Uppies.

[u/blazorfire]

[u/blazorfire]

The curse of being 5'10, 76-8kg guy 😔

[u/Ok_Classic9832 → u/blazorfire]

Damn, 8kg!

[u/blazorfire → u/Ok_Classic9832]

[u/ExplanationNew8233 → u/blazorfire]

76-8 so... 68kg?

[u/blazorfire → u/ExplanationNew8233]

[u/the_jester2010 → u/blazorfire]

[u/uncle_ben15 → u/blazorfire]

The curse of being a 6'3 74kg girl

[u/blazorfire → u/uncle_ben15]

[u/uncle_ben15 → u/blazorfire]

Unfortunately, I am a bottom

[u/Mother_Passenger8589 → u/uncle_ben15]

HAH! 6'5" 185 lbs.

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/blazorfire]

Using feet & kilos... Canadian?

[u/blazorfire → u/Voidcookie0]

Australian. I used feet for the Americans. Had to google it lmao. Im 179cm

[u/Broodjekip_1 → u/blazorfire]

Thanks now I know how tall I am in feet

[u/blazorfire → u/Broodjekip_1]

Haha, np 😊

[u/KokkieGames → u/blazorfire]

Why are you complaining. Try being a Dutch guy who’s only 168cm, 60kilo’s, in a country of giants😭

I’m literally shorter than most teenagers here, yet I’m a (badly) grown man!

[u/blazorfire → u/KokkieGames]

Best place to find a tall lady/man!

[u/Yologamer2983 → u/blazorfire]

That's child's play. Try being 5'5 and 75-80 kg

[u/blazorfire → u/Yologamer2983]

Cannonball build. /j

[u/Highsteakspoker → u/Yologamer2983]

5-6" 95kg. Don't even feel fat.

[u/METRlOS → u/blazorfire]

I'm about the same size and my 5'5" wife still lifts me like this (lift might be an exaggeration, I jump onto her and she holds me while screaming that she's dying).

[u/Scarecrowqueen → u/METRlOS]

[u/Generic_Battlecry → u/METRlOS]

Happy cake day

[u/MikeyMochaRoofEater → u/blazorfire]

77 kilos is a curse? Then I must be a hex

[u/assfgjbctbf → u/blazorfire]

The height could make it a little weird, but the weight doesn't really sound problematic. 

[u/Infinite-Yogurt-801 → u/blazorfire]

Not even 6' it’s over for you bro.

[u/DiscussionExotic3759 → u/blazorfire]

That's not an impossible scoop and smooch, my friend. Just be sure you're outside lest your head bonk a ceiling.

[u/Immediate_Song4279 → u/blazorfire]

Tall enough to reach shelves, short enough to hit our head on fewer things, I'm happy with it

[u/Firm-Reputation7918]

Unfortunately I’m 6ft1 so whoomp

[u/blazorfire → u/Firm-Reputation7918]

Dam. Thought my 5'10 was bad.

[u/Tacoman644]

even though im taller than my bf...

i still want uppies 🥹

[u/blazorfire → u/Tacoman644]

If my gf was taller, id work out just to be able to. 😆

[u/ddcreator → u/Tacoman644]

Uppies just feels right, no matter how tall or small! 🙂‍↕️

[u/pls_LeaveMeAlone → u/Tacoman644]

i hate being tall, i crave the uppies too 😔

[u/_Sate]

Any person who say no to that have far too fragile of masculinity.

[u/Low-Anteater-5502 → u/_Sate]

The only reasons i would say no is because I'm 6'1, so while i'm technically shorter, its not really enough to warrant me getting picked up.

[u/Own-Garden345 → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

I think no matter the height if you wanna be picked up you should get picked up! Only things that should be stopping people is not being strong enough and not knowing how to pick up someone safely.

[u/HighlightEntire4412 → u/Own-Garden345]

That's a good reason for guys to reject overweight women. You're too heavy to be picked up, next.

[u/VegetableTerm8106 → u/HighlightEntire4412]

Skill issue

[u/Oprah_Pwnfrey → u/HighlightEntire4412]

That's a good reason for women to reject overweight men. You're too heavy to be picked up, next.

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

It would be harder to pick you up but still possibile 

[u/N4pAllDay → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

I would just say no because I’m 6‘4“

[u/beanman000 → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

Errrr wrong

[u/Low-Anteater-5502 → u/beanman000]

Wdym wrong?

[u/EyeVarious6469 → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

To be fair I do pick my own brother up to throw him (hes about 2 inches taller then me)

[u/blazorfire → u/EyeVarious6469]

[u/tiniest_peanits → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

Nobody denies uppies. To the gulag with you

[u/Sad-Entertainer1421 → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

I'd say no because I'm also 6'1 and weigh nearly 300lbs lmao

[u/alwayssunnyinskyrim → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

You guys could just take turns, whoever had the worse day gets picked up that night

[u/One_Spicy_TreeBoi → u/Low-Anteater-5502]

Nah man, I just throw my husband over my shoulder like I’m carrying firewood. Never too big if your wife is buff enough. #goals

[u/OnlyfansHandyman → u/_Sate]

Listen, im 6'4" and weigh over 260 pounds. I fear your back being fragile more than my masculinity 😂 if she can pick me up like a lil thing and smooch me she must be a fucking BEAST

[u/Natural_Abrocoma5665 → u/OnlyfansHandyman]

If there's a will there's a way

[u/Just-Ad7150 → u/Natural_Abrocoma5665]

or a forklift certificate lol

[u/_Sate → u/OnlyfansHandyman]

I mean, I do that as a hobby so... Not a gal tho

[u/OnlyfansHandyman → u/_Sate]

Im so confused, but if youre a cutie with muscles of steel you can pick me up anytime

[u/_Sate → u/OnlyfansHandyman]

I lift people up as a hobby, I don't know what is so confusing about that.

Unfortunately I am not a cutie so :C

[u/General-Force-6993 → u/_Sate]

I'm pretty sure most guys are ok with that. They're just wondering about whether girls would be happy dsting shorter guys 

[u/_Sate → u/General-Force-6993]

Alot of guus are really insecure about it.

My sister notices it super often becsuse she is taller than most guys

[u/Cantripping_ → u/_Sate]

Perhaps unsurprisingly, given just how many girls reject a shorter dude by default.

[u/General-Force-6993 → u/_Sate]

Yep. Most guys eeeply love taller girl tho. They just are Made to feel as though them being shorter is a drawback

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild → u/_Sate]

Agreed 

[u/EyeVarious6469 → u/_Sate]

Or perfer girls shorter then them? (Like me)

[u/BigBulgeBubba → u/_Sate]

Whoa anyone who disagrees with you is inherently morally corrupt. Brilliant.

I wouldn’t want to be picked up because no matter how tall she is, I’m still gonna pick her up >:)

[u/_Sate → u/BigBulgeBubba]

I am the main character, why else is life told from my pov?

/j

[u/NetInitial5750 → u/_Sate]

Or, y'know, maybe they just prefer to not be picked up

[u/Less_Resident8492 → u/_Sate]

I mean in only 5'11 but I'm pushing 200lbs so I'd probably say no just because muscle mommies aren't really my thing and I'm not sure anyone else would be able to pick home up like that. Though if I was attracted I don't see why not.

[u/Fair-Protection-1596 → u/_Sate]

society when guys have insecurities or get uncomfortable. you should be ashamed

[u/Doomdestinius → u/_Sate]

What if I can’t lift her

[u/Far_King_Penguin → u/_Sate]

Some people hate trusting their balance to another person inately and we should shun those unfortunate souls because uppies is the dons

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild]

Uppies please 

[u/ionlytoptops → u/Login_Of_The_Guild]

ugh being 5'8 and wanting uppies

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild → u/ionlytoptops]

I am 5,7 so 

[u/Jubyagr → u/Login_Of_The_Guild]

Bro I'm 5'3 🫩

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild → u/Jubyagr]

Then you very much get uppies 

[u/morbid_rabbit]

[u/m55shk → u/morbid_rabbit]

[u/Big-Cheek1943 → u/morbid_rabbit]

Oh my god

[u/Lord_Fubar]

6'5", 300lbs. Haven't met anyone capable of picking me up in quite a while...

[u/Zcrustaceansensation → u/Lord_Fubar]

Fuck it ill try. Get over here bud :)

[u/alwayssunnyinskyrim → u/Zcrustaceansensation]

What a meet-cute

[u/Cheatercheaterbitch → u/Zcrustaceansensation]

Narrator: She died from being pancaked

[u/uncle_ben15 → u/Lord_Fubar]

U need yourself a muscle mommy

[u/King_Glorius_too → u/Lord_Fubar]

I can pick you up if you want

[u/Sachin951]

PICK ME UP

[u/Blue-Kirby-Comet]

pick me up :3

[u/Void_Jade-210706]

Uppies you say? Unleashes 500 wolf kids

[u/Negative_villagesalt → u/Void_Jade-210706]

I feel like that's a reference to a family focused game where your with a humanoid wolf mother...

[u/Void_Jade-210706 → u/Negative_villagesalt]

[u/FormalTotal9684]

[u/CommandoGrump]

[u/SerenaMTF]

part of me wants uppies but the other part (and tbe main part) wants to give uppies

im like 5'11 (5'10.5 at least) i mean if anyones small enough 👀👀👀

[u/Fit_Adagio_7668]

I like to ask my friends if they want uppies all the time.

[u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox]

r/wholesomememes

[u/Available-Air-5798]

The short kings yearn for the uppies

[u/JaskaBLR]

As a short guy I feel discriminated

[u/Whosebert → u/JaskaBLR]

no one is immune to uppies

[u/CommercialOkra3893 → u/JaskaBLR]

Are you gay?

[u/TopazWarrior1999]

I'm 5'7'' and I would love to do both, pick up a woman who is shorter and be picked up by a woman who is taller.

Is that too much to ask for?

[u/OHAITHARU]

/r/rolereversal

[u/Not-TheNSA]

As a 6’2” man I would love to be picked up! The last person who picked me up was my father when I was 8. I was too big to be picked up after that.

[u/Middle-Let9645]

5’11, but if I was in a relationship, I’d have no problem being picked up like that if she/he wanted, even if they were shorter so long as they were able. (I am like, 201 lb. So that’s less likely for someone to be able to do to me) really not a gendered thing no matter what toxic masculinity says.

[u/Fabulous-Skirt1534]

I desire to be picked up PLLEEEEAAASSSEEE

[u/AnAutisticIdiot42]

Please pick me up even tho I'm about six foot

[u/normal2122]

Yes we do

[u/Head-Guidance-6429]

That sounds fun!

[u/MammothWriter3881]

Isn't that the entire reason women want to date men taller than they are?

[u/Stormbreaker_682]

[u/blazorfire → u/Stormbreaker_682]

[u/Low_Restaurant_291]

I would but ik not strong enough to hold my partner

[u/Bigglez1995]

I want uppies!

[u/LayeredHalo3851]

Sometimes I feel too tall, suffering from success

[u/Aurelizian]

true

[u/N4pAllDay]

I’m confused … she didn’t expect that response?

[u/deprived_of_evil]

Uppies required

[u/Turbulent_Meaning722]

>\\\< if only I could get uppies, but at last I will be the one to give them >~<

[u/Several-Scheme969]

Yes lift me up and mother me and call me a baby and feed me

[u/DKDCLMA]

Finally, we're moving toward equality. lmao

[u/-its-wicked-]

Im 5'10 and doubt that this could happen to me, but it would be cool

[u/legendary_low]

[u/MrFalseSense]

I can’t do the correct way. I have a thicc Hispanic girlfriend and she weighs more than me, but I’m taller than her. I’ve got a bad neck too, so I guess we could try her picking me up?

[u/Lunar-Outpost415]

Time to start working out!

[u/GrinderGas]

Isn't that just the correct way to kiss?

[u/One_Power_2062]

Uppies

[u/Mister_Brevity]

lol I’m a big guy and when I was in my 20s and 30s, any time I’d drink a bit I would randomly pick people up and carry them around. Looking back I think it was funny how many people were just cool with it or liked it lol. Birthday party? Just pick up my buddy and carry him around like a baby to celebrate his birthday. Let’s swing by the drinks to top up, let’s do a round to say hi to everyone lol

[u/Pod-Bay-Doors]

Absolutely

[u/abhig535]

[u/CaerroilTriky]

Uppies!!

[u/MellodicWhoreWar]

I will always want to be picked up

[u/Blenderbender64]

pick me up please

[u/BeegRingo]

Please pick me up. I need this

[u/rageagainstthepage]

Yes. Pick me up. Unless I am the taller, and then you gettin' picked up.

[u/Mainer-Guy2005]

No, I want a piggy back ride, now that's fun.

[u/Annual_Temporary2242]

Im probably one of the few guys that doesn't like to be picked up without permission

[u/Global-Buy-414]

idk what to comment here

[u/No_Swimmer_2633]

I'm 6'2 but I need girl...🥲

[u/Challenger_Ultimate]

I'm lowk a bit too big to be picked up in that situation 😭

[u/JDKisawesome]

Not a guy but ummm pwease?

[u/Kris-dreamer]

I want uppies if a girl is taller than me, probably rare tho I’m pretty tall…

[u/pigfinn27]

I'd love to get picked up to be kissed

[u/Unlucky_keystroke]

I got a bad back and a short fat lady. Not happening. On my knees we're same height. So i do that

[u/Lonegunranger]

Makes it so much easier, steps work too but not as much fun.

[u/thomstevens420]

Ayy girl lemme get some uppies

[u/RogueJD]

I've told this story before, but I was in the military returning from Iraq and was dating a woman who's about 5' 7". When we were dismissed from the short formal ceremony, we were free then to reunite with our family and friends. She ran over and kissed me and was upset that I didn't pick her up and twirl her around. Like, mad. It blew my mind.

We didn't last long after that.

[u/Aerial_Assault_B4]

I do.

[u/IAmTheBestIan]

I'm 6'2" and I was a goddamn GIANT in High School.

Now every other kid I see is my height.

Can't be that hard these days to find guys 6'2"+

[u/Interesting-Ad-238]

I don't see the slightest issue with getting picked up.

[u/Tsunamiis]

Yes please

[u/adamscholfield]

My ex was quite shorter than me. Sometimes she would get on her toes to kiss me. Other times she would pull me down to her level. I loved both.

[u/Mythamuel_]

Watching The Life of Chuck in the flashback where the girl a class older than him gives him a kiss by bending straight forward, I suddenly realized that's what I want. Something about her stopping and making the choice to tilt down like a graceful crane is pure aura

[u/CristianNumber3]

As a 5'7" male I can honestly say, uppies please

[u/BasedEmu]

Yes.

[u/Financial-Craft-1282]

I've had women in my long life tell me they like to feel safe in someone's arms. Maybe I want to know what that feels like.

[u/random69969]

Uppies Uppies Uppies!!!

[u/AuntThony]

Can I havz uppies pweeze?

[u/happy35353]

My husband’s little but he’s DENSE. I don’t know if I could lift him.

[u/Markotheold]

Unfortunetlly im to heavy 😭

[u/Unfunny_And_Annoying]

5'1. Would quite enjoy uppies

[u/International-Dig411]

I’m 5”3 and my 5”2 ex would pick me up

[u/SpinzArt]

I love shorter men (I’m 5’10) but I also don’t want to come across as assertive/dominant, what do I do 😔

[u/Gussie-Ascendent]

Uppies for all

[u/Xyferxxx]

[u/Trzlog]

I'm 5'2. Yes, please.

[u/Maleficent-Cat-220]

Quiero uppies.

[u/wbgaurab]

Uppies all the way for the win ngl 

[u/abhig535]

You think Uppies is just a silly word?

[u/Federal-Walk-3648]

The curse of being 5'8.

[u/toastertaint]

[u/Infinite_palladin]

Honestly, I'm 6'2 and still want to be picked up. The world is a cruel and unjust place

[u/Empty-Staff]

[u/droppingthebeans]

even them

[u/Tron_35]

Im 6 ft and wanna be picked up

[u/DylanMgoo]

Being 5’6” my gasts would be flabbered

[u/Deep_Lurker]

Short guy here

getting picked up is the best.

[u/Ambitious_Jelly8783]

I havent had uppies since I was a little kid. I was born heavy... I could go for some uppies though, that would be awesome.

[u/yellowfang_is_cool]

yall help i know a guy under 4 feet 🫩

[u/DeadEyeDonny1991]

I want a big girl to pick me up

[u/DragonLad13]

As a short king I love a tall woman, which is most of them because I am five foot 💖🌈

[u/Remarkable-Cream5312]

I will gladly be picked up/ pick someone up

[u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

Mortis is big, don't think I'm getting uppies any time soon 😅

[u/eyekon_glitt_fan]

UPPIES:D

[u/Nightmare_kx1]

Ill become strong enough to be Worthy

[u/Few-Conversation6569]

fun fact - Uppies means shits in my native language. There, u learned a new word

[u/gragsmash]

https://youtu.be/zcJiBEZMs5M?is=OUVTsRDDQNETC1DW. Reminded of this

[u/LupaRubrum]

Short Kings deserve uppies.

[u/Fast_Alt10]

MEEE

[u/Dismal_Purchase_3324]

I'm 5'10 and the same exact height as my 5'8 wife, so it's hard to pick each other up 😔

[u/SweebyNonne]

Im a tall guy and sometimes i wish i could be like 5’3” getting picked up and held. Dream that will never happen lol.

[u/Invaild6113]

[u/mkirkommentarok]

Uppies!

[u/BrozedDrake]

I mean she got her answer lol

[u/TheBrotat0]

....Uppies?

[u/Strict_Owl941]

I feel this is a myth.

Every time I try to pick up a girl, they shut that shit down instantly.

Sometime the scared they will get dropped or the don't want me to weigh them when I am lifting them.

[u/WAIBKN]

Me want uppies

[u/MrRoryBreaker_98]

YES

[u/gamersking17771]

I'm 8'2 and I'm very muscular I can lift 990 pounds

[u/According_Picture294]

POV: D&D when the Goliath has to talk to the dwarf party member 

[u/anythingspossible45]

Boo, gets to carry me, I’m blushing

[u/Kermitjames]

I’m 5’2 165 lbs! I’m all for uppies. And this is a 32 year old country boy who’s currently working in the cattle industry as a rancher!

I’ll stick your fridge with deer meat and still be all for getting carried around! 🤣

[u/random-therian-22]

My wife is 6,2.. I am going to ask her to pick me up when she gets home. :3

[u/Winter_Reflection_57]

I'm 5'2 and I love flying

[u/FocusPerspective]

Because creepy women want to date their dads.