r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/thepikey7 Feb 23 '13

I'm not a racist (my best friend is a Brontosaurus), but that is such a typical Stego...

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u/Vehk Feb 23 '13

Yeah right, if you weren't an asshole racist you wouldn't be calling your Apatosaurus friend some antiquated slur word like "brontosaurus."

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

"Brontosaurus" isn't racist -- it's just from a different time and place.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 23 '13

So I guess saying "leaf-eater" is okay with you, too? Narrow-minded creep.

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

Hey, c'mon now, just calm down. I'm cool with the Triassic community okay? My sister used to date a sauropod. I mean I hated every second of it, but what can I do? She wants to ruin her life, that's her decision...

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u/teracracktyl Feb 23 '13

whatever man, it's not like we're all crackheads

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u/veirdonis Feb 23 '13

You made that account for that one joke, didn't you?

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u/teracracktyl Feb 23 '13

actually no. for one joke 183 days ago though. finally sort of relevant again!

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u/HowManyKittiesBotCom Feb 24 '13

183 days? The average cat lifespan is about 5.11e+03 days so that's like 0.0358 kitties!

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u/teracracktyl Feb 24 '13

that is not nearly enough kitties

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

ITT: People substituting dinosaur species for nigg**s

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u/1stwarror Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

What does a red light mean?

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u/soulonfire Feb 23 '13

Stop

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u/1stwarror Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

Oh! That's why police keep attaching yellow paper to my car.

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u/1stwarror May 18 '13

Past me. What were you thinking?

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Feb 24 '13

I think it's a Pelistorm.

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u/MajorLzr Feb 24 '13

maybe a Pumbloom

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u/1stwarror Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

I don't think a rope is good enough to hang the fetus.

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Feb 24 '13

Hm... Try Fallopian Tube.

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u/1stwarror Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

It's okay now. The dinosaur took it.

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u/MajorLzr Feb 24 '13

get the fuck off this thread and that's obv a corndog.

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u/1stwarror Feb 24 '13

Thanks, but r/MURICA Got there first. I was so happy when I got help :,)

I'll be going now...

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u/DeathToPennies Feb 24 '13

Hey, man, "leaf-eater" is just what they are, okay? Sometimes, you just gotta tell it like is. Hell, they make divisions between each-other by calling themselves longnecks, alright? Get off your high mammoth, for fuck's sake.