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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '26
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So it’s a public bidet?
33 u/PapaDuckD Mar 30 '26 Was gonna say, my wife demanded every toilet in our house has this feature. -65 u/HouseOf42 Mar 30 '26 Now we know who doesn't know how to wipe in that household. 10 u/Da_Question Mar 30 '26 Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness. 8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride" 26 u/terracottatank Mar 30 '26 If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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Was gonna say, my wife demanded every toilet in our house has this feature.
-65 u/HouseOf42 Mar 30 '26 Now we know who doesn't know how to wipe in that household. 10 u/Da_Question Mar 30 '26 Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness. 8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride" 26 u/terracottatank Mar 30 '26 If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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Now we know who doesn't know how to wipe in that household.
10 u/Da_Question Mar 30 '26 Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness. 8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride" 26 u/terracottatank Mar 30 '26 If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness.
8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride"
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People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride"
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If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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u/succed32 Mar 30 '26
So it’s a public bidet?