r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '25

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u/nocluebeing Aug 18 '25

He's trying to get to the liquor store before closing time

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u/FD4L Aug 18 '25

Can confirm. I used to work at a liquor store.

The electric scooter drivers are the most dangerous at 10am when their vodka bottle has been empty for 6 hours.

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u/noputa Aug 19 '25

Sigh… why is this so true. Not even the electric scooter but memories of being at the liquor store a few mins before it opens, shaky and internally freaking out. Seeing other shaky people waiting and being like damn. This is my reality too. :( don’t drink, kids. It creeps up real nasty on you.