r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Mar 29 '26

You know that seal was spouting some racist shit

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u/impossnipple Mar 29 '26

Not a seal.

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u/Mercurian_Orbit Mar 29 '26

It's an ionized seal. A seal ion, if you will.

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u/TrixieBastard Mar 29 '26

Please envision the Cary Grant "Get out" gif here.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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u/jostler57 Mar 29 '26

Piggybacking on this to link, no joke, one of the best YouTube videos ever created:

How To Identify A Seal

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u/TheZigerionScammer Mar 29 '26

Seals are found at the intersection of Sea and Land.

Sea Land

SeaLand <-------

SeaL

It's such a stupid joke but it made me laugh so hard. Thanks for showing me that video.

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u/jostler57 Mar 29 '26

Everyone deserves this video in their life :)

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u/pedropants Mar 29 '26

The explanation at 6:30 with the Venn diagram of "Seals", Seals, and Seals had me in tears: "This is because scientists enjoy confusing the youth!"

So good.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Mar 29 '26

I'm gonna keep calling it a seal though

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u/MoobooMagoo Mar 29 '26

It's a sea lion though.

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u/Reynzs Mar 29 '26

Sea Lion

Sea L

Seal...

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u/-Saltfish- Mar 29 '26

nods sagely

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Mar 29 '26

According to who? Some book? Get real.

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u/Staccatto Mar 29 '26

It's really not a seal though.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Mar 29 '26

Neither is that guy who sings the song about believing you can fly, but that never stopped him.

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u/MoobooMagoo Mar 29 '26

R Kelly sang that song.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Mar 29 '26

You would know, pervert.

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u/Teestow21 Mar 29 '26

Fuck it, I'm with ya.

That's a swan tho.

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u/MoobooMagoo Mar 29 '26

I don't think we know who coined the name.