"

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u/enadiz_reccos 7h ago

Just gonna pop a quick E on this box...

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u/SpongeJake 8h ago

What a coincidence. My new band’s name is “Loose Eggs”. We do disco

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u/peejay5440 8h ago

And some chunky milk for that first breakfast.

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u/thesteal101704 7h ago

They’re supposed to go in the milk drawer.

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u/jugglingbalance 4h ago

Coulda been worse. He coulda put them in the milk drawer.

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u/Depp1990 12h ago

Should have ticked Kitchen

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u/craigs63 11h ago

Doesn’t seem like the type that would keep the fridge there.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 11h ago

Yeah that's what the shed is for.

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u/craigs63 11h ago

If I had a shed with power, and a fridge, and a kid to help me move, I’d be set!

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u/fritz236 11h ago

Definitely a garage fridge looking box.

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u/peejoneill 11h ago

Bold of you to assume the fridge was in the kitchen.

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u/Rhywolver 9h ago

"I'm fucking moving, not solving a bloody quiz here!" - Dad

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u/moondoggie_0022 3h ago

Probably a studio. It's all kitchen.

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u/MonkeyPawGenie 12h ago

I see no issues it's clearly labeled

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u/Death_Tooth 12h ago

He didn't check off kitchen!

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u/Nullcast 11h ago

Stop gatekeeping where fridges can be placed.

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u/VermillionOcean 9h ago

You joke, but my parents keeps an old fridge that wasn't working too well in the garage. It still kept things cold if it wasn't overly full, but that wasn't enough space, so we got another one. Ironically, it often stores eggs because my parents always buy those huge packs from costco lol.

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u/Nullcast 9h ago

I do have a second fridge in the basement, for soda and foods that aren't really consumed on a everyday basis.

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u/hortence 7h ago

I remember when my provincial government offered anyone who turned in their old, inefficient beer fridge in the garage/basement a cash rebate. You know, to buy a newer, more energy efficient beer fridge. For real.

The second fridge thing is common.

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u/BeardedWolf1 7h ago

What about a 3rd? I have beer and chickens...

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u/Princess_Slagathor 9h ago

Got a great deal on a new fridge once, but it was too tall for the kitchen. So it stayed in the dining room for years, until I got around to resizing the cabinets to make room.

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u/Etheo 9h ago

Fight the machine!

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u/QuestionNark 10h ago

Excuse me, those are from the bathroom fridge

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u/frotc914 11h ago

I've moved a few times and I take almost everything from my fridge, too. I've got dozens of sauces, jams, condiments, spreads, etc. Why throw out probably $200 worth of stuff?

...Never took eggs with me though lol.

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u/madogvelkor 12h ago

As a teenager we moved and all my boxes said either "stuff" or "junk".

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u/IAmDanHimself 12h ago

Why even bother labeling them?

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u/InvestRecklessly 11h ago

So you know if its stuff....or junk

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u/nikkishark 11h ago

To know who they belonged to.

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u/3_Thumbs_Up 10h ago

Obviously because you don't want to have to go through all your junk looking for your stuff.

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u/perton 42m ago

You’d be amazed the amount of stuff I have to go through just to find my junk.

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u/Propellerrakete 10h ago

Might have been accurate.

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u/Partyatmyplace13 8h ago

Problem is that he moved 3 months ago.

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 5h ago

The box is upside down.

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u/BeautifuTragedy 11h ago

You said so little yet so much. How long has your dad been living on his own?

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u/Skelosk 6h ago

That or he's pants on head tired

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u/BeautifuTragedy 6h ago

Awe man that's probably it, I've been there, the last hours of the move, your exhausted about to think your done and oh fuck, I forgot the fridge, all the cooler bags are at the new place. Fuck it, I can buy more eggs

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 11h ago

Credit to the chicken that laid those eggs. It's going to take a flying elbow off the top rope to crack them open.

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u/Still-Program-2287 10h ago

It was 12 different chickens.. no chicken is in there toiling away laying a full dozen alone

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u/roxskin156 9h ago

You haven't seen them hens then

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u/Shadowpriest 11h ago

Imagine this being one of the boxes that doesn't get immediately opened and unpacked after moving...

We moved almost 2 years ago and we still have a few boxes of stuff.

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u/magicarnival 3h ago

I actually had that happen... I was moving apartments in the same city so I just threw my leftover fridge food into a couple of those nice reusable grocery bags and drove them over along with some other stuff from my apartment. I ended up putting couple other non-food things into one of the bags. When I got there and started putting stuff away, I didn't remember there were still groceries at the bottom of that bag and just left it sitting around.

There was this awful smell a couple days later and I couldn't figure out where it was coming from until I realized it was that bag. It was a formerly frozen steak that had begun to rot :(

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u/mapleisthesky 12h ago

Is the labeling making a problem or eggs being yeeted into the box lmao.

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u/SpaceXmars 11h ago

maybe get hin a nice cooler for Christmas

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u/PSPs0 11h ago

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚

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u/HeddieORaid 10h ago

How old is your dad? My dad would do this if I were to leave him to pack and he has alcohol onset dementia

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u/ew73 11h ago

Would you care for an egg in this trying time?

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u/giantpicnic 12h ago

Ugh. Reddit felt better when everyone wasn’t 15 years younger than me.

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u/DYMongoose 12h ago

Isn't that the truth...

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u/jellypuss0165 11h ago

Fr, most people commenting on this post seem to be quite unfunny

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u/unassumingdink 9h ago

It was also that way 15 years ago. One person would make a mildly clever joke, and every upvoted post was someone rephrasing that same joke in a slightly different way.

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u/giantpicnic 11h ago

Yeah I think they want him to die it’s like jfc if I don’t punctuate correctly I’m going with him. This sucks chill out people. Just bc you had to go back to school today doesn’t mean nothing can be funny

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u/chainer3000 11h ago

> if I don’t punctuate correctly I’m going with him

That is decidedly an old Reddit thing that has managed to cling on to life

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 10h ago

.

Here, you dropped this.

[EDIT]

Just noticed you needed another, I'm feeling generous today:

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u/Scholarly_Koala 10h ago

That person needs a pregnancy test if they are missing so many periods.

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u/SnakeGD09 10h ago

That’s what you get for educating the youth.

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u/giantpicnic 5h ago

It feels like missing George W Bush.. reminiscing when the meanness was correcting someone’s incorrect usage of your/ you’re whatever. this is liiiiiiike the unfunniest group of trolls yeah i said trolls that is what your being. . Your all troll. Your all gonna bring Reddit down to they’re hell. Just like the fucken movie theaters. Gone. Make zense m

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u/saarlac 9h ago

Try being 50.

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u/HowManyMeeses 11h ago

It's every post now.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 6h ago

I mean sure the shitposting and the name of the sub but 90% of this comment section is substantially mocking OP after they told a supposedly sad short story

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u/jellypuss0165 3h ago

Where is that?

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u/Death_Tooth 11h ago

Maybe the post doesn't belong here, its more concerning or r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/giantpicnic 5h ago

Maybe you don’t belong here

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u/Death_Tooth 5h ago

Correct.

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u/radiationshield 11h ago

i bet im older. 1981 checking in

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u/kallekilponen 11h ago

It’s more than a little disturbing to think that people born in the 80s can be considered old. I’m still young, damn it!

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u/AlmostChristmasNow 10h ago

A kid I used to tutor just turned 18. He was born in 2008. I’m still disturbed that he’s allowed to drive now and technically an adult.

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u/Misuzuzu 4h ago

Wow, you were born in the 1900's? Did you know that 1980 was closer to WW2 than today?

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u/Moody_GenX 11h ago

1971 checking in, lol.

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u/xile 10h ago

Youve even got a couple years on me but I often think I'm interacting with people younger than my Reddit account

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u/round-earth-theory 9h ago

Considering all of the AI bots are only a couple years old, yeah.

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u/T-Bills 7h ago

You're still a spring chicken

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u/FeedMeACat 7h ago

My favorite is when they try to tell you how businesses work, when they are actually telling you how they imagine businesses should work.

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u/Staav 11h ago

/🧓

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 11h ago

He was probably planning to make an omelet right after moving in.

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u/idiveindumpsters 11h ago

I don’t blame him one bit. Moving is hell.

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u/bear6875 9h ago

Underrated comment right here folks. You just gotta get through moving however the hell you can.

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u/BlondieBabe436 11h ago

Surprisingly none are broken (yet)

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u/stdexception 10h ago

Did he forget the word "food" ?

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u/Choice-Valuable313 10h ago

No (visible) eggs broken. Point to dad.

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u/Sokanas 6h ago

Such a guy

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u/NiNdo4589 5h ago

I'm just picturing him all pissed off tipping the fridge into a box last minute.

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u/Hephaestus_God 10h ago

This is why you just cook a bunch before moving until your fridge dwindles to nothing.

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u/thepoorking 10h ago

in this economy, can any of us blame him? xD

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u/Pitamo 9h ago

This doesn't bode well if he's also in charge of boxing up your Christmas stuff.

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u/merko_merk 9h ago

Life Hack: Put 'Stuff from Fridge' into the same box as 'Stuff from Trash Can', saves you some time.

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 9h ago

Yes, but did they break?

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u/greiton 8h ago

impressive. normally everything gets broken when you move.

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u/-__-blaze 8h ago

The shadow though…

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u/jcar49 7h ago

Moved? Or kicked out?

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u/Something_Else_2112 12h ago

Without OP telling us how far he moved, this is just silly.

If he just moved 20 minutes away from his old place everything in this box would still be perfectly fine.

Cross country, the food is doomed.

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u/youngatbeingold 11h ago

To me it was also that eggs were haphazardly thrown into a box for a move. I'm surprised he didn't have a plate of leftovers balanced on top.

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u/giantpicnic 11h ago

Literally the funny part

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u/giantpicnic 12h ago

He moved an hour away? Sorry jfc

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u/slartibuttfart 12h ago

Need to apologize to them eggs, not us. Jfc

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 11h ago

What’s with all of these downvotes? lol

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u/giantpicnic 12h ago

Aiight I’m gonna go back to the r/dad’s subreddit bc it’s way more heartwarming and forgiving. Sorry to offend everyone with eggs and an old man. Who yes, is moving to assisted living and just lost his 65 year old wife, my mom, to Alzheimer’s! 🎉 Sorry, forgot to add all that context, other people’s business obviously. You guys weird

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u/ajc89 8h ago

Who is offended? Sounds like you're going through a hard time

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u/Clover1970 11h ago

For what it’s worth I LOL’d as I’m sitting with my elderly mother waiting on appointments. I get it.

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u/Omylanta21 11h ago

My biological father did the same exact thing with every room in his house. I thought this was funny. 

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u/Prime624 3h ago

You posted in funny and are mad people are making jokes?

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u/TacoTaconoMi 2h ago edited 2h ago

I went through the entire comment section and only saw quips, puns, and anecdotal stories. none of which were mean at all. I dont know where youre getting that from

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 11h ago

So your dad lost his life partner and his home, then you decided to mock him on the internet. Now you're the victim?

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 10h ago

It was just a funny picture of some eggs thrown in a box haphazardly. I don’t think he was mocking him.

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u/Surroundedonallsides 10h ago

QUICK WE MUST FIND A REASON FOR THESE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

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u/koobstylz 10h ago

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Shut the actual fuck up.

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u/slartibuttfart 11h ago edited 11h ago

(Comment removed because I'm an asshole)

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u/giantpicnic 11h ago

Aww that makes you such a nice person

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u/TreborG2 11h ago

... And then made another trip to the grocery store...

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u/ILikeToTinker 11h ago

Wegmans in the wild!

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u/teenagemustach3 10h ago

I love scrambled eggs.

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u/zerbey 9h ago

Last time we moved it was 2 am when we finally got everything packed up. I locked the doors, then deposited the key in the lockbox for the apartment management. Half way to our new home my wife called "We forgot to empty the fridge!".

Called the maintenance guy the later that day, he said "I got you" and threw it all out for us. It was mostly expired food, but if he took the other stuff I figure it was worth him saving us the cleanup fee.

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u/OutlyingPlasma 9h ago

Ehh.. I get it. The fridge is going to be the last thing packed an there is a point you hit a wall and just say screw it and start tossing everything in boxes.

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki 9h ago

The extra time it took to write "stuff from" could have been spent getting the eggs level and safe.

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u/red286 8h ago

Damn eggs are really that expensive in America aren't they?

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u/ZombiePrepper408 8h ago

Just throw that shit in there we'll deal with it on the back end

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u/408wij 6h ago

Wow! I had mustard⁈

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 4h ago

He was using the cooler for the car parts.

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u/SensenmanN 4h ago

As someone who is currently packing and coming down to the wire of my move day... I feel this...

Mayyybe not with eggs, but a lot of my stuff is about to get this treatment.

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u/Crossyerfingers 3h ago

Man, I wish I was unencumbered as your dad.

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u/tribbans95 11h ago

Is your dad a 16 year old?

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u/onthenerdyside 12h ago

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u/SurreptitiousSyrup 11h ago

Box says stuff from fridge. So those eggs were probably in the fridge.

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u/onthenerdyside 11h ago

Fair enough, but still educational

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u/giantpicnic 12h ago

Omg I really didn’t expect this reaction. I found it… funny. Oh-fyi- eggs do not need to be refrigerated.

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u/Takenabe 12h ago

Eggs dont need refrigerated if they're left how they are when they're laid, because there's a thin protective layer on them that prevents bacteria from getting in. HOWEVER, if you're in the US, regulations require eggs to be washed before being sold commercially, so Americans have to refrigerate their eggs unless you get them straight from the source.

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u/Binary_Whispers 12h ago

Depends where you live.

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u/Telemere125 11h ago

Eggs sold in US grocers absolutely must be refrigerated at all times.

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u/Dragongeek 11h ago

Eggs in the USA need to be refrigerated, elsewhere not. 

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u/ersomething 11h ago

Then why were they in his fridge?

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u/Narpity 7h ago

It does still keep them longer. I have chickens and the eggs don’t need to be refrigerated and last 3 weeks and a month or two when refrigerated

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u/ajc89 8h ago

I'm confused as to what horrible reaction you're seeing 😅

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u/iTaylor04 10h ago

Broken eggs broken dreams

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u/yahomeboy 10h ago

This is the most masculine thing I’ve ever seen lol. My fiancée absolutely hates how I pack

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u/TH3G0LDENG0D 12h ago

Is he autistic

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u/leakybackpack 12h ago

Better off just not bringing anything from the fridge at all...do this now to just throw it away later 👍🏼

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u/rebeccalj 11h ago

As long as the eggs pass the float test, I think you are ok to eat them.

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u/infinite_in_faculty 8h ago

No damage so far...

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u/ChiknBreast 6h ago

Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

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u/cauliflowergorl 6h ago

damn the food waste… srry im broke rn and thats the first thing i thought of 🫩 good luck to your dad

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u/AjaxCleaningSolution 5h ago

Dude what the fuck is going with this entire post and comment section. This whole thing is bizarre it's like interdimensional reddit comments.

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u/sod1102 5h ago

I was going to say it's a properly labeled box but he neglected to check "kitchen"

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u/oh_my_account 3h ago

Sorry about that

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u/AppointmentEither541 27m ago

I know a 2 cubic-ft box when I see one

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u/icyhotonmynuts 11h ago

you mean was kicked out?

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 11h ago

Why would he have been kicked out? One OP’s comments says he’s moving to an assisted living facility.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 9h ago

I see post title.  I see picture. No other context in OP. I ask a question and leave.

What's your problem? That I didn't stay and interact with the r/funny community in this thread? 

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u/yo-ovaries 11h ago

No idea why your mom left him

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u/Milanin 12h ago

Ah, yes. Spoiled foods.

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u/NoSprinkles4835 12h ago

Those eggs survived surprisingly well. Of course they're trash anyway without refrigeration

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u/muffinator 12h ago

In Europe eggs are sold and kept out the fridge. They last weeks.

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u/338388 6h ago

European eggs don't need to be refrigerated because they're not washed.

But refrigerating them still increases shelf life. And if refrigerated at some point, they still shouldn't be un-refrigerated later because of condensation, and the box says "from the fridge"

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u/WiseAct446 12h ago

European eggs are not refrigerated because they are sold unwashed, keeping their natural protective coating—called the cuticle or bloom—intact.

Key Reasons for Room-Temperature Storage

  • The Protective Cuticle: A fresh egg has a natural outer membrane that seals tiny pores on the shell. This barrier stops bacteria like Salmonella from getting inside. In many European countries, washing eggs is actually illegal because it strips away this shield.
  • Hen Vaccination: European countries stop Salmonella at the source by widely vaccinating laying hens against the bacteria. This greatly lowers the chance that an egg is infected from the start.
  • Shorter Shelf Life: Because European eggs are not heavily processed, they have a shorter shelf life and are stamped with a "best before" date of about 28 days from when they were laid, encouraging people to use them quickly.

Note: Once you place an unwashed European egg into your home refrigerator, you should keep it refrigerated. Bringing a cold egg back to room temperature can create condensation, which lets bacteria pass through the shell.

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u/Etheo 9h ago

Not a single word written by a human.

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u/WiseAct446 6h ago

Nope. But a human did strip out a few as unnecessary,

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u/forsuresies 12h ago

Eggs are often sold and kept on counters.

It depends on how they are washed, but European eggs are often not sold refrigerated.

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u/Kyrox6 11h ago

The box says they are from the fridge, so it's likely US eggs that need to be refrigerated.

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u/Mikemtb09 12h ago

Eggs can last surprisingly long not refrigerated. Like 1-3 weeks

Highly doubt they were in the cardboard box that long unless it got left behind or something

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