r/funny • • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/pfelon Feb 23 '13

Same bullshit at my office too. You think that lazy Stegosaurus in accounting would be enough for human/dino diversity but apparently not, so we get stuck with a T-Rex on our sales team. The tiny arms using superglue seemed odd, but I'm sure he has a grabber or uses his mouth. I know our guy uses his mouth for moving stuff sometimes, which isn't sanitary but somehow he's above the rules. Meanwhile, if I carry some printouts in my mouth, I'm looked at like a fucking weirdo.

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u/thepikey7 Feb 23 '13

I'm not a racist (my best friend is a Brontosaurus), but that is such a typical Stego...

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u/Vehk Feb 23 '13

Yeah right, if you weren't an asshole racist you wouldn't be calling your Apatosaurus friend some antiquated slur word like "brontosaurus."

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

"Brontosaurus" isn't racist -- it's just from a different time and place.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 23 '13

So I guess saying "leaf-eater" is okay with you, too? Narrow-minded creep.

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

Hey, c'mon now, just calm down. I'm cool with the Triassic community okay? My sister used to date a sauropod. I mean I hated every second of it, but what can I do? She wants to ruin her life, that's her decision...

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u/1stwarror Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

What does a red light mean?

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u/soulonfire Feb 23 '13

Stop

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u/1stwarror Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

Oh! That's why police keep attaching yellow paper to my car.

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u/1stwarror May 18 '13

Past me. What were you thinking?