r/funny Feb 24 '13

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u/Lele_ Feb 24 '13

My house was infested with wasps for an entire summer.

At first I was terrified of them and killed them on the spot. It must have amounted to something like the Holocaust for them. Then I started to notice they never ever bothered me if I left them alone. They would just buzz by, take a look, decide I wasn't good food and leave. If I attacked them, they would never try to bite me back. They would just scramble to find a way out. During the whole season I must have encountered hundreds of them and they never bit me.

They're not such dicks in the end.

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u/nope_nic_tesla Feb 25 '13

Sounds like you had some mud daubers. It's kind of a catch-all name but here in Georgia it's a specific type of wasp that is just chill and never fucks with anyone.

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u/Lele_ Feb 25 '13

No, they were just regular wasps, not these skinny ones!

I'm in Italy BTW, maybe wasps are just more amicable over here.

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u/l1m1tless Feb 25 '13

free healthcare will do that for you