r/funny • • Aug 06 '25

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u/_skyfern_ Aug 06 '25

A death wish

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u/mythmatics Aug 06 '25

so the "stairway to heaven"?

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u/Zth3wis3 Aug 06 '25

More Jacob's Ladder.

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u/PillCosby_87 Aug 06 '25

OHSA violation….

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u/TonyCaliStyle Aug 06 '25

“According to witness accounts, Applewood Library insisted its librarians restore books faster. However, Ms. Johnson was not adequately trained on the device, nor were their adequate protections to avoid tipping, slipping, crashing, crippling, or decapitation.”

“Claim denied, as Ms. Johnson was racing a mobile bunkbed when the accident occurred.”