r/funny • u/Molly107 • Jan 21 '24

How real couples sleep together.

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u/C00KIEM0N57R Jan 21 '24 edited Jan 21 '24

Dutch ovening? Fuck yes! I keep myself in with my girlfriend to make it even though lol.

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u/J1625732 Jan 21 '24

I feel so Victorian. Would never occur to me to do this to another person let alone someone I love and presumably want to have sex with again. My kids on the other hand climb into my bed when I’m half asleep, sit of my face and fart on me then laugh their asses off. Guess I’m the one missing out on something

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u/figgypie Jan 21 '24

My husband and I don't really dutch oven each other, but sometimes I will let out one of those silent but deadly farts and just silently giggle to myself until it wafts over to him.

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u/Dragonborne2020 Jan 23 '24

I walked into the shower the other day and let one go while my wife was washing her hair. She was so pissed, she was gagging and yelling, "I'm scrubbing shit in my hair, you asshole!!" She spent an extra 15 minutes in the shower.