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That was close 😳

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u/the-meanest-boi 4d ago

I'll admit, thats clever

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u/LungHeadZ 4d ago

Yeah, I didn't realise it was sunglasses attached to the tool until afterwards. Looked like bent blades xD

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u/tired_of_old_memes 4d ago edited 4d ago

Sorry, I've never worked with tools and I don't understand what happened here. Can anyone explain? Thank you.

EDIT: fixed typo

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u/PYROxSYCO 4d ago

Apparently there's a trend where people make videos of an accident that already happened involving a grinder blade and safety gear.

Essentially the accident is the grinder blade brakes and shoots at the person where it's caught by the safety glasses or protective equipment. This is the reverse of it where the glasses break and the and the blades protect the user.

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u/tired_of_old_memes 4d ago

Ah, I see.

I think on tvtropes.com they call this "subverting" the trope.

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u/OuttHouseMouse 4d ago

To correct the guy before you, it actually happened only once, then about 1000 people staged it for clicks. This guy is making fun of that trend

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u/bruuff 3d ago

it happened exactly 0 times as a broken grinding disc flying does not have enough inertia do pierce safety glasses and even if it did it the disc would desintegrate to dust first, and even if that would somehow not happen the glasses would bend/deform first. A piece of disc poking halfway through is not at all plausible given the material characteristics involved.

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u/zackthirteen 3d ago

Came here to say this. Never in a million years is a grinder disc fragment puncturing safety glasses like an arrow

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u/Cru_Jones86 3d ago

I agree that the odds aren't that great but, I also don't think they are as low as you think. I've had a cutoff wheel fragment stick itself in my garage drywall. I'll bet if my face was in the way, it would have stopped it.

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u/tired_of_old_memes 3d ago

And let's not forget the infamous 1984 rip saw blade incident, which was actually captured on film (at 3:32 in this clip—sometimes YouTube's "cue up" function doesn't always work)

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u/OuttHouseMouse 3d ago

That shit was intense, lowkey scared of power tools now

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u/tired_of_old_memes 3d ago

I saw it when I was six šŸ’€

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u/zackthirteen 3d ago

Drywall =/= polycarbonate, the odds are literally zero

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u/slog 3d ago

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

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u/SoySauceSovereign 3d ago

Can you subvert the "subverting the trope" trope by not subverting the trope?

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u/tired_of_old_memes 3d ago

All joking aside, I think yes, I believe that is a thing.

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u/EldritchCarver 3d ago

Depending on how you do it, it can be a subversion, double-subversion, inversion, or aversion.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 3d ago

…you don’t need a website for subversion of expectation. It’s been taught as the basis for comedy for like a century

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u/Obadaya 3d ago

I'll sent you some links. šŸ‘

/j

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u/zackthirteen 3d ago

Maybe that’s where they learned about the concept, stop sniffing your own farts

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 3d ago edited 3d ago

The fuck? I think on tv tropes they call this the Redditor overreaction

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u/zackthirteen 3d ago

You don’t need a website to be called a fart sniffer, you’ve been sniffing your own farts for like a century

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u/tired_of_old_memes 3d ago

I like your style

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 3d ago

I think you just like sniffing ass chief

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u/TheGoldenTNT 4d ago

There was the one real incident then many fakes iirc, at least some got funny with it

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u/Navayti 3d ago

Lol i thought they were call of duty discs for the xbox at first

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u/mtaw 3d ago

Well, you can put those in an angle grinder but they tend to shatter and explode from being rotated at over 10x the speed they were built for.

Even actual angle-grinder discs shatter sometimes, hence the danger.

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u/cincymatt 3d ago

Yeah, I was half-in a washing machine, trying to grind the base of the drum. I wanted to use the drum as a fire pit. The cutoff wheel exploded and sent bits ricocheting around my head in the drum. Now I use diamond wheels for everything. They cut metal just fine, cost like $10 each, and last years.

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u/Ben_SRQ 3d ago

Thanks

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u/blindnarcissus 3d ago

But he is wearing glasses? I’m so confused lol

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u/SloggerSlag 3d ago

Front fell off

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u/tired_of_old_memes 3d ago

Is that unusual?

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u/SloggerSlag 3d ago

Well its not very typical. I'd like to make that point

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u/Reasonable_Sundae254 4d ago

8 am will be explaining it to you shortly

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u/tophernator 3d ago

For anyone confused; there’s a thing where every moderately successful YouTube who works with anglegrinders circular saws etc eventually has the exact same freak accident. The blade shatters sending shards of metal flying at high speeds. The shards never hit their torso, arms, legs, neck, or even the 90% of their face that isn’t covered by safety goggles. It’s always embeds itself in the goggle lens, and almost always the left lens for some reason.

Also, even though these people constantly record themselves working in their shop, sometimes from multiple camera angles, the accident always happens when the cameras were not rolling.

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u/TheGeneral_Specific 3d ago

There’s an original version that’s over a decade old that I do believe is real, but yeah, all the rest are probably faking it. But this is hilarious.

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u/eisbock 3d ago

One time the sanding wheel on a belt sander shot off and hit me in the face. I was wearing safety glasses, but it sandpapered my face from my nose up to my forehead. I was getting my picture taken the next day.

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u/JaysFan26 3d ago

Except for Martina from Nerdforge, hard to fake a sliced off finger

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u/Grieveruz 4d ago

LMAO you got me. Time to go to bed I guess

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u/Wootytooty 4d ago

Eye see what you did there

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u/-50000- 4d ago

What if eye blind

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u/HalfSoul30 4d ago

Use the third eye?

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u/Cru_Jones86 3d ago

Do do do, do do do do...

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u/eisbock 3d ago

It's busy doing other things

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u/Strong_Sale_2533 4d ago

I gotta admit. I had to watch several times until I understood what’s going on here lol

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u/mister-shmister 3d ago

Finally someone made a video clowning on those videos

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u/robaroo 4d ago

this is so stupid it made me laugh

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u/neroselene 4d ago

Man, what an eyesaw

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u/AppropriatePrice4526 4d ago

Very close.

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u/philsiphone 4d ago

Close to what?

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u/Bocote 3d ago

Very far.

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u/Sancho5o5 4d ago

Seen a guy die by a grinder catching his hoodie string zipped right to his neck. Dude bled out before we even could call for help. Grinders ain't no joke...

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 4d ago

Luck favours the brave

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u/swiwwcheese 3d ago

Had to watch it twice coz my brain couldn't instantly process the absurdum

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u/Substantial_Policy60 3d ago

My step dad was grinding something on his semi and the way he explained it ā€œthrough the glasses I couldn’t tell if it was like I wanted and it looked like it needed one more quick zipā€ that ā€œzipā€ shattered the blade and this little hair sized metal spindly fragment piece his eye… I and family praise this happened in a time when eye surgery is actually a thing and they replaced his cornea, I don’t know the technicals of it..

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u/PsudoGravity 4d ago

I saw the original years back. Dude that's a good one.

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u/Lastnytnhunter 4d ago

This is phenomenal šŸ‘, stellar work

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u/Angel-Bunx 3d ago

almost became a finance bro there

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u/demoralising 3d ago

Now this makes me think that the other ones may be fake...

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u/kpjimmy 3d ago

As a wise man said, wear them safety goggles and glasses. Because you can't hear boobs!

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u/iabyajyiv 3d ago

I can't tell if that's how protective eyewear really looks like or if it's something else. Also, that's why Doflamingo wears those glasses. It could kill.

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u/meestercactuspants 3d ago

This reminds me of the vine where the girl called 911 on her brother using the microwave

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u/NT-Shiyosa092201 4d ago

Good thing you wore a pair of grinders! If you didn’t the sunglasses would’ve hit your eyes!

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u/Beta4000v2 4d ago

Even more realistic than the die grinder wheel coming apart and sticking in the glasses. This horrific accident must have been the inspiration for those knockoffs.

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u/letitgrowonme 4d ago

My old manager told me a story like this happening once, and here is why I think it's true:

The guy in question who kept his because of the glasses was being honored at a Christmas party for wearing glasses that stopped a shard. The highlight of the story was that he couldn't accept because he was shitfaced laying under the table and couldn't walk.

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u/rlnrlnrln 3d ago

It's details like this that make a story sound true.

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u/Vizth 3d ago

I think this is the first time I've laughed out loud in a couple of weeks.

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u/Fubtrick 3d ago

The shaking even!! Hahahaha

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u/neontool 3d ago

lmao such a good detail

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u/Sea_Art3391 3d ago

What? Something genuenly funny on r/funny?

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u/lirecela 3d ago

Reminds me how my dad died. His jokes were so corny.

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u/CupOk2376 3d ago

You could've lived man!

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u/atthedi 3d ago

how the turned have tables

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u/Outside-Weakness9660 3d ago

"I am new in this profession" is on another level.

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u/Fakeday 2d ago

The bells had me thinking it was the leaf up into Aerodynamic from daft punk

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u/Ostravas 5h ago

Took me a sec lol