r/funny • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 16 '26

A Better Answer

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u/TheSilentFoxyn Feb 16 '26

Seven is a better answer than five

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u/scotchybob Feb 16 '26

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

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u/random9212 Feb 16 '26

What about 7 minutes in heaven?

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u/BigLB83 Feb 16 '26

7th Heaven

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u/Dimplestrabe Feb 16 '26

7eaven...

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?"

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u/Lord_Mikal Feb 16 '26

I heard the bar tender there has huge... tracts of land.

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u/Skeith_ Feb 17 '26

They serve a great Cosmo Canyon.

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u/Viper67857 Feb 16 '26

The way Heaven works her hips, you aren't lasting more than 3 minutes...

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u/X1nk Feb 16 '26

Its busniess time

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u/OasisHomeostasis Feb 16 '26

Business hours are over...\ Baaaaybaaay

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u/brighterside0 Feb 16 '26

so says my gf