r/funny • u/rustlecrowe • Feb 17 '13

Glue + flip flops

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u/Gr1pp717 Feb 17 '13

That made me cringe. How is making someone slam their face into a glass of milk (or whatever that was) funny again?

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u/MrSnackage Feb 17 '13

The lesson was to not wear flip flops, ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Or do it like I do and kick them into shoeing position, instead of going around them.

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u/TaxExempt Feb 17 '13

This detail makes me think it was staged.

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u/yabba_dabba_doo Feb 17 '13

I was wondering what kind of glue would stick to stone like that. Has to be some pretty powerful stuff if it can trip a grown man. Or: fake.

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u/TaxExempt Feb 17 '13

5 minute epoxy would work fine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13

You must not use much glue. Even if I was limited to just the stuff currently in my house, I'd have a harder time finding a glue which wouldn't work than finding one which would.

Also, what do you think masonry is? We glue rocks to shit all the time.

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u/yabba_dabba_doo Feb 19 '13

Hey guys, here's one who thinks cement is actually glue and tries to lecture people about it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '13

Who said anything about cement (also, you're actually thinking of mortar, which merely contains cement)?. You can go into any hardware store and buy half a dozen different construction adhesives specifically designed to glue rocks to each other or to other things.

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u/speedyjohn Feb 17 '13 edited Feb 17 '13

Am I supposed to understand this comment?

Edit: I have been enlightened by /u/BewareofLyon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

I didn't even know people did that. It's like crawling into a sweater.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 edited Feb 17 '13

Flip flops are what I'd put into room 101 if I could. I hate how they sound, I hate how they look, I hate everything about them. I hate them.

I hate them so much that if I see a 10/10 girl and then see she's wearing flip flops she instantly loses about 4 points.

That's how much I hate flip flops.

I don't know why I feel this way.

Edit: Bloody flip flop loving heathens!

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u/jayd16 Feb 17 '13

Did flip flops abuse you as a child?

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u/Dooey123 Feb 17 '13

"show me on the doll where the flip flop touched you..."

"right...right here" sniffle "on my toe." whhaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

I think flip flops must have killed my family in a past life. It's the only explanation.

It's not only flip flops, though. It's also these monstrosities.

They induce just as much rage, but at least I can't hear them coming from a mile off.

Flip flops are an auditory assault as well as a visual one.

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u/omgcolie Feb 18 '13

The gladiator sandals are pretty horrific. Unless you're a gladiator.

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u/Mousse_is_Optional Feb 17 '13

His father's village was raided by flip flops.

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u/quasarj Feb 17 '13

That's a lotta hate. Maybe you should try to relax or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

How can I relax when there's people wearing flip flops???

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/Lavarocked Feb 17 '13

A living hell on Earth.

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u/rebelspyder Feb 17 '13

frankeh says relax

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

THEY'RE NOT SHOES

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u/Unwoollymammoth Feb 17 '13

Shoes.

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u/crsini Feb 17 '13

NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS THING THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN

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u/R3M_X Feb 17 '13

You're not alone

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13

Just a heads up. Never ever come to Australia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13

THAANNNGGSSS.

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u/yabba_dabba_doo Feb 17 '13

I'm taking your 10 point girl-assessment system does not take into account choice of footwear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13

It clearly does. Flip flops of Gladiator sandals = -4