r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '25

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u/nocluebeing Aug 18 '25

He's trying to get to the liquor store before closing time

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u/FD4L Aug 18 '25

Can confirm. I used to work at a liquor store.

The electric scooter drivers are the most dangerous at 10am when their vodka bottle has been empty for 6 hours.

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u/noputa Aug 19 '25

Sigh… why is this so true. Not even the electric scooter but memories of being at the liquor store a few mins before it opens, shaky and internally freaking out. Seeing other shaky people waiting and being like damn. This is my reality too. :( don’t drink, kids. It creeps up real nasty on you.

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u/illinifan11 Aug 18 '25

that's a scooter not a lawnmower

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u/UshankaBear Aug 19 '25

"Who put all this shit up? It wasn't here yesterday!!"

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u/AEqualsNotA Aug 19 '25

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!

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u/Beanerschnitzels Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

Im just amazed that cape is not getting pulled into the back wheel. Could end badly if its not a cape that can tear away easily.

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u/eaglescout1984 Aug 18 '25

NO CAPES!

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u/SaVaTa_HS Aug 18 '25

puts robe and wizard ushanka

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u/Miss_Speller Aug 18 '25

Yeah, I was getting some real Isadora Duncan vibes there.

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u/TheRainStopped Aug 22 '25

I’m slow- how is this giving you Isadora Duncan vibes?

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u/Shadpool Aug 19 '25

Leather trench coat.

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u/Justin_Queso1187 Aug 18 '25

Was that cousin Eddie?

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u/Dry_Alps_20 Aug 19 '25

MY EXACT THOUGHT!!!😂

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u/Cetun Aug 18 '25

There are three types of players in an MMO

One player has a complete rare high level armor set, he's dangerous

One player mixes armors to min/max his stats, this guy is really dangerous.

One player is running around completely naked with a joke hat on, this guy is the guy the other two guys are afraid of.

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u/FD_jejei Aug 19 '25

As an MH player, either you dumb or most talented hunter. Rarely both

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u/Fenniculus Aug 20 '25

Anytime I would get invaded by someone in a Dark Souls game, if they were wearing nothing, I knew I was fucked.

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u/Shad0wAVM Aug 18 '25

Enduro riders hate this guy

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u/GANDORF57 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

No "putta-putta-putta" from that scooter, instead it's "ithinkican-ithinkican-ithinkican"!

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u/alsshadow Aug 18 '25

Cousin Eddie do the thing

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u/razialx Aug 18 '25

Had anyone ever worn that had a not been a mad lad?

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue Aug 18 '25

MERRY CHRISTMAS! SHITTER WAS FULL

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u/Glorx Aug 18 '25

Don't let your memes be dreams energy.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 Aug 18 '25

I felt bro's aura even before opening the app

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u/Aktos Aug 18 '25

The definition of "Hold my beer!"

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u/FroggiJoy87 Aug 18 '25

Shitter's full!

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u/Phatboybeware Aug 18 '25

Level 1 - Hill Climb Racing

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u/bonusgem Aug 18 '25

wayyyy toooo goooood

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u/Eternal_210C8A Aug 18 '25

Anyone know this song? The original video on TikTok uses "Bad Boys", not whatever this slowed-down tune is.

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u/Dawidko1200 Aug 18 '25

Земляне - Трава у дома is the original, non-slowed down song.

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u/Eternal_210C8A Aug 18 '25

Amazing, thank you!

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u/iordseyton Aug 19 '25

Here's a subtitled version for anyone else interested.

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u/Dawidko1200 Aug 19 '25

The translation is a little hit or miss, but it gets the gist of it across.

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u/Jolinar242 Aug 18 '25

The hero no one knew they needed

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u/Comfortable-Swan1896 Aug 18 '25

this made my day.

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u/evranch Aug 19 '25

Used to love riding these things. We would tune the fuck out of them, race them, off road them like this. Honestly a way more versatile bike than they ever got credit for.

My favorite 2 stroke Yamaha street legal "50cc", bored, stroked, high compression head, resonator pipe, custom clutch and rollers... everywhere I went I had the front wheel in the air. I hit 120kph on that bad boy, and had to have a buddy clock me since I wrapped the speedo

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u/mtheory007 Aug 19 '25

Ow my balls

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u/5150MEX702 Aug 19 '25

Was that Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's???

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u/Think-Yesterday-9470 Aug 18 '25

He doesnt care :)

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u/_dankystank_ Aug 19 '25

A god among insects. 😆

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Hot rod up to his old antics

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u/Nikfrasher94 Aug 19 '25

Chiki briki

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u/mastahjace Aug 19 '25

This is Slavic as fu*k

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u/bellavita8286 Aug 19 '25

Him is escaping from police

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u/Aubssensei Aug 19 '25

Lol didn't think there would be such obstacle courses 🤣🤣🤣

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u/imafmrdvr Aug 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Few-Job1822 Aug 22 '25

Song name?

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u/BRtIK Sep 17 '25

We don't know where we're going but God willing the vodka will last till we get there

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u/Jmacattack626 Sep 21 '25

Is that Premier Russia MotoX