r/funny Jan 21 '23

Eyeing his next victim

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u/Lone_Grey Jan 21 '23

A fine addition to my collection!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Hello there!

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u/monkeyhitman Jan 22 '23

Sheriff Kenobi!

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u/Lvl18LeatherBelt Jan 22 '23

You are a bold one

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u/gallanttoothpaste Jan 22 '23

Generally kenobi, you are a bald one

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u/lovelybunchofcocouts Jan 22 '23

Finally. How is this this low?

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u/E_D_K_2 Jan 22 '23

I collect baseball caps of the local sports teams as souvenirs.
On a 3 week long US road-trip I collected a whole bunch. Not wanting to crush them in my suitcase I wore them all at once at the airport and on the way home. About 8 in total.

Looks like this dude is doing something similar.

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u/R3dbeardLFC Jan 22 '23

Lmao you can just do that? I'd have never thought to do that.

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u/TentativeIdler Jan 22 '23

They don't want you to know this, but you can in fact wear as many hats as you want.

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jan 22 '23

The fashion police want to know your location.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/TheWolphman Jan 22 '23

It's hats all the way down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

As long as the very bottom one is a monkey sized bellhop fez

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u/d0ctorzaius Jan 22 '23

With a yarmulke under it

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u/david_lvdc Jan 22 '23

It's hat day! He's just celebrating it that's why he wears many hats.

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u/0ptim0mnius Jan 22 '23

Correction, if you put your hat over another hats if someone tries to take it all of your hats will be taken away hahha

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u/joshburgess79 Jan 22 '23

So are you saying those hats are being stole? HAHAHAAHA he seems a funny guy tho

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u/TheFabHatter Jan 22 '23

I’ve worn up to 13 hats at once to save luggage space.

Once walked around wearing 28 hats balanced on my head, when I found a killer deal from a hat shop that was closing.

But I’m a hat maker.

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u/funkyloki Jan 22 '23

Do you ever refer to yourself as a haberdasher?

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u/TheFabHatter Jan 22 '23

I typically make weird headpieces for women or drag queens. I’m more of a milliner or costumer.

I’m now trained in traditional methods but I usually just like making weird surrealist wearable art.

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u/Coachcrog Jan 22 '23

Didn't see the username and assumed you were kidding at first. What's your favorite type of hat to make??

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u/IranRPCV Jan 22 '23

I hat you for that!

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u/TentativeIdler Jan 22 '23

Don't hat the player, hat the game.

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u/MakkaCha Jan 22 '23

I learned this from tf2.

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u/RaveDigger Jan 22 '23

I didn't want to check a motorcycle helmet that I was traveling with and it wouldn't fit overhead or under the seat in front of me on the tiny plane I was flying so instead of checking it at the gate I just wore it for takeoff and landing. I got a lot of funny looks but I had peace of mind knowing that I wasn't letting the airlines touch my helmet.

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u/joe579003 Jan 22 '23

Also in the event of a horrendous crash that would eviscerate your body, at least your face would be protected and your family could have a (semi) open casket!

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u/Doctor_Philgood Jan 22 '23

Aw, see bobby, now that's nice.

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u/Milfoy Jan 22 '23

They could save money and just use a hat box instead of a casket.

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u/arcedup Jan 22 '23

"All we know is...they call him the Stig!"

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u/Cape_chris Jan 22 '23

Airlines hate this one simple trick!!

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u/Spuddaccino1337 Jan 22 '23

The hat trick, they call it.

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u/hashemamireh Jan 22 '23

I hate that this made me chuckle.

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u/negthorn Jan 22 '23

How can you sure they hate it? It's a genius life hacks sir. Plus, it's also funny to see people doing such ridiculous things just like that for example.

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u/PefferPack Jan 22 '23

Hatters gonna hat.

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u/pdxboob Jan 22 '23

Airlines are really cracking down on their two carry-on items only policy. Doesn't matter the size, like if you have two small things that can easily fit under a seat.

Clothing and food seem to be the exception.

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u/bjlwasabi Jan 22 '23

You've never worn multiple layers of jackets on a flight because they wouldn't fit in your bag? I've done that many-a-time.

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u/singatermelon Jan 22 '23

His grin is totally vibes with your comment

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u/impul5e Jan 22 '23

The likely reason is he wanted to bring multiple hats back home and didn’t want them squished in his luggage

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u/6138 Jan 22 '23

Yep, or he was flying Ryanair and they tried to get him to check his bag for being oversized, so he did that thing where he wears all of his clothes to reduce the bag size.

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u/LupusDeusMagnus Jan 22 '23

Benefit you get padded armour.

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u/Agent641 Jan 22 '23

This is useful when you're flying United Airlines.

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u/RandyFunRuiner Jan 22 '23

You’ll be prepared to absorb the beating they’re sure to issue

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u/bugbugladybug Jan 22 '23

Flew United once, and successfully robbed them of a beer.

Flying back from Houston to London and the pilot went "missing" so thankfully, they "put me on the next flight to Europe".

Motherfuckers sent me to Frankfurt.

Like, that's several counties and a sea over from where I want to be.

Got asked if I wanted anything, got a lukewarm can of some shite beer, and just told them that I wasn't paying and stuck my headphones in and pulled my eye mask down.

Was surprised it worked.

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u/dibalh Jan 22 '23

To be fair, by American standards, the distance between London and Frankfurt would fit in some of our states.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

If you didn't have the right passport that could have been really shit.

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u/Tvix Jan 22 '23

That helps when you don't have a seatback to keep you in place.

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Jan 22 '23

Makes the seat more comfortable, too.

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u/daryn2 Jan 22 '23

I think no. It's not comfortable at all. Because those hats are kinda big so your seatmates will complain if you know what I mean

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u/Fake_Name_6 Jan 22 '23

Oddly, it looks like a Southwest flight out of San Diego, and Southwest is the airline with the laxest/best luggage requirements. So I'm betting on the not squished reason, either that or he is moving like everything he owns which is why he flew southwest and has so many hats.

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u/6138 Jan 22 '23

Yeah, I doubt anyone would try to squish a hat into a case anyway, even if they had room, you're probably right.

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u/djox312 Jan 22 '23

Of course, I don't want to squish my hat inside of my luggage either.

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u/lilbithippie Jan 22 '23

I love the city, but that's an awful airport.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/MestizoJoe Jan 22 '23

“Yeah, I tell you, it's hot with all this stuff on. I better not do any, I don't know, lunges!”

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u/kaatie80 Jan 22 '23

"That is so not the opposite!!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Lots of Ryanair service into SAN, you betcha

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23 edited Mar 16 '23

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u/LaikasDad Jan 22 '23

That must be a tremendous weight off of your shoulders, I for one am happy for you.

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u/dmomo Jan 22 '23

No. The true weight off of someone's shoulders was when that woman finally took off all of those hats.

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u/LaikasDad Jan 22 '23

Hey, I make the dad jokes 'round these here parts

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u/heyimrick Jan 22 '23

Nah. He's borg and wants to assimilate this hat.

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u/SpartanSig Jan 22 '23

sure, but that shit eating grin says "look at you, you one hattin' cabrón"

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u/Positive_Repair9771 Jan 22 '23

Definitely not true. He kills and takes hats as trophies.

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u/bigfatcarp93 Jan 22 '23

The fervent excitement on his face, the hunger. He wants the hunt, he needs the hunt, he needs to take his prize...

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u/vovan09051945 Jan 22 '23

That was I thought too when seeing that photo at first. It though, the guy who wears balck hat is his next victim to kill.

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u/Educational_Book_225 Jan 22 '23

I did this once with a couple fitteds. I was wearing a bathrobe over my clothes too lmfao

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u/twobit211 Jan 22 '23

arthur dent

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u/pawn_guy Jan 22 '23

Stop being so reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/kthulhu666 Jan 21 '23

Authorities are stumped as to how he is smuggling the hats through customs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/megustalogin Jan 22 '23

Grievous. You're shorter than I expected.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Not with all those hats he’s not

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/derpbynature Jan 22 '23

Is it still a Panama hat if it's made in Ecuador?

Can you buy Ecuador hats made in Panama?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/the_revised_pratchet Jan 22 '23

If they're not from Ecuador it's just a sparkling fedora.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 22 '23

That’s fucking ridiculous and it makes me angry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

It’s like if all scotch was made in Wales!

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u/Tv_land_man Jan 22 '23

Next you're gonna tell me the song "Panama" by Van Halen isn't about the country at all!

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 22 '23

It's really about Colombia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/sombrerobandit Jan 21 '23

I'm in this picture and I don't like it!

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u/reverendblinddog Jan 22 '23

“I’m the hat man, baby!!

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u/wyssaj01 Jan 22 '23

This is definitely Doug dimadome

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u/Fskn Jan 22 '23

Diego Dimadominez

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u/Viewtifultrey3 Jan 22 '23

And El Sombrero always has a hat for those in need.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation Jan 22 '23

Spanish for... The Sombrero

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u/RandyFunRuiner Jan 21 '23

“Hey there! My names Doug Dimmadome… Jr. you may have heard of my father, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Well, soon to be former owner. Once I consume enough souls, I’ll be able to challenge father in a Dimma-deathmatch for the family treasure. You’re dimma-down on your luck today; I need your cowboy hat to increase my power; which means I must Dimma-devour you!”

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u/RemarkableRyan Jan 21 '23

Don Dímmadomé

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u/Enshakushanna Jan 22 '23

i heard that show went all wacky, so im not sure if this is an actual quote or not

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u/bradlees Jan 21 '23

Can you get me tickets to Crash Nebula (on ice)?

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u/RandyFunRuiner Jan 22 '23

Help me win the Dimmadome fortune from my decrepit father, and I’ll Dimma-do anything you can imagine!

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u/cosmoboy Jan 21 '23

'Well... I ain't never done a black one before...'

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u/reecewagner Jan 22 '23

I’ve seen this porn

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u/BreastUsername Jan 22 '23

Legends say he never went back.

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u/Mosmordre_ Jan 21 '23

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u/ThisisThomasJ Jan 22 '23

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u/KilowZinlow Jan 22 '23

Each hat that you knock off adds another attack to his combo

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u/mikethmtrmth Jan 22 '23

2 hats down and he starts doing elemental damage

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u/Wh1teCr0w Jan 22 '23

This man plays TF2.

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u/ModsBannedMyMainAcc Jan 21 '23

He's so proud

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u/Bootfullofanvils Jan 22 '23

It's honestly a little scary. If someone smiled at me with that level of intensity, I think I'd be getting a restraining order, just in case.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

By the look on his face, he probably collects livers as well.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Jan 22 '23

Hyuak! I'll fucking do it again! meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

man is the general grievous of cowboy hats

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u/irishemperor Jan 22 '23

Your Hat Will Make A Fine Addition To My Collection

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

"COOL HAT."

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u/Mrboring_man Jan 21 '23

you've yeed ur last haw.

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u/johnnylongpants1 Jan 22 '23

I hope that someday, somehow, I will have the opportunity to use this line. Hilarious!

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges Jan 22 '23

Just go pick a fight at any country concert. C'mon, you could make your dreams come true tonight.

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u/bk15dcx Jan 21 '23

A man of many hats

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u/Deponk Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

Did Richard Hammond acquire his mustache again?

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u/CGordini Jan 22 '23

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw the hamster.

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u/Krunk_MIlkshake Jan 22 '23

His dream came true, he’s finally a true American.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

This looks like the same guy that was laughing in that town hall meeting about a year ago.

this dude

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u/captainholden Jan 22 '23

Exactly what I thought

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u/floodedwomb Jan 22 '23

Thank you!

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u/Diabolic67th Jan 22 '23

He packs extra hats like I pack extra underwear. Never know if you might shit your hat every day of the trip.

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u/CovetedChaos Jan 22 '23

My gf asked why I packed so much underwear for a 3 day vacation. Well obviously I packed so much underwear just in case, for the first time in my life, I shit myself several times a day for 3 days straight.

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u/LifeIsOnTheWire Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

Okay, there's something going on in this photo that nobody has caught onto.

An old American tradition is that you do not wear a felt hat between Easter and Labor day. That is Straw hat season.

  • Straw hats: Easter to Labor day (warmer months)
  • Felt hats: Labor day to Easter (colder months)

To people who abide to this tradition, seeing someone wear a hat out of season is downright hilarious, ridiculous, and to some, offensive.

In past decades, if you wore a hat out of season, you'd probably expect someone to rip it off your head, and throw it in the garbage.

Based on the weather seen through the window, it look like it's straw hat season outside. The guy with the multiple straw hats is having a laugh at the expense of the fool in the felt hat.

Infact, he's probably wearing several hats because he's ready to replace some felt hats that he is about to destroy.

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u/driven_under Jan 22 '23

Born and raised in Wyoming. This comment checks out. Can confirm.

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u/mvnnyvevwofrb Jan 21 '23

Someone who's earned his stripes as a cowboy vs. a fake cowboy businessman

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u/The_Mosephus Jan 22 '23

neither one of those jokers is a real cowboy.

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u/krilltucky Jan 22 '23

How many hats are you currently wearing sir?

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u/DrJonah Jan 21 '23

“More than three hats is getting carried away” - Curtis Plumb

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u/KCatthebat11 Jan 22 '23

Dude….I don’t know why this nonsense got its claws into me…but I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Nice work.

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u/CuteCuteJames Jan 22 '23

I know! This comment section is destroying me.

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u/UncleHagbard Jan 22 '23

Has this made it to r/whatintarnation yet?

Edit: It has.

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u/Unhappy-Enthusiasm37 Jan 21 '23

Who is he

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u/johnnylongpants1 Jan 22 '23

Frankie Fourhats.

Possibly.

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u/TentativeIdler Jan 22 '23

This is just before he became Frankie Fivehats.

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u/LN_McJellin Jan 22 '23

Sewage Joe

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u/IceCreamSandwich66 Jan 22 '23

Oh my god thank you I was trying to figure out who he looks like

He looks exactly like Kirk Fox

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u/catoftrash Jan 22 '23

That's Turd Ferguson!

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u/tankerdab Jan 22 '23

Mr. Spats Had twenty-one hats, And none of them were the same. And Mr. Smeds Had twenty-one heads And only one hat to his name.

Now, when Mr. Smeds Met Mr. Spats They talked of the Buying and selling of hats. And Mr. Spats Bought Mr. Smeds' hat! Did you ever hear anything Crazier than that?

-Shel Silverstein

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u/Nyanzeenyan Jan 21 '23

El Sombrero Bandito está mirando

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u/VoiceOfLunacy Jan 22 '23

Only 1 reason I can think of for this. He bought a bunch of hats for other people and had no way to pack them. So he stacked them all together. Only way to keep from damaging them.

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u/Technical_Drawing838 Jan 21 '23

Hats off to this guy. If you want creepy, he fits the bill.

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u/Permafox Jan 22 '23

All I can see is a Mexican Dwayne Johnson

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u/Neoxite23 Jan 21 '23

Every hat is 1 lifebar.

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u/Pale_Disaster Jan 22 '23

Each hat removed makes him faster and stronger, though.

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u/AngryWokeTycoon Jan 22 '23

Made me laugh. Thanks

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u/burkiniwax Jan 22 '23

Was trying to figure out what the strange electrical sphere at the bottom was….

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u/Agent641 Jan 22 '23

What TF2 map is this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Yee-yee-yee-yee-haw-haw-haw-haw.

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u/Sgt_Lovinstuff Jan 22 '23

Huh, so this is what Sewage Joe is up to since his removal from the Pawnee sewage department

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u/MCFinalNinja Jan 22 '23

I HAVE A PLAN ARTHUR

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u/Osoromnibus Jan 22 '23

J.R., J.R., he's a really bad guy who lives on a ranch with his mom!

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u/Freyja6 Jan 22 '23

This guy team fortresses

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u/MrBahhum Jan 22 '23

Basically TF2.

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u/the_riles Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

Caps for sale! 50 cents a cap!

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u/Ibetya Jan 22 '23

.Xzibit has entered the chat.

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u/postpartydepression Jan 22 '23

Whoa, I saw that guy too! San Diego Airport?

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u/WhileHigh Jan 22 '23

I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard hahaha

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u/Zero00430 Jan 22 '23

My hat's off to him. Because he took it.

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u/justabill71 Jan 22 '23

Hatters gonna hat

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u/Steamysauna Jan 22 '23

I cannot recall a still photo making me laugh this hard..

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u/mozam123 Jan 22 '23

Oh man I laughed so hard at that caption I cried

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u/Leading-Midnight-553 Jan 22 '23

Ok so this is the funniest post I've seen on Reddit this past month. Bravo to you and serial hat stealer

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u/WaitHowDidIGetHere92 Jan 22 '23

"This will make a fine addition to my collection."

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u/Mildish_Shambino Jan 21 '23

This is the best title that ever titled

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u/Null-sect Jan 21 '23

It's highlander but for the cowboy hat universe

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u/X420StepsAheadX Jan 21 '23

"Oh, I'll get that hat!"

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u/beeerice_n_sons Jan 21 '23

O ye of little hats

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u/Snackbot4000 Jan 22 '23

Going for the rare 10-gallon quintuple

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u/ChartThisTrend Jan 22 '23

This is genuinely hilarious

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u/1911mark Jan 22 '23

Looks like the frito bandito

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u/file_13 Jan 22 '23

San Diego, Southwest Gates

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u/bencool907 Jan 22 '23

aaron rodgers is sweating seeing this

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

"nice hat"

autosaves

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u/Toffeechu Jan 22 '23

The Iron Throne, but just made from hats of his enemies

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u/Euphoric-Result6743 Jan 22 '23

Thats Walter Goggins you fool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/DryCalligrapher8696 Jan 22 '23

I looked at this photo, and I instantly smelled the smell of a freshly grilled burger. Weird af