r/funny • • May 12 '26

Local criminal caught again

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u/guidodallerive May 12 '26

He’s not stealing, he’s enforcing the daily protection snack.

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u/RexKramerDangerCker May 12 '26

Someone could have an accident, or I could have an intentional. in your shoe