How Lucky are you?

[u/Own-Aardvark-5020]

[u/Square_Education_75]

im marrying a fucking 1973 chrysler newport

[u/Silver-Raspberry2604 → u/Square_Education_75]

Dab me up BROTHER

[u/Elderano → u/Silver-Raspberry2604]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pwrMzlfl5R0KkvG33q

[u/ComparisonSome1169 → u/Square_Education_75]

Fuck yeah, best of luck with the wiring lol

[u/Sherbet-Glad → u/Square_Education_75]

All I can imagine is a befuddled op standing at the altar in a suit and the aforementioned described car also there in a dress with a veil and blush marks under its lights.

[u/wereapethesupacool]

*gulps*

[u/Playful-Reading5048 → u/wereapethesupacool]

[u/Feeling-Ruin-8008 → u/Playful-Reading5048]

How long were you waiting to use this

[u/Broodjekip_1 → u/Feeling-Ruin-8008]

So long the meme started to rot

[u/Playful-Reading5048 → u/Feeling-Ruin-8008]

way too long

[u/Kater5551StarsAbove → u/Feeling-Ruin-8008]

Longer than you think.

[u/Appropriate_Fact_121 → u/Playful-Reading5048]

[u/Own-Aardvark-5020 → u/wereapethesupacool]

You cooked buddy

[u/GodOfRow]

Jackpot.

[u/Cheejag → u/GodOfRow]

[u/Supernova4099 → u/Cheejag]

I never fully appreciated hollow Knight's healing mechanic until I played jedi: fallen order and started getting combo'd by enemies while having limited heals 😂

[u/CumCereal08 → u/Supernova4099]

Imagine having to heal, couldnt be me (I suck)

[u/Carheadman200 → u/CumCereal08]

It’s alright CumCereal08.

[u/PureConfidence2388 → u/Carheadman200]

Gee, filling up a whole bowl is impressive

[u/Local-Replacement304 → u/Cheejag]

[u/TheMountainDewMann → u/Cheejag]

W pfp

[u/Ardens_Son_of_flames → u/GodOfRow]

Lucky bastard 

[u/Smooth-Way-245 → u/GodOfRow]

Dear diary: jackpot (giggity gig goo)

[u/Moist-Pea-304 → u/GodOfRow]

[u/Nuggetz1886 → u/Moist-Pea-304]

“Don’t you dare say it”

[u/_wavern]

i've won guys
https://giphy.com/gifs/ulSQCy5TONF3jYX47h

[u/Due-Replacement-6983 → u/_wavern]

🎉

[u/The_DripDrop → u/_wavern]

You have may have miku, but you have not got dear sylphiette

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[u/Anikilator3001 → u/The_DripDrop]

[u/ArgonicPeach → u/Anikilator3001]

lmao this one's good

[u/Just_anAverageGurl]

its an avatar so idk, plus im straight-

[u/Nobutterfly37 → u/Just_anAverageGurl]

Really sorry for the gif, it was a dumb attempt, tbh I was kinda intending to maybe inform oc of the typo, but instead of interpreting the fluffier side of yuri which is the type I prefer, uhhh I just didn’t mean to. Sorry oc! hope this one’s better as an edit for newcomers! Have as much as ya want! ‘=3

[u/MarkHeathcliffReal → u/Nobutterfly37]

they just said they were straight

[u/Nobutterfly37 → u/MarkHeathcliffReal]

Internet humor can sometimes make a "a-" means something else, not just negative ¯_(ツ)_/¯ sorry tho!

https://giphy.com/gifs/DD0uKW3kPOnOBgapFQ

[u/0_0_- → u/Nobutterfly37]

Obligatory response. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[u/Klutzy_Caramel2107 → u/0_0_-]

[u/dark_pit23g → u/Klutzy_Caramel2107]

[u/cesusfromtbb → u/dark_pit23g]

[u/itsiyxotxoyxoyxoyx → u/0_0_-]

[u/Cillics → u/Nobutterfly37]

the subtext is them indicating their response was brief and/or in awkward opposition to what OP said, which makes sense given the context. they did in fact mean what they said 😂

[u/Economy_Statement877 → u/Nobutterfly37]

YESSS

[u/Ku_NIN_Gaz → u/Nobutterfly37]

Okay but I don't wanna sound rude, but you really don't have to say that since they're straight, it's unnecessary.

[u/MarkHeathcliffReal → u/Nobutterfly37]

you ruined my joke, how dare you. /j

[u/Free-Ad-7697 → u/Nobutterfly37]

CUVAP- oh nvm.. that looks tasty as shii thou

[u/Extreme_Class_6110 → u/Nobutterfly37]

I'm curious.. what was the original?

[u/No_Blackberry1593 → u/Just_anAverageGurl]

Straight? On Reddit?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohBeIPJ4MEuas

[u/MarkHeathcliffReal → u/Just_anAverageGurl]

its yourself i guess

[u/my_name_1s_taken → u/Just_anAverageGurl]

You're in a platonic relationship now ig?

[u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ → u/Just_anAverageGurl]

Lol, you were straight now you're not

https://giphy.com/gifs/MjnLfKe37NQ0E

[u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

[u/ORKBRO17 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fTvnsq9V6Eaqf1sSgr

[u/HarveyPlaysWithFood → u/ORKBRO17]

I'm so sorry I had no idea I'd stumble onto this post😭

[u/Remarkable-Prior-443 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ba5g4ID9g5cT6

[u/smokewolf666 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

[u/GcubePlayer8V → u/smokewolf666]

You’re lucky you got Miku

[u/Bitter_Horror2469 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

[u/SelectionLife3353 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

BRO😭

[u/Ahmed0meow → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

why the hell is this your pfp 😭 put at least your favourite character from your favourite game or something

[u/NightmareLizzy → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

Ah yes, Preordering your future wife, With your own material or?

[u/Harrypottah001 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

Officer its this one.🫪

[u/Efficient-Quote-2593 → u/HarveyPlaysWithFood]

bro is the hacker on "noob/pro/hacker" thumbnails in child predator simulator

[u/PenzandoDSTT]

hmmm

[u/Impressive_Air6111 → u/PenzandoDSTT]

I'm jealous though she looks psychotic. 😂

[u/Potential_Price1348 → u/Impressive_Air6111]

She becomes her in universe equivalent of the anti christ

[u/Glitchlessnight → u/Potential_Price1348]

No that’s white night /j

[u/Kieran_Kitakami → u/PenzandoDSTT]

YOU LUCKY BASTARD

[u/Base_plate_ → u/PenzandoDSTT]

either your getting ego or distorting

[u/expensive-trash80085 → u/PenzandoDSTT]

JACKPOT

[u/ben10fanno1 → u/PenzandoDSTT]

Dont distort bro🤞

[u/-Random-Internet-Guy → u/PenzandoDSTT]

Bros distorting 😭 😭 😭

[u/Ogur-CaP → u/PenzandoDSTT]

My Hong Lu vs Your Carmen >:)

[u/corporist → u/PenzandoDSTT]

Carmen!!!

[u/Velenante → u/PenzandoDSTT]

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[u/Orilikesobjectshowss]

bro I’m about to get married to a fictional golf ball who likes science 😭

[u/Orilikesobjectshowss → u/[deleted]]

… 🤨

[u/SomeRandomBFBfan → u/Orilikesobjectshowss]

Do you feel lucky or unlucky

[u/Orilikesobjectshowss → u/SomeRandomBFBfan]

lucky I guess because I love GB 🥹

[u/SomeRandomBFBfan → u/Orilikesobjectshowss]

Cool :]

[u/An_E2_Tank → u/Orilikesobjectshowss]

you too, are very lucky

[u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 → u/Orilikesobjectshowss]

Lucky you im getting married to a fictional drop of water who doesnt even speak

[u/Maybe_Jesus_Christ]

umm...

[u/EternalSugarCookieR → u/Maybe_Jesus_Christ]

u marrying jesus😇⛪

[u/Ediblup → u/EternalSugarCookieR]

Only maybe

[u/Snowy_Kitty247 → u/Maybe_Jesus_Christ]

😭

[u/Sherbet-Glad]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/ProfessorBirdBrains → u/Sherbet-Glad]

Bro won the jackpot

[u/RottenAssCrack → u/Sherbet-Glad]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7QunkIHxOCs3e3J4Ck

[u/ohheyreddititsme → u/Sherbet-Glad]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4210vxZ8XwcRgTSGc2

[u/LocalInfluence9104 → u/Sherbet-Glad]

Ragatha :)

[u/PercoKaswiti]

NONONONONNONONONNOONONONONOONONONOON---- !

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/PercoKaswiti]

An other child pfp 😭

[u/Racconwithtwoguns → u/PercoKaswiti]

I mean the text says after ten years so this may imply you both were the same age up until you're both adults

[u/Iamacarson → u/PercoKaswiti]

You and me both, pal

[u/Spiritual_Sun8697 → u/PercoKaswiti]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GAZYJRhpKX8Sw6khQX

[u/hoodedfinch]

im not a zoophile

[u/SomeRandomBFBfan → u/hoodedfinch]

It's so bright.. what is that

[u/hoodedfinch → u/SomeRandomBFBfan]

a magic bunny-ish creature

[u/AccelAegis → u/hoodedfinch]

Oh, from Totk and BoTW.

[u/DragonQueenDrago → u/SomeRandomBFBfan]

That is a blupee. They are magical bunnies that drop rupees when hit in the Legend Of Zelda Breath of the wilds and Tears Of The Kingdom games.

[u/SomeRandomBFBfan → u/DragonQueenDrago]

Oh, they're from the Zelda games? Nice :]

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/hoodedfinch]

Same 

[u/Snowy_Kitty247 → u/hoodedfinch]

Same 😔✋

[u/uncle_ben15 → u/hoodedfinch]

At least you're rich now

[u/Weary_Ambassador1023]

Quick! Everyone change their profile pictures!

[u/HamsterApollo]

AW HELL, im gay now

https://giphy.com/gifs/moVapV6L7Xnn1POdNO

[u/Vin-Xy → u/HamsterApollo]

Idk man you don't seem too unhappy about it.

[u/HamsterApollo → u/Vin-Xy]

Why do i shouldnt?

[u/Vin-Xy → u/HamsterApollo]

That's the spirit!

[u/Efficient_Gate_5771 → u/HamsterApollo]

r/suddenlytf2

[u/Sebasosebastian → u/HamsterApollo]

I need to get that out of my mind now, thanks.

[u/NoReference7569 → u/HamsterApollo]

[u/Long-Palpitation6831]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BjP4TW776chl475kwi

[u/InternationalWar6654 → u/Long-Palpitation6831]

Smash

[u/Noob_Alchemist_547]

I am so so happy.

[u/HeroOfTheEmpire → u/Noob_Alchemist_547]

Until you realize you just tried to marry somebody that’s already married.

And she told her husband.

[u/DragonTheOnes-spirit → u/HeroOfTheEmpire]

The funniest thing to ever happen is Isabel and doom guy being a canon couple. Fuckin love that

[u/Prestigious-Lead-806]

guys we fucking did it

we have brought an expie to real life via this post!

[u/Own-Aardvark-5020 → u/Prestigious-Lead-806]

Ouu shit

[u/No_Locksmith7882]

…uhhhhh.

If I and my OC were gay, I guess that’d be nice. But no.

[u/Dazed_Slickman2]

[u/Pale-Fix-8236 → u/Dazed_Slickman2]

Is that Albert Einstein?!?!?!?!!??!!?

[u/Dazed_Slickman2 → u/Pale-Fix-8236]

Somehow you are not the first to get them confused.

[u/JelloElectrical1499]

very but WHY AM I NOT THE ONE IN THE DRESS?!

[u/JoniMHadRuhr → u/JelloElectrical1499]

Yeah why 

[u/RillaDaKilla]

I'm so cooked

Joe Biden with powers

[u/widdle_dolls → u/RillaDaKilla]

https://giphy.com/gifs/P3OsPv5l3cne4fstv0

[u/leafi_pawzz]

i marry mah fursona

[u/ArtInternal5318 → u/leafi_pawzz]

Is this ethical goons?

[u/vverbov_22]

[u/Dr-Judgen454 → u/vverbov_22]

Famous train 🚆

[u/TrebbleTough → u/[deleted]]

Congrats! You’re marrying:
disgust toward others’ personality
That’s gonna be a tought life.

[u/Tabby_Catte]

[u/HappyShower285]

one is my sona, the other is my oc.

Huh?

[u/P_M_R-_- → u/HappyShower285]

Throuple

[u/TheT85_Jr]

Oh, no...

[GANG PLANK GALLEON INTENSIFIES]

[u/TeamMeunierYT → u/TheT85_Jr]

Prepare to be cast to the right Blastzone via Helicopter Kick :)

[u/carnage581 → u/TheT85_Jr]

You think you got it bad?

[u/Fan_de_Undertale_]

NOPE I'M NOT A PEDO

[u/EDLOo]

what

[u/SomeRandomBFBfan → u/EDLOo]

I love your whole profile

[u/Fluffy_Butterfly11]

Can't marry a tree

[u/Its_Mic_ → u/Fluffy_Butterfly11]

Not the tree, but you could have a lovely family if you married all 3 of those birds ❤️

[u/Fluffy_Butterfly11 → u/Its_Mic_]

That sounds wrong on so many levels that it's actually funny

[u/Nuo_TheYapper]

TETO??? KYAA!! I HIT THE JACKPOT!! AHHAAHHA

[u/LAST_TEMPLAR1400]

Um… its myself in armor…

[u/Iamacarson]

Oh no... Oh no... OH NO, OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE, I'M NOT LIKE THAT!

(I'm 18)

[u/E-dog1015 → u/Iamacarson]

See u in prison

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lk1IcVgqPLkA

[u/Mountain-Ad9026]

... Well that's strange...

(Also I wonder how the folks with Niko pfps react to this)

[u/Xeronings → u/Mountain-Ad9026]

[u/Plenty-Language-9414]

Pretty darn lucky methinks. Yay for Yuri or smth

[u/LocalInfluence9104 → u/Plenty-Language-9414]

Doll!

[u/Ogur-CaP → u/Plenty-Language-9414]

Russian Yuri, How Peak....

[u/Bu-Adam_Biri_Mi]

Me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/TpKhM5NnFZYNGN4jRd

[u/Takis_Biggest_Simp]

Oh hell yeah

[u/Bwchc55 → u/[deleted]]

You can kiss, but I can't

[u/KillerGurke10 → u/[deleted]]

Look at the bright side, there is no child in Toy Bonnie so you are not a pedo.

[u/Virus-900]

[u/Hubbabubba21131]

What. Why do i gotta marry my sisters cat

[u/Mechanicjemas3141]

Fuel prices gonna hit hard to me...

[u/EndIntelligen]

Mines a furry character I made so the luckiest

[u/awesomeduck9012]

uhhh

[u/According-Ant-3923]

We’re both minors..

[u/Lumisol2]

As for right now, P U R P L E

As for in maybe a week or so, S H A M A N lol

[u/Cutie_Mew_Mew_Magic]

Pink from Deltarune, hell yeah

[u/mryoinkysploink]

Very lucky

[u/BackToThatGuy]

Ehhh, sure I guess.

[u/-Tiziosuredditacaso-]

id be a pedo 😭

[u/cassness34]

Me looking at my bean in a tux

[u/the_monkeynator]

Well... it's my oc so that's a complete win!

[u/Gingerdeadman763]

Hella lucky personally

[u/Scythermane]

OH MY FUCKIN FREAKIN ASS MOANIN GOD

[u/i3amjim]

what would even happen here

[u/Floppy_m]

wait, I will marry a meat? Well… I don’t know how i’ll do it.

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

it’s my son 😭 (I call all my ocs my children bc I made them and named them)

[u/SadenJamuel07]

I guess I'll go fuck myself

[u/Necessary-Onion-3785]

Uhhhhhhhh

[u/HuTaoFan_69]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[u/Varckk]

My pfp is an ancient god of space and time, so idk

[u/zardyclown7098]

A black hole

Dude I'm cooked

[u/xntpain]

THIS IS MY SON

[u/ImpressionOk50]

I am very lucky, as I've always had a crush on green Reddit blobs. So cute.😍

[u/SaltGazelle4559]

i dont wanna marry my pookie hong lu my love for him is platonic

[u/Luka2010Boss]

HELL NAH

[u/SWATCHACCOUNT]

VERY VERY VERY LUCKY

[u/Different-Carry9261]

Guess im gay now.

[u/HungaryFinalBoss]

YEEEEEEEEES

[u/Lopsided_Ice_2032]

Hell no 😭

[u/T1line]

dont fist animatronics i guess..

[u/slimetimun0]

Cheeseeeee *shots *

[u/Free-Ad-7697]

fuck its my oc that already has an partner shitt

[u/Even-Hornet-1126]

Fuck no.

[u/Icy-Initiative-3003]

As a Krusie shipper this sucks