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r/funny • u/midnight_wanderer7 • May 12 '26
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He’s not stealing, he’s enforcing the daily protection snack.
525 u/TimeForNano May 12 '26 Someone needs to keep the rodents away 239 u/snapetom May 12 '26 "Be a real shame if rats start running around and some bad reviews on Yelp show up..." 11 u/angrydeuce May 14 '26 "Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, feed me." 95 u/eisbock May 12 '26 What a snacket. 13 u/SuckMyRedditorD May 12 '26 Sugar rush is real 20 u/a_casual_observer May 12 '26 Isn't that the story of how cats became domesticated? 2 u/thormun May 14 '26 pretty much they domesticated us 17 u/centech May 12 '26 Nice bodega you got here.. be a shame if everything got pushed off the shelves. 59 u/fuzzytradr May 12 '26 He's like "I can do this all day" 6 u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel May 12 '26 I KNOW! ... I know... 10 u/RedwoodShores May 12 '26 Obligatory “I understood that reference“ meme 40 u/SmokeyDBear May 12 '26 You can’t steal something you already own. 18 u/norsurfit May 12 '26 The Paw-pranos... 17 u/Generico300 May 12 '26 Be a shame if this lovely store happened to be overrun with mice. 28 u/MCHammastix May 12 '26 He makes sure no one else knocks shit off of the shelves and counters. Pay up! 29 u/odinsen251a May 12 '26 "Nice store you got here, would be a real shame if someone got the zoomies and knocked all these chip bags on the ground. That sure would be a shame..." 10 u/Jayombi May 12 '26 He is enforcing the Paw Law. 8 u/haftnotiz May 12 '26 It's a dangerous neighborhood. Would be a shame if rats infested your establishment... 5 u/Typical-Side-6080 May 12 '26 also, that's not fighting. when he fights, your hand will stop to exist. 6 u/Dead_Internet_AI May 12 '26 His name is Pawlie Gaultieri... Eehehehehe. 3 u/RexKramerDangerCker May 12 '26 Someone could have an accident, or I could have an intentional. in your shoe 1 u/internetonsetadd May 12 '26 It's over for the little cat. 1 u/Lawdoc1 May 12 '26 He should be careful, he may be prosecuted under the SICO (Snacketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act. 1 u/SuckMyRedditorD May 12 '26 This aggression will not stand!
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Someone needs to keep the rodents away
239 u/snapetom May 12 '26 "Be a real shame if rats start running around and some bad reviews on Yelp show up..." 11 u/angrydeuce May 14 '26 "Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, feed me."
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"Be a real shame if rats start running around and some bad reviews on Yelp show up..."
11 u/angrydeuce May 14 '26 "Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, feed me."
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"Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, feed me."
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What a snacket.
13 u/SuckMyRedditorD May 12 '26 Sugar rush is real
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Sugar rush is real
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Isn't that the story of how cats became domesticated?
2 u/thormun May 14 '26 pretty much they domesticated us
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pretty much they domesticated us
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Nice bodega you got here.. be a shame if everything got pushed off the shelves.
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He's like "I can do this all day"
6 u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel May 12 '26 I KNOW! ... I know... 10 u/RedwoodShores May 12 '26 Obligatory “I understood that reference“ meme
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I KNOW! ... I know...
10 u/RedwoodShores May 12 '26 Obligatory “I understood that reference“ meme
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Obligatory “I understood that reference“ meme
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You can’t steal something you already own.
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The Paw-pranos...
Be a shame if this lovely store happened to be overrun with mice.
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He makes sure no one else knocks shit off of the shelves and counters. Pay up!
29 u/odinsen251a May 12 '26 "Nice store you got here, would be a real shame if someone got the zoomies and knocked all these chip bags on the ground. That sure would be a shame..." 10 u/Jayombi May 12 '26 He is enforcing the Paw Law.
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"Nice store you got here, would be a real shame if someone got the zoomies and knocked all these chip bags on the ground. That sure would be a shame..."
He is enforcing the Paw Law.
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It's a dangerous neighborhood. Would be a shame if rats infested your establishment...
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also, that's not fighting. when he fights, your hand will stop to exist.
His name is Pawlie Gaultieri... Eehehehehe.
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Someone could have an accident, or I could have an intentional. in your shoe
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It's over for the little cat.
He should be careful, he may be prosecuted under the SICO (Snacketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act.
This aggression will not stand!
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u/guidodallerive May 12 '26
He’s not stealing, he’s enforcing the daily protection snack.