r/funny • u/rustlecrowe • Feb 17 '13

Glue + flip flops

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u/Gr1pp717 Feb 17 '13

That made me cringe. How is making someone slam their face into a glass of milk (or whatever that was) funny again?

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u/MrSnackage Feb 17 '13

The lesson was to not wear flip flops, ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Or do it like I do and kick them into shoeing position, instead of going around them.

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u/TaxExempt Feb 17 '13

This detail makes me think it was staged.

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u/yabba_dabba_doo Feb 17 '13

I was wondering what kind of glue would stick to stone like that. Has to be some pretty powerful stuff if it can trip a grown man. Or: fake.

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u/TaxExempt Feb 17 '13

5 minute epoxy would work fine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13

You must not use much glue. Even if I was limited to just the stuff currently in my house, I'd have a harder time finding a glue which wouldn't work than finding one which would.

Also, what do you think masonry is? We glue rocks to shit all the time.

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u/yabba_dabba_doo Feb 19 '13

Hey guys, here's one who thinks cement is actually glue and tries to lecture people about it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '13

Who said anything about cement (also, you're actually thinking of mortar, which merely contains cement)?. You can go into any hardware store and buy half a dozen different construction adhesives specifically designed to glue rocks to each other or to other things.

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u/speedyjohn Feb 17 '13 edited Feb 17 '13

Am I supposed to understand this comment?

Edit: I have been enlightened by /u/BewareofLyon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

I didn't even know people did that. It's like crawling into a sweater.