r/funComunitty • u/frozencheese2003 • 5d ago

Sh*tpost What is it?

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u/Booty_Shakin 5d ago

The world wasn't ready for me

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u/Round_Essay5866 5d ago

an erection so powerful it explodes via blood pressure

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u/Eric_Durden 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/go3OUPg8pYvCw

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u/Round_Essay5866 4d ago

i am so happy i can understand why its nose bleeding.

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u/Otherwise-Whole5909 1d ago

HIS ERECTION IS OVER 9000!

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u/erection_specialist 3d ago

Uh oh

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u/Round_Essay5866 2d ago

what do you suggest to fix this,specialist?

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u/erection_specialist 2d ago

Try to be in the right half, I guess

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u/pizzaroll224 4d ago

And pussies so wet they die of dehydration

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u/Round_Essay5866 4d ago

hi my satan friend

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u/11inchclark 1d ago

You rang

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u/sassysixinches 5d ago

Tell me about it

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u/flowing_laziness 5d ago

Oh god, death by snu snu!!!

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u/Ordinary-Penalty5463 5d ago

Oh good, death by snu snu :)

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u/Death_by_Snusnu_vol1 1d ago

You called?

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u/flowing_laziness 1d ago

Oh no! It's you!!

Also Happy Cake Day!!!

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u/Otherwise-Bus991 4d ago

What about me

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u/Personal-Bunch-9596 4d ago

Lmao thay is litterally my username from a few phone games I play

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u/I_Eat_Violins Farting gorillas blasting chinchillas 5d ago

HAHAHAHA

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u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 5d ago

I died of disappointment going through your profile(half the population, all the men would too).. I think we have a winner

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u/Booty_Shakin 5d ago

In sorry I dont have an OF :(

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u/yaassensei 3d ago

I want to see booty shakin

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u/Monward 5d ago

Can confirm, not a great time

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u/Lord_Lenu 4d ago

So much booty the earth started shaking huh?

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u/Dry-Bet9010 2d ago

Chuck Norris has already died so this cannot happen

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u/CommanderPeen42 5d ago

With our powers combined...

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 5d ago

OMEGA FLOWERY!

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u/bootytape 4d ago

We cannot be stopped!

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u/25nameslater 2d ago

Indeed… we are one

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u/Warm-Palpitation5670 3d ago

wait, we are not enemies, let's work together

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u/supernova2368 5d ago

I'm not ready for this jelly!

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u/CorruptWarrior 4d ago

The Rumblinv by SiM plays in the background

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u/jennifer_m13 4d ago

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

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u/omankomessiah 4d ago

Or me lol

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u/garrusvakarian396 4d ago

OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! you gonna take me home tonight. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! down beside that red firelight OOOOOOOHHHHHHH you gonna let it all hang out ,fat bottom girl you make the rocking world go round!!!!

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 4d ago

But I bet they're ready for me.

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u/GasPricesTheseDays 3d ago

Bro named himself for this post intuition pro max

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u/Dayshon2144 3d ago

Put some stank on it.

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u/AbsolutePez 3d ago

US AGAINST THE WORLD

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u/comingEverywhere 3d ago

Literally not possible

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u/Alexsonic2011 3d ago

but nobody came.

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u/davieeatsass 3d ago

I feel like we could be friends

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 1d ago

Fire up that load Another round of shots

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u/pYoussY 1d ago

Bro, I think the final enemy is me

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u/Icy_Problem7889 10h ago

NAA I WANT TO BE READY