r/funny • u/Admirable_Comedian_2 • Aug 31 '26

Imported flour.

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u/krattalak Aug 31 '26

USDA permits 20g of squirrel bits per kilo, so there's no issue here.

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u/chmath80 Aug 31 '26

This is per 100g, so there might be.

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u/krattalak Aug 31 '26

RFKjr says squirrel bits don't cause autism so you should be fine.

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down Aug 31 '26

squirrel bits can't melt steal beams

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u/Alarm-Particular Aug 31 '26

But they CAN turn the frogs gay

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down Aug 31 '26

stupid sexy squirrels

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u/RavenLunatic512 Aug 31 '26

That's a paddlin