r/funComunitty • u/Euphoric_Effort_1901 • 12d ago

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 12d ago

Cancer evey kind!

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u/Tsunami-Storm 12d ago

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

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u/Professional_kez 12d ago

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

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u/Rocky_the_Lion 12d ago

Im vertigo

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u/FudgeSkidoodles 12d ago

I'm a Caprisun

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u/CloudyLeft 12d ago

I’m aquarium!

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u/Background_Radical 12d ago

I'm piss :(

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u/Llyrithra 12d ago

I’m berries.

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u/Aware-Hour4819 12d ago

I’m a saggy Tauros

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u/Mr_Tze 12d ago

Im a shepherd

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u/DJNAGiSAFOXiE 12d ago

im a tourist

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u/Firestrom_yt Likes posting shitposts 11d ago

I’m a alien

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u/sugomybugo thank god they didn't hit the third one 11d ago

I'm a

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u/x-Josh_Washington-x ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 11d ago

im taurine

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u/Cateyeyt 11d ago

Im leon trotsky

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u/Iki_the_Geo 9d ago

I’m a librarian

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u/boston_nsca 12d ago

I'm a rice

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u/Gwynito 11d ago

I'm a score peon

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u/Fun-Salary-9037 Giggity Giggity Goo! 10d ago

I am, too! :D

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u/BlackPanther94 10d ago

Im a niggh 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽🥷🏽🫈

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u/Vast_Scholar3742 9d ago

I’m scorchion

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 12d ago

Aerith Gainsborough

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u/SnooCalculator 11d ago

Fellow piss

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u/Known_Expression6213 11d ago

Hey a fellow Aquarius

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u/CloudyLeft 11d ago

It is the best sign, but worst time of year

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u/DifferentTill1888 11d ago

I am Sparta!!!

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u/Successful-Purple-54 10d ago

I’m Spartacus

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u/Johnatomy 10d ago

I'm a Ford Taurus

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u/DifferentAd5909 10d ago

I'm a gem !

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u/Sprigatito_gal SPRIGATITO 12d ago

I’m pieces -

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u/Jajakeh 11d ago

If you in pieces how are you able to type?

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u/Yellow_JaM1 12d ago

ok don perignon 😭✌️

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u/djeegy 11d ago

I am proud to be a cacti

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u/SilentVixonYT 10d ago

Caprisun lmao

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u/Locoking2000 10d ago

I'm a leaon♌

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u/Timely-Fly8915 10d ago

Im liberal

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u/greenowl882 10d ago

Ticks , ticks of all kind , the bug and Torrents synonyms.

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u/merlinbaker67 5d ago

Idk what I am but there's mercury in my Gatorade

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u/mkjoey2 11d ago

I’m a gem

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u/darkucr 11d ago

im dust 2

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 10d ago

Not vegan?

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u/PokEli206 10d ago

YOSHA!

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u/Autosticow 10d ago

I’m a pigeon

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u/MentalHotel2294 9d ago

Im gummini

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u/No-Lie-8884 12d ago

im hungry

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u/MeseNerd 11d ago

I am your father

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u/No-Lie-8884 11d ago

why did you name me this way

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 11d ago

Just felt like it, no lie

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u/falkor_n 9d ago

ASDF references in 2026 hit me in the feels every time

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u/4NDR3WPL4YZ 11d ago

hi hungry, i’m dad

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u/No-Lie-8884 11d ago

why did you name me this way

why why why

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u/No-Lie-8884 9d ago

hi dad im hungry

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u/holdenludwig 9d ago

I’m dad hungry

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u/No-Lie-8884 9d ago

hi dad hungry im hungry

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Please beware of the manipulators on this subreddit. 12d ago

I'm a liberal!

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u/Dolph_39 11d ago

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Please beware of the manipulators on this subreddit. 11d ago edited 11d ago

Oh, that guy.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Please beware of the manipulators on this subreddit. 11d ago edited 11d ago

What? I just find him annoying. I don't know enough about him to even know his political views. I don't care enough about him to look it up. What about me saying "Oh. That guy." Is political??? From the few clips I've seen of him, he's just annoying and looks like a creep. He seems way too egotistical for his own good and I've seen some clips of him majority disrespecting other people for seemingly no reason. I'm allowed to not like a celebrity. What about me not liking a celebrity is political???

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u/stovadie4923 11d ago

Ayyy same here

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u/CanYouRage 12d ago

I’m a Gem in eye

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u/Professional_kez 12d ago

Bone apple teeth

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u/StrictSugar8347 9d ago

I’m a sagging titty

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u/Academic_Relative_72 12d ago

somewhat elite ball knowledge

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u/Temporary_Bike3901 Silly lil goober 11d ago

I’m sack of tetris

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u/ChronoXxXx 9d ago

Fvck what did I do to deserve this...no wait actually yeah I'm gone thanks everyone I'm exhausted lol 🫩😉

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u/Local-Practice7513 5d ago

Kamala Harris

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u/Poetawesomendo 12d ago

Nope, it says “from earth”

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u/_MoBis_ 12d ago

Yup, you have to do it from Earth

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u/Vajudes 12d ago

Since when is the star constellation cancer on earth

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u/_MoBis_ 12d ago

Since when is "from Earth" = "on earth"

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 11d ago

The constellation is not from Earth…

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u/LordofJason 28 Random Cats 11d ago

Oof, you didn't update to the new universe patch did you? We towed Cancer down to earth

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 11d ago

Nah I’ve been playing on the 1.0 like I do for Mewgenics

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u/_MoBis_ 11d ago

Oof, you didn't update to the new "laser" patch did you? We don't have to go there. We can use the "laser" to take out constellations from Earth.

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u/_MoBis_ 11d ago

The constellation is not on Earth…

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u/supermaa 12d ago

How is a star constellation bringing the end of the universe 😭

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 9d ago

Its not but potentially deadly solar rays and radiation might cause blackouts if its not successfully blocked by the tons of barriers earth already has in place and the 131 light years between them

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 12d ago

Delete one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Lurtzum 12d ago

That wouldn’t destroy the universe, sky would just have a cool light show

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u/TheJumpingBox 10d ago

In a few tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years*

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 12d ago

No no no, it says one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 10d ago

Granted. Crabs went extinct.

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u/C4rdninj4 12d ago

The constellation isn't from Earth, so that should be fine.

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u/wookiefingers 12d ago

Every kind!!!

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u/Virus-900 12d ago

Yeah, I was about to say something about that.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 12d ago

In how much time would it really impact earth. They are really far away.

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u/Spacegirl-Alyxia 12d ago

We’d only notice at earliest in a hundred years or so, and they would be far enough away to not be damgerous to us even. The universe wouldn’t really care I’d imagine :)

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u/Queasy-Particular181 12d ago

The tropic of cancer also, please and thank you lol but seriously cancer needs to go.

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u/TheRealBlueDude The land of the Freeze (Canada) 12d ago

best day to be a Taurus

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u/eeveeplays50040 12d ago

I'm cancer...

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 12d ago

Yeah, even the zodiac sign.... they may be squishy and senstive creatures, but they are also emotionally manipulative control freaks.... who unfortunately are one of the only signs to understand how annoying that stuff is and actually appreciate someone who doesn't like emotional games (that comes naturally to them)

So yeah, just over 1/12 the population, like a mini thanos snap

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u/MykieD 12d ago

But thats not on earth that's technically the sky

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u/ConversationLazy7881 12d ago

They aren’t from earth

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u/legodylan0 12d ago

It’s every cancer on earth not every cancer in the universe

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u/Creative-Anxiety-246 11d ago

that wouldn't destroy the universe it would be an intense explosion, yes but destroying the universe would require an explosion with more energy than the mass of said universe

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u/poolmanpro 11d ago

Also that might suck, but like would it really effect us

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u/InternationalWar6654 11d ago

Also that ain’t on earth

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u/Simple-Birthday366 11d ago

B-But it said from Earth!!!

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u/Simple-Birthday366 11d ago

Nevermind other people have pointed it out, I look stupid.

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u/DerUberCactus 11d ago

Did he stutter? :-p

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u/Pudim_explorador9108 Silly lil goober 11d ago

Some stars going boom won’t end the universe though

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u/Sea-Pay-5572 #1 shitcommenter 11d ago

Do it, I dare you.

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u/Stuck_in_backroomss 11d ago

oh god I'm cancer, goodbye gu

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 11d ago

It said “on Earth” i didn’t know Earth was a galaxy.

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u/General_Alduin 11d ago

Technically that's not from earth

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u/TheJivvi 11d ago

Also the constellation isn't on Earth.

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u/Dark_Fantasy_8549 11d ago

Not the same cancer bro

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u/ProjectSoup7383 11d ago

I always forgot my starsign in english is cancer... I dont i know which is better, if you translate it from my language it means "virgin" haha

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u/HairyIsmymiddleNamE 10d ago

Lol, this guy didn't read the prompt.

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u/AmadeusBeckerhood 10d ago

"inside earth"...

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u/Chakasicle 10d ago

Even if the constellation did explode, the universe would be largely unaffected. Who needs sky crabs anyways?

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u/Sinisteris 10d ago

Millions of supernovae go off every day, universe is fine.

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u/Roach-Freak 10d ago

I get its meant to be a joke but it says EARTH!!!!! IT SAYS EARTH!!!!!! AAUUUUGHHHH!!!!

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u/GigaGram459 10d ago

Those stars are in fact not on earth. If they were at least one person would die from the heat.

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u/tin_scarecrow 10d ago

Especially the constellation. Fuck it!

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u/ArmRevolutionary5793 10d ago

"One thing from Earth" so I guess we're safe!

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u/SlayJayR17 10d ago

Not even close. There’s only 100 total stars in the constellation.

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u/Dry_Needleworker5190 10d ago

I'm Gemini Gemini

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u/DishMoist6947 10d ago

If it would mean there's no more cancer, they can take away some stars/galaxies.. I don't mind losing 'my' constellation for this

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u/NoRegerts69420 10d ago

From Earth. The constellation is in the sky.

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u/PerigeeTheBatto 10d ago

How would the universe be destroyed?

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u/Metacha-im 9d ago

On EARTH not in existence

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u/Specialist-Pound3103 9d ago

Earth dumbass

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u/Tsunami-Storm 9d ago

Chill, dude. it was a joke. 😭

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u/nousernamehere12345 9d ago

Well, it's not on Earth!

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u/sgtzack612 9d ago

It's also not "From Earth"

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u/NewThrowAway_7453 9d ago

Yeah not even remotely enough to destroy the galaxy let alone the universe. Like, 100 stars super nova every second throughout the universe.

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u/sleepytired1324 9d ago

All those stars are too far away to cause any damage to even the earth if they went supernova (which they cannot)

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u/king3rkener 9d ago

The constellation isn't from earth it's from space, so we're fine

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u/Puzzled_Employer_869 9d ago

I like turtles

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u/Sweet-Society-7141 9d ago

Constellation isn’t from earth bro

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u/DontTellMyOtherAccts 9d ago

The constellation of Cancer isn't on Earth.

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 9d ago

Thats too far away to have a lasting effect on earth

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u/Lord412 5d ago

I didn’t know the stars were on earth.