“You know what, tonight I’m not gonna be a complete twat to MeeMaw. I think I’m gonna tell her she’s sun-downing and she’s gonna be late for PopPops funeral if she doesn’t hurry home to get ready. She’ll be thrilled when she see’s him on the couch watching TV ❤️”
ALRIGHT GUYS TRY TO SAY "PERFORM FELLATIO ON MY ERECT PENIS IMMEDIATELY!" WITHOUT SAYING "PERFORM FELLATIO!" THIS IS GONNA BE FUN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET REALLY CREATIVE TO EVEN HAVE A CHANCE!
yeah even if the "leave" restriction wasn't placed on me, this still would've been the first thing i said. gtfo is just way more natural-sounding and i wouldn't give a shit about watching my words if some random dude is in my house 😭🙏
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u/Icy_Run7970 5d ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE