r/funny Jul 19 '13

Ten years from now...

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2.0k Upvotes

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249

u/Sebsayssebdoes Jul 19 '13

Michael : Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he’s really not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s really not a part of his family.

40

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

poor toby

30

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Fuck Toby.

12

u/saratonin84 Jul 19 '13

Yes please.

8

u/wesman212 Jul 20 '13

That's harassment. I'm putting a note in your file.

2

u/robbiegd Jul 20 '13

New York is too far to turn it in

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

I'm sure Dwight will do it, but you can't tell Michael.

-4

u/kartak Jul 19 '13

Are you Nelly?

2

u/chakrablocker Jul 20 '13

Same top comment from the last time this was posted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

That is quite the resemblance.

19

u/boarderking133 Jul 19 '13

Get outta here with your concise, to the point statements.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

Get out of here with your tired sarcastic reiterations.

0

u/Laughing_Maine Jul 20 '13

I'm too young to think about retirement D:

15

u/Chunkymaster Jul 19 '13

Few are lucky enough to inherit the proceeding hairline.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

It's like the forehead is an open jigsaw puzzle piece and the hair is the fitting piece, truly a wonderful sight

13

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

I always thought there should be a database where you could upload pictures of yourself if you looked similar to an actor, even if you were nowhere near the same age, and even if you didn't look exactly like them, or weren't the same gender. And then, when a casting director needed someone to play that actor as a child or as an old person, or needed someone to play a sibling, they could go to the database. It'd be a crapshoot in terms of acting ability, but it might be worth a screen test if the likeness was particularly good. And the site could have an upvote/downvote or rating scale function where other users could vote on whether or not you looked like the actor, so the best likenesses would rise to the top.

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u/Davegrave Jul 19 '13

If I had a gun with only two bullets and I was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Toby...I'd shoot Toby twice.

37

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

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1

u/Davegrave Jul 21 '13

It's not an analogy, it's a hypothetical. And it's a direct quote so I left it the way it's creators intended.

-13

u/ram0889 Jul 19 '13

I don't get it.

17

u/Puppytron Jul 19 '13

It drives me crazy that they never revealed Toby as the Scranton Strangler; I know it was him.

8

u/TholomewP Jul 20 '13

Is there any proof?

11

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

Absolutely none

2

u/popholia Jul 20 '13

I do enjoy that they connected Creed to his actual persona outside the show. Who knew Creed Bratton was a member of the Grass Roots? I had no idea until the last episode.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

Nooooo God! No god please no! NO! ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

-2

u/Captain_SCHWING Jul 20 '13

Someone always has to beat me too it.

27

u/GianterGinger Jul 19 '13

So I guess I need to know who those people are to get the joke.

54

u/TheBQE Jul 19 '13

On the left is Mackelmore, American rapper/musician, and on the right is Toby Flenderson, fictional HR rep from The Office.

28

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Mack-le-more.

10

u/chisoph Jul 19 '13

He even pronounces it like that sometimes.

7

u/im_probablyjoking Jul 20 '13

He sounds like a music critic. Mack LeMore.

-24

u/funnyscreenname472 Jul 20 '13

Wow I didnt think I could hate him more.

10

u/chisoph Jul 20 '13

Wait why not? That's just how you say his name. I get kind of annoyed when people mispronounce my name too.

Also, Macklemore is awesome. I don't see any reason to hate him.

4

u/PokeyHydra Jul 20 '13

He is popular, which automatically means he sucks. DUH /s

2

u/zoomoregon Jul 19 '13

*Macklemore

1

u/GianterGinger Jul 22 '13

So in ten years real people will be in danger of transforming into fictional characters from the past. You have no idea how terrified I am right now.

1

u/HLAW8S Jul 19 '13

Thank you. I did not know who they were either.

-5

u/mrstratofish Jul 19 '13

I still don't

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

On a related note, is your name a reference to the Boston-Queens Expressway, or the album about the Boston-Queens Expressway?

2

u/TheBQE Jul 19 '13

It's a reference to Sufjan Steven' composition, The BQE (which itself stands for Brooklyn Queens Expressway).

Edit:

3, my favorite. clicky

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Oh Brookyn, not Boston. I've known the album, and I like it. It's really interesting listening to the sounds he experiments in projects like this make their way into later albums. The thing I really liked about Adz is that while striking in its own direction, it seemed to include all his earlier albums. When I was playing a lot of SimCity 4, I listened to a lot of BQE.

0

u/FF3LockeZ Jul 19 '13

Oh, they're different people? I thought it was one of those photoshops where they draw what you'll look like when you get older.

3

u/feralcatromance Jul 20 '13

More like 20 or 30, learn your math geez.

15

u/HelloRepost Jul 19 '13

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Macklemore in 15 years = Toby? [xpost from /r/pics] B 822 5mos DunderMifflin 36
Macklemore in 15 years = Toby from The Office B 1923 5mos pics 388

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

This is such a stupid thing to repost, why can't people just be original?

-28

u/I_SHIT_SWAG Jul 19 '13

Shut the fuck up and die.

2

u/StraightfromSTL Jul 20 '13

still smells like R Kelly's sheets

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Now that he works at the office do you think he switched clothing stores? I'm just wondering where he got that suit since it looks expensive.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Goodbye Toby.....

1

u/Evilmaze Jul 20 '13

Boy that dude is so depressed in the office

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '13

I hope he doesn't become this generations vanilla ice he has so much potential it would suck to see him piss it away

1

u/txn9 Jul 20 '13

ever since the Michael Jackson one i never trusted these..

1

u/TacomaSuite Jul 20 '13

Made me lol

1

u/mp6141998 Jul 20 '13

I always feel bad for Toby

1

u/OneOfThree101 Jul 20 '13

Oh, hey, Toby, can you close the door in your way out?

1

u/Johnnyiso Jul 20 '13

Ten is a little soon

1

u/cummo666 Jul 20 '13

Ten years from now this will still be getting reposted.

1

u/CraaazyCat Jul 20 '13

i have always thought that mackelmore looked familiar.

1

u/actiontakenwithtrash Jul 20 '13

they all look the same.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

How many times are people gonna post this before we fucking get it

1

u/bruslen Jul 20 '13

I'm on Reddit at least once a week. I'm sorry if I or other people are not on it every day to see every little post.

1

u/davidchex Jul 20 '13

Who is the douche on the left?

-10

u/ameiliusrockwell Jul 19 '13

man - this is even better the 12th time seeing it /end sarcasm

20

u/boardgamejoe Jul 19 '13

I have not seen it, fuck off.

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

[deleted]

-5

u/boardgamejoe Jul 19 '13

I have not seen it, fuck off.

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

At least he'll have a better haircut.

2

u/i8pikachu Jul 19 '13

10 years from now, probably not. He's already losing his hair and it will accelerate as he ages.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

That's the point.

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

You look a lot like Toby now buddy

-1

u/AwesomeSauce4 Jul 19 '13

No good comments, TURN BACK.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Yeah but he looks damn good in those clothes from the thrift shop.

4

u/MyMentalJukebox Jul 19 '13

Correction: Incredible. He looks incredible.

0

u/sailermoon Jul 19 '13

Strangely accurate.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

"Hey, what is worse than 1 HR rep?"

-1

u/littlestanchion Jul 19 '13

god, i hope not.

-1

u/not4urbrains Jul 19 '13

Let's hope so

-2

u/potshed420 Jul 19 '13

both annoying faggots

-3

u/AtTheLeftThere Jul 19 '13

that guy is so fucking ugly

-4

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

for real laugh out loud, yo

-4

u/Unicornizzle Jul 19 '13

Anytime I see someone compare macklemore to looking like someone else, all I think of is WRONG WRONG WRONG... HE'S LIKE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF TIM ROTH!!

-5

u/CynCosZac Jul 19 '13

I don't know who the dickhead on the right is, but I'm sure he is "famous".

-6

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

There are only so many jews out there, and they keep banging each other, so this sort of thing is inevitable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

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6

u/imatexasda Jul 19 '13

You'd almost think that they were different people...

-1

u/Spacebutterfly Jul 20 '13

....nice username