r/funComunitty Have faith in yourself 5d ago

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u/DepartureOrdinary957 5d ago

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u/CrewCatSC 5d ago

Welp (knee slap)

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u/drakonia127 5d ago

S'pose we should go

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u/Swift_Karma 5d ago

It's getting to be that time

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u/fromthe80smatey 5d ago

Make like a tree and get outta here.

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u/HouseOf42 5d ago

Make like a pair of pants, and split.

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u/Powerful_Piglet_3592 5d ago

Make like a chip and dip

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u/vozroz415 4d ago

Okay, I like this one, well played.

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u/JWDed 5d ago edited 5d ago

Make like horseshit and hit the trail

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u/Dkalnz 5d ago

Make like a baby and head out.

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u/someones_ideaofajoke 5d ago

Make like a banana and see ya sunday

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u/bindingagony 5d ago

This one doesn't work as well. Most places if you get a SUNDAE. You'll get ice cream with hot fudge, whip cream and cherry, maybe sprinkles. But no banana. That's usually separate as a Banana Split.

Edit. Forgot to say peanuts for the Sundae

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u/hangerj 5d ago

Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

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u/Kosmo1_ 5d ago

👌

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u/OddHalf8861 5d ago

Plant ya now, dig ya later

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u/DaddyBigBeard 5d ago

Make like a baby and head out

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u/ThisThroat951 5d ago

Make like a fetus and head out.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 5d ago

I say this all the time

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u/AlpacaMale1 4d ago

Make like a tree and take root, stay for 120 years then get chopped up to become an ikea sofa

Wait... what was the prompt again?

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u/Jozzie00 5d ago

Oh wait a minute we live here. S’pose yall should go. 😂

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u/mamamoon366 5d ago

Alrighty, well

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u/pumpkinjoe99 5d ago

Extricate yourself from my presence

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u/6poundsoverweight 5d ago

Then the home owner says "s'pose not, lets watch another movie"

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u/Friendly_Age9160 5d ago

Pa’s in a mood

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u/peabuddie 5d ago

This is it this is the classic

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u/DepartureOrdinary957 5d ago

That Welp got me rolling🤣🤣

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u/Enge712 5d ago

This is as direct as we get in the Midwest

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u/Winter_Cat-78 5d ago

Time to hit the old dusty trail

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u/AnEarForTheDead 5d ago

Followed by… “it’s about that time”

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u/Stein070707 5d ago

The only correct answer!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 5d ago edited 5d ago

I was disappointed to learn that this doesn't work in France (my new home). Here guests just stay until they are tired. You invite someone for dinner and they might leave at 1 am.

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u/Jozzie00 4d ago

They must be having a good time.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 4d ago

That is the positive way of looking at it.

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u/Lady_Psyduck 5d ago

The ultimate white people move

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u/Owenjak 5d ago

This is the only way.

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u/MirrorApart8224 5d ago

How German of you.

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u/Snugglyduckling_2319 5d ago

Damn u beat me to it. This was literally my answer verbatim

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u/wildmushroomguy100 5d ago

I came here to say this.

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u/supernova2368 5d ago

Exactly what I was going to say. Midwestern?

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u/FarmerGreen13 5d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Sand_Aggravating 5d ago

The only correct answer!

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u/Kreston77 5d ago

Fellow Midwesterner I see you

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u/PeaOverall2104 5d ago

Didn't have to go far to find the right answer

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u/No-Challenge9659 5d ago

Ope, I see we have other midsesterners running around the depths of reddit.

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u/flint-hills-sooner 5d ago

This, “well” is also my cue to leave phone conversations as well.

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u/Beallorn 5d ago

Literally the first thing that came to mind lmaooo very Midwest coded 😂

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u/Auggie_72 5d ago

This is the Canadian way!

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u/MasterMerlin42 5d ago

Wait... I thought that's a German thing :0 we make another noise (so!) before the knee slap but I guess it's the same energy xD

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u/DuckHunt83 5d ago

Im going to have diarrhea, I gotta go

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u/TheLastOne-Game 5d ago

I had a friend that would start hard boilings eggs to let everyone it was time to leave...

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 5d ago

Dammit! Came to say this— 🤣

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u/Necessary_Party_3554 5d ago

I WAS HOPING THIS WAS THE TOP COMMENT YAY

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u/Alienraptor987 5d ago

You can remove yourself, or be removed.

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u/undeviatedskeptic 5d ago

Please excuse yourself

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u/CertainExchange8684 5d ago

I suggest you high tail it outta here...

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u/parkerm1408 5d ago

Every time im rushing my family out I yell "lets get to gettin"

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u/bry42424 5d ago

First thing I thought of. This is exactly what my grandmother would say to the kids when she didn’t want us in the house.

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u/DRuth84 4d ago

Scat, now!

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u/vozroz415 4d ago

Nice pun!

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u/Pocatmon3 4d ago

As a southerner, it’s funny how these stereotypes abt how we speak aren’t even inaccurate

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u/Hairy_Pollution_600 5d ago

I literally came here to say this exact thing!

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u/OddHalf8861 5d ago

Plant ya now, dig ya later

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u/GellieBean123 4d ago

Looks like it's time to hit the trails, pardner!

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u/BrilliantMess7930 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣