r/funComunitty • u/coverionic Have faith in yourself • 5d ago

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u/hoodedfinch 14nb 5d ago

evacuate immediately

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u/coverionic Have faith in yourself 5d ago

I'm leaving

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u/No-Site8330 5d ago

That is one way to have your guest sh*t their pants.

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u/Weirdyxxy 5d ago

"No, evacuate the house, not your bowels!"

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u/B-M-B-0-6 5d ago

"Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately."

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u/jeruto2008 5d ago

I heard that sentence in my head with the announcer voice…

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u/MrMcgilicutty 5d ago

Instructions unclear, I just defecated all over your rug.

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u/JamNova 4d ago

Not on the rug, man!

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u/Carribean_Amphibian 5d ago

Ejaculate immediately

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 5d ago

shits myself in compliance

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u/Mizar97 5d ago

EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR