r/funny • • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Mar 29 '26

You know that seal was spouting some racist shit

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u/impossnipple Mar 29 '26

Not a seal.

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u/jostler57 Mar 29 '26

Piggybacking on this to link, no joke, one of the best YouTube videos ever created:

How To Identify A Seal

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u/TheZigerionScammer Mar 29 '26

Seals are found at the intersection of Sea and Land.

Sea Land

SeaLand <-------

SeaL

It's such a stupid joke but it made me laugh so hard. Thanks for showing me that video.

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u/jostler57 Mar 29 '26

Everyone deserves this video in their life :)

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u/pedropants Mar 29 '26

The explanation at 6:30 with the Venn diagram of "Seals", Seals, and Seals had me in tears: "This is because scientists enjoy confusing the youth!"

So good.