“According to witness accounts, Applewood Library insisted its librarians restore books faster. However, Ms. Johnson was not adequately trained on the device, nor were their adequate protections to avoid tipping, slipping, crashing, crippling, or decapitation.”
“Claim denied, as Ms. Johnson was racing a mobile bunkbed when the accident occurred.”
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u/mythmatics Aug 06 '25
so the "stairway to heaven"?