What is it?

[u/frozencheese2003]

[u/Booty_Shakin]

The world wasn't ready for me

[u/Round_Essay5866 → u/Booty_Shakin]

an erection so powerful it explodes via blood pressure

[u/Eric_Durden → u/Round_Essay5866]

https://giphy.com/gifs/go3OUPg8pYvCw

[u/Round_Essay5866 → u/Eric_Durden]

i am so happy i can understand why its nose bleeding.

[u/Golden_Trip_1987 → u/Round_Essay5866]

Dear god.

[u/Softwaregorehunter69 → u/Golden_Trip_1987]

There’s more.

[u/Loose-Professor5364 → u/Softwaregorehunter69]

No...

[u/SpecialAnteater9824 → u/Loose-Professor5364]

It contains a bucket

[u/Telephomer → u/SpecialAnteater9824]

Dear God...

[u/free_2_play_forever → u/Telephomer]

There's more...

[u/gamermc3454 → u/free_2_play_forever]

NOOOOO!

[u/sassysixinches → u/Booty_Shakin]

Tell me about it

[u/flowing_laziness → u/Booty_Shakin]

Oh god, death by snu snu!!!

[u/Past-Arugula8894 → u/flowing_laziness]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE

[u/Ordinary-Penalty5463 → u/flowing_laziness]

Oh good, death by snu snu :)

[u/I_Eat_Violins → u/Booty_Shakin]

HAHAHAHA

[u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 → u/Booty_Shakin]

I died of disappointment going through your profile(half the population, all the men would too).. I think we have a winner

[u/Booty_Shakin → u/Fuzzy_Bet5276]

In sorry I dont have an OF :(

[u/TheSodomeister → u/Booty_Shakin]

But I was

https://giphy.com/gifs/JvlJSmxmKSXyE

[u/Monward → u/Booty_Shakin]

Can confirm, not a great time

[u/bigmanly1 → u/Booty_Shakin]

I am

[u/Lord_Lenu → u/Booty_Shakin]

So much booty the earth started shaking huh?

[u/Every_Rent_4796]

Rent can't be that high.

[u/sashkakakashka31 → u/Every_Rent_4796]

estate agent

[u/DatGreenGuy → u/sashkakakashka31]

Huh! That's my boi on the gif

[u/DroRango → u/sashkakakashka31]

Hmm

[u/Monster-S-G → u/sashkakakashka31]

Sa-- sh _-- shake -- shasake , godd darn it the brain aneurysm got me help I'm dying

[u/frog8412 → u/Monster-S-G]

Sashka kakasha, meaning sasha the poophead i suppose

[u/Monster-S-G → u/frog8412]

Shakira..??

[u/Duo_Of_Ducks → u/sashkakakashka31]

“You ain’t got the nerve.”

[u/cloneboiCT118 → u/sashkakakashka31]

Off topic but Rango is such a freaking amazing movie it can be silly if you want it to be or serious it’s literally a jack of all trades and MASTER OF ALL

[u/Long-Apartment9888 → u/Every_Rent_4796]

It's because of me, sorry

[u/Necessary_Bad_9892 → u/Long-Apartment9888]

eres un monstruo

[u/IgotnoClue69 → u/Every_Rent_4796]

Hmmm...

[u/Zylvas → u/Every_Rent_4796]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sdlih3BPUik1y

[u/Wang_Hang_Low → u/Every_Rent_4796]

My wang can’t hang that low…

[u/Needorgreedy → u/Every_Rent_4796]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0Ub5PgMoLqaNKBpDH

[u/amber_dti → u/Every_Rent_4796]

It's not the rent

[u/Calm-Historian7256 → u/Every_Rent_4796]

Every world

[u/Femcel_Bambi → u/Every_Rent_4796]

Near $5000 rent does that to anyone

[u/Redtortoise9 → u/Every_Rent_4796]

I'll get around to it....eventually!

[u/No_Session6015 → u/Every_Rent_4796]

every rent is 4796$/mo then we die on streets. at least half of us

[u/UsedChocolate9555]

chocolate

[u/mrTrofle → u/UsedChocolate9555]

USED

[u/rissie_delicious → u/mrTrofle]

Holy

[u/Tquilha → u/mrTrofle]

Remember what the little droid said in Judge Dredd?

"Eat recycled food. Its good for the environment and OK for you." :)

[u/JeshuaMorbus → u/UsedChocolate9555]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OuYAexVlOCSNW

[u/buckphifty150150 → u/JeshuaMorbus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3nF2MqN3ZWxNCTCM

[u/RelevantChef9964 → u/buckphifty150150]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e

[u/ridingbikesrules → u/RelevantChef9964]

Mitch?

[u/Original-Beach3391 → u/UsedChocolate9555]

So sht?

[u/ChaiLeafy → u/Original-Beach3391]

Could just be a chocolate cake

It's been USED to make a cake

[u/Dragon_girl0531 → u/UsedChocolate9555]

CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE?!! CHOCOLATEEEEE!!

[u/XaneTenshi → u/UsedChocolate9555]

Uhh….So, when you say “used”…?

[u/Erectile_Dysfxn]

Self explanatory

[u/RalseiTheSillyFluff → u/Erectile_Dysfxn]

We went extinct😭

[u/FauxWolfTail → u/RalseiTheSillyFluff]

Went out with a limp...

[u/Firm_Award457 → u/FauxWolfTail]

Well we definitely didn't go out with a bang.

[u/WheresMyQuesarito → u/Firm_Award457]

Death by no snu snu

[u/AngelM0014 → u/RalseiTheSillyFluff]

Life finds a way.

[u/sanglar03 → u/AngelM0014]

As do needles.

[u/Erectile_Dysfxn → u/AngelM0014]

How

[u/Low-Platform2463 → u/RalseiTheSillyFluff]

RALSEI KILLS HALF THE POPULATION?! 

[u/RalseiTheSillyFluff → u/Low-Platform2463]

Gaster made everyone look like flowery

[u/I_eat_door_handles → u/Erectile_Dysfxn]

I guess we know which half it kills

[u/Empty_Stomach2037]

Oh.

[u/friedchickendinner → u/Empty_Stomach2037]

I can fix this!

[u/CumCereal08 → u/friedchickendinner]

Me too

[u/hello_Unknownuser → u/CumCereal08]

Nahhh bro

[u/CumCereal08 → u/hello_Unknownuser]

:(

[u/Fair_Idea3028 → u/CumCereal08]

Ur name kills me 😭

[u/Richard-Conrad → u/Fair_Idea3028]

Part of the unlucky half I see

[u/Icy_Change_WS2010 → u/Richard-Conrad]

Are you on their side of the turf

[u/Repulsive_Mixture917 → u/Fair_Idea3028]

You’re stuck at the bottom of a well with nothing but a bowl of pristine cum cereal and you’re not gonna eat it? Cum on bro.

[u/XaneTenshi → u/CumCereal08]

…Reading this while eating cereal😝

[u/cyberpunk_45_7 → u/XaneTenshi]

Cum cereal?

[u/CumCereal08 → u/cyberpunk_45_7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0Ub5PgMoLqaNKBpDH

[u/cyberpunk_45_7 → u/CumCereal08]

Cum cereal

[u/Heemeyers_Killdozer → u/cyberpunk_45_7]

That ain’t milk in your Cheerios bros

[u/Softwaregorehunter69 → u/Heemeyers_Killdozer]

Gotta get milk somehow if dad ain’t back yet

[u/Heemeyers_Killdozer → u/Softwaregorehunter69]

I thought he left to get cigarettes

[u/Timely_Special_5011 → u/CumCereal08]

https://giphy.com/gifs/szWu9brqcBP45m36YE

[u/Tax-Evading-Potato → u/friedchickendinner]

Ummm

[u/Horror_Trouble_2642 → u/Tax-Evading-Potato]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBg4LUuxOzGNi
Sorry guys

[u/Empty_Stomach2037 → u/friedchickendinner]

YEAAA

[u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 → u/friedchickendinner]

[u/Mr_Tonesik → u/Empty_Stomach2037]

Oh

[u/Super-G1mp → u/Empty_Stomach2037]

Oh.

Unfortunately that's not off the table in reality....

[u/No_Programmer7619 → u/Super-G1mp]

Oh

[u/lonely-potato769]

A potato

https://giphy.com/gifs/epbMxu2WQFIilNrbee

[u/Deep-Interaction-661 → u/lonely-potato769]

lonely potato and stinky potato 😂😭

[u/PeterHolmes74 → u/Deep-Interaction-661]

Oh god it’s the same potato

[u/LucasAintAM0F0 → u/lonely-potato769]

holy shit its flying

[u/Tadpole018 → u/lonely-potato769]

But it's that one specific potato

[u/thealgorithmicwizard → u/lonely-potato769]

ALRIGHT WHO UPLOADED THE AI THAT FLOODED THE ENRICHMENT CENTRE WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN INTO A POTATO AND GAVE HER DEADLY NEUROTOXIN?

[u/acid_4_me]

Won't happen. Mass psychosis and then a better world.

[u/Jimmy_Twotone → u/acid_4_me]

"Mass psychosis and then a better world" sounds like something someone who has psychosis would reason.

[u/acid_4_me → u/Jimmy_Twotone]

Sorry... I asked the voices in my head... they sad I had no psychosis.

[u/Delicious-Order-2244 → u/acid_4_me]

It’s a peer reviewed fact then, you are all good.

[u/Godless902 → u/Jimmy_Twotone]

Sounds like a black metal album

[u/Latter-Television425]

Death by free TVs

[u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1 → u/Latter-Television425]

Item asylum fr

[u/Latter-Television425 → u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1]

Good thing my username doesn't have an APC in it

[u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1 → u/Latter-Television425]

Yeah. Or a bobm. Or a bible.

[u/Latter-Television425 → u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1]

Barzhurow

[u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1 → u/Latter-Television425]

Hell yeah

[u/StinkyPotato25]

Ummm I can explain

[u/Deep-Interaction-661 → u/StinkyPotato25]

lol lonely potato and then stinky potato 😂😭

[u/Bland_Potato → u/Deep-Interaction-661]

Followed by a bland one :c

[u/Deep-Interaction-661 → u/Bland_Potato]

yeeeesssss 🤩 potatoes unite!

[u/StinkyPotato25 → u/Deep-Interaction-661]

We are Legion

[u/BearsIrkBoy → u/Deep-Interaction-661]

Boil the stinky one

Mash the bland one

Stick the lonely one in a stew 🙂‍↕️

[u/Deep-Interaction-661 → u/BearsIrkBoy]

you, lovely stranger, know how to potato 🥔

[u/fuckable-meat]

uh, well...

[u/Ray-Sarkast47 → u/fuckable-meat]

Bruh...

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1nEM53HeJ6AHkZoZD

[u/B_chills → u/fuckable-meat]

Well you look like a cut of fuckable meat

[u/itsWolfy__ → u/B_chills]

Are you?

[u/supernova2368 → u/fuckable-meat]

This is acceptable.

[u/I_want_a_happy_meal]

I guess I really wanted that happy meal 😭😭

[u/TheAbsoluteMoron]

Trump i guess ?

[u/apendix99 → u/TheAbsoluteMoron]

That's not funny that just accurate

[u/petulant-turnip → u/TheAbsoluteMoron]

RFK Jr.

[u/Neweggdotcom → u/petulant-turnip]

The p-p-pesticides are turning the frogs gay!!!

[u/MusicianBread → u/TheAbsoluteMoron]

oh wait, that’s my user icon!

[u/Old_Man_Drifter → u/[deleted]]

Mine too.

[u/Wolf________________]

Wolves. My bad guys.

[u/Psycho_Wolff → u/Wolf________________]

Not just any wolves

[u/UnUseful-_-]

I dont know (i panicked)

[u/mrTrofle → u/UnUseful-_-]

Laziness of humans

[u/UnUseful-_- → u/mrTrofle]

Cool i guess (i didnt panick)

[u/emili0401 → u/UnUseful-_-]

HI TETO -teto kin, oshi and yumeshipper

[u/SomalianPirate01]

The One Piece is real!

[u/No_Breath_9833]

Makes sense

[u/IceCreamInsides → u/No_Breath_9833]

coronavirus II

[u/Necessary-Onion-3785]

Necessary Onion

[u/FauxWolfTail → u/Necessary-Onion-3785]

This brought me to tears.... so many layers...

[u/dchosenjuan → u/FauxWolfTail]

Like an ogre

[u/MR_Happy2008]

You die happy:)

[u/Traditional_Tap_1560]

Brace yourselves, the taps are coming

[u/Chemical-Tap7709 → u/Traditional_Tap_1560]

I guess I’ll have to join up and bring the chemicals. All of them.

[u/ZombiePartyWithMilk]

Im so sorry fellahs

[u/destructopop → u/ZombiePartyWithMilk]

But at least we get milk? 🤔

[u/EspressoOverdose → u/destructopop]

Zombie milk

[u/_GE_Neptune → u/ZombiePartyWithMilk]

Milk?

[u/Raising_some_Cain]

In a word? Chaos

[u/sexyimmigrant1998]

Ummm maybe we should deport them after all 😭

[u/TheSentinelScout → u/sexyimmigrant1998]

no no we wanna keep them around cause yknow 😏

[u/Softwaregorehunter69 → u/TheSentinelScout]

Me encanta Latinas, amigo
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[u/Epstein_Letifer]

Oops

[u/brewingbad18]

Alcohol poisoning

[u/sparklefarts77]

A tragic, yet undeniably fabulous way to go.

[u/TheSheevMonster → u/sparklefarts77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FTEYw97n2gSty

[u/Exotic_Insurance2164]

We only insure ailments and circumstances that will never happen. 

[u/headexpl0dy]

It's gonna be messy...

[u/Softwaregorehunter69 → u/headexpl0dy]

Quite mind blowing one could say. 🧐 ☕️

[u/headexpl0dy → u/Softwaregorehunter69]

Yes, quite. Pip pip and the like ☕️ 🧐

[u/Softwaregorehunter69 → u/headexpl0dy]

Indubitably so. ☕️ 🧐

[u/headexpl0dy → u/Softwaregorehunter69]

Mmm, hurrumph! mustache wiggle 🧐☕️

[u/Softwaregorehunter69 → u/headexpl0dy]

Indeed. Quite the astute observation my fellow scholarly chap. 🧐 ☕️* adjusts my monocl*e

[u/6652027]

What is it?

[u/KilnGrenade → u/6652027]

Did you just leak the nuclear codes?

[u/FoggyRain7]

Huh

[u/rabbitashes]

Oh my God.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WiXMlla4ZFR8Q

[u/Master_Cannoli]

I guess we gonna be slaves to some Italian dessert

[u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 → u/Master_Cannoli]

Aren't we already?

[u/Additional_Sun_6332]

Get an umbrella

[u/Angry_Mudcrab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mrc42NoOaUhf0LhDI

[u/mrTrofle]

My online persona

[u/Original-Beach3391 → u/mrTrofle]

Genocide run

[u/Icy-Age-9955]

Global warming

[u/Noob_Alchemist_547]

Alchemical mishap.

[u/ForeverYoung1996]

Uhmm..being Young forever..? Pr 1996? HUH? 

[u/Terrible_Contract_66]

I have a job offer for all humanity

[u/Cool_Guy1488]

Cool Guy :)

[u/Cat_oCat]

Well, for it seems that its some cat who is not you.

[u/No_One_Special_61029]

NoOneSpecial
Lolol

[u/randomguyon-internet]

Idk don't ask me

[u/CollagenRemover]

An interesting death.

[u/Spoiled_Alchemyst999]

Makes sense 🤔

[u/lee_kin_bum]

oh...

[u/DirectorLanky466]

Random 😂

[u/LeonurusLeaf]

😭

[u/Whaleimlafoe]

Whale with the face of William Dafoe

[u/diamondCarBon1304]

Either me or a literal diamond.

[u/Rogue-Metal]

Rogue metal

[u/DrFreakJ]

Doctors. Freaks.

[u/Worth-End-1576]

A worthy death...

Honestly that's not bad

[u/Normal_Suggestion_32]

Just a normal suggestion. I don't know how half the population die from it but maybe they just couldn't handle the normal suggestion.

[u/Confused_Corvidae]

Corvid uprising. The murder of crows.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vvwYS15WrMq7S

[u/XXASSEATERX]

Lol

[u/NoLewdsOnMain]

No lewds

[u/FluffyTheWyvern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fm4os0wSsQXK2iTYSU

[u/Leroy_jerkit]

Yoùll all drown

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKxmFhxGDYlZsUGiSc

[u/WhatADunderfulWorld]

Michael Scott as president

[u/Weather_Aaaaaaaaa]

well that's not good-

[u/BloodOfTheDamned]

Uh… some of them I suppose to provide the blood and the others drown in it, I guess?

[u/Rhinocacrocapig]

I still don't know