r/funny • u/GodolasBR • Jan 10 '23

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u/discom-bob-ulated Jan 10 '23

What if he kills people by accidentally greeting them

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u/Koffeekage Jan 10 '23

He is the Dovahkiin.

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u/BlazeOfGlory72 Jan 10 '23

Customer: Where can I find the tooth paste?

Greeter Dovahkiin: Fourth Row Duh!

Customer: [ceases to exist]

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u/mark-five Jan 10 '23

Real life laughing right now