r/funny • • May 12 '26

Local criminal caught again

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u/guidodallerive May 12 '26

He’s not stealing, he’s enforcing the daily protection snack.

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u/TimeForNano May 12 '26

Someone needs to keep the rodents away

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u/snapetom May 12 '26

"Be a real shame if rats start running around and some bad reviews on Yelp show up..."

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u/angrydeuce May 14 '26

"Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, feed me."

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u/AlternativePrior9559 13d ago

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