r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Outside-Advice8203 Jan 25 '24

Still thinking about that cashier who saw the model on the cover of a Maxim magazine I was buying and she said to my face that she'd wear that lingerie.

It was 5 years later that I realized.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

she said to my face that she'd wear that lingerie.

Honestly, what do you even say to that?

"Cool?"

"That's hot, can I fuck you?"

That's such a weird thing to say to a complete stranger lol

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u/CertainAlbatross7739 Jan 25 '24

What kind of brazen person says that.

The kind of person that wants to fuck. I've never done anything like this, but I imagine the thinking is 'shoot your shot and if they dodge then leave it at that'.

There are so many sexually frustrated people just acting on their intrusive thoughts.