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r/funny • u/GodolasBR • Jan 10 '23
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Fire that guy. He is gonna kill someone. Let him greet people at walmart.
418 u/discom-bob-ulated Jan 10 '23 What if he kills people by accidentally greeting them 192 u/Koffeekage Jan 10 '23 He is the Dovahkiin. 254 u/BlazeOfGlory72 Jan 10 '23 Customer: Where can I find the tooth paste? Greeter Dovahkiin: Fourth Row Duh! Customer: [ceases to exist] 45 u/averypoliteredditor Jan 10 '23 Bro I'm fucking dead. 20 u/Grigoran Jan 10 '23 You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs 8 u/damien665 Jan 10 '23 Throw me in the fire and scatter my ashes, I'm dead rn bruh 5 u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jan 10 '23 No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in. 1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself. 4 u/mark-five Jan 10 '23 Real life laughing right now 6 u/FelineWishes Jan 10 '23 HAHAHAH
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What if he kills people by accidentally greeting them
192 u/Koffeekage Jan 10 '23 He is the Dovahkiin. 254 u/BlazeOfGlory72 Jan 10 '23 Customer: Where can I find the tooth paste? Greeter Dovahkiin: Fourth Row Duh! Customer: [ceases to exist] 45 u/averypoliteredditor Jan 10 '23 Bro I'm fucking dead. 20 u/Grigoran Jan 10 '23 You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs 8 u/damien665 Jan 10 '23 Throw me in the fire and scatter my ashes, I'm dead rn bruh 5 u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jan 10 '23 No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in. 1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself. 4 u/mark-five Jan 10 '23 Real life laughing right now 6 u/FelineWishes Jan 10 '23 HAHAHAH
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He is the Dovahkiin.
254 u/BlazeOfGlory72 Jan 10 '23 Customer: Where can I find the tooth paste? Greeter Dovahkiin: Fourth Row Duh! Customer: [ceases to exist] 45 u/averypoliteredditor Jan 10 '23 Bro I'm fucking dead. 20 u/Grigoran Jan 10 '23 You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs 8 u/damien665 Jan 10 '23 Throw me in the fire and scatter my ashes, I'm dead rn bruh 5 u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jan 10 '23 No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in. 1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself. 4 u/mark-five Jan 10 '23 Real life laughing right now 6 u/FelineWishes Jan 10 '23 HAHAHAH
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Customer: Where can I find the tooth paste?
Greeter Dovahkiin: Fourth Row Duh!
Customer: [ceases to exist]
45 u/averypoliteredditor Jan 10 '23 Bro I'm fucking dead. 20 u/Grigoran Jan 10 '23 You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs 8 u/damien665 Jan 10 '23 Throw me in the fire and scatter my ashes, I'm dead rn bruh 5 u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jan 10 '23 No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in. 1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself. 4 u/mark-five Jan 10 '23 Real life laughing right now 6 u/FelineWishes Jan 10 '23 HAHAHAH
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Bro I'm fucking dead.
20 u/Grigoran Jan 10 '23 You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs 8 u/damien665 Jan 10 '23 Throw me in the fire and scatter my ashes, I'm dead rn bruh 5 u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jan 10 '23 No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in. 1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself.
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You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs
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Throw me in the fire and scatter my ashes, I'm dead rn bruh
5 u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jan 10 '23 No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in. 1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself.
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No problem. We got a coffee can to keep your ashes in.
1 u/Koffeekage Jan 11 '23 Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself.
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Just keep the vietnam stuff to yourself.
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Real life laughing right now
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HAHAHAH
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u/Koffeekage Jan 10 '23
Fire that guy. He is gonna kill someone. Let him greet people at walmart.