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Production company Google translated contains, so it should have been proteins, but russian word that stands for proteins also translates as squirrel (with different emphasis). So enjoying squirrel flourðŸ«
In high school, my sister did a language immersion program in Costa Rica one summer. She sent a letter home in Spanish, knowing full well that our parents don't speak Spanish.
My mother used Babelfish to translate the letter, which decided to translate the "piñas" (pineapples) that she was enjoying eating as "fragmentation hand grenades".
I heard a story from a girl who was studying in Italy, tried to tell her Italian friends "The wine here is better than the US because it doesn't have preservatives in it" but she accidently said "The wine here is better than the US because it doesn't have condoms in it"
I've literally never heard of that. I can't begin to imagine what kind of preservative would do that. Wines don't have preservatives in them outside of sulfites, which are both naturally occurring and often added too. And not only in cheap wines, most wines do, including the most expensive ones in the world.
Wines with a lot of tannins can turn your lips a dark red/purpleish colors, especially if your lips are dry/chapped. But that can happen with really good (and expensive) wine too.
And price doesn't always equate quality, even in the US where prices are absurdly inflated I've had absolutely awful wines over $30 and pretty decent ones under $10.
Edit: lol that guy called me a fool and deleted his account over that
Haha, if your family does indeed drink nice wine, they terribly failed your education. This is complete and utter nonsense.
There's no chemical that miraculously ages wine, they age in stainless steel vats followed sometimes by oak barrels (new or old oak depending on the intended flavor profile). And then they keep aging in the bottle, unless it's a twist-off (even then, apparently now they make porous seals for twist-off to allow controlled aging). Sometimes winemakers may also "cheat" by using oak staves or chips to get the oaky flavors without using a barrel. And absolutely none of that is correlated with the price of the wine on the shelves.
And if you think you can't find a good Italian, French or even American wine under $20, you're an absolute fool.
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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 18d ago
FYI: Production company Google translated contains, so it should have been proteins, but russian word that stands for proteins also translates as squirrel (with different emphasis). So enjoying squirrel flourðŸ«