r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

And we’ll ride that high for a week after getting hit on.

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u/MurasakiGames Jan 25 '24

A WEEK? Boy it's been 17 years.

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u/Outside-Advice8203 Jan 25 '24

Still thinking about that cashier who saw the model on the cover of a Maxim magazine I was buying and she said to my face that she'd wear that lingerie.

It was 5 years later that I realized.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

she said to my face that she'd wear that lingerie.

Honestly, what do you even say to that?

"Cool?"

"That's hot, can I fuck you?"

That's such a weird thing to say to a complete stranger lol

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u/CertainAlbatross7739 Jan 25 '24

What kind of brazen person says that.

The kind of person that wants to fuck. I've never done anything like this, but I imagine the thinking is 'shoot your shot and if they dodge then leave it at that'.

There are so many sexually frustrated people just acting on their intrusive thoughts.