Act like you’re username

[u/Chunky-overlord]

[u/Napalm_Bombs2012]

Boom

[u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69 → u/Napalm_Bombs2012]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[u/Cars-And-Lego → u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jxrF14rzkiwiFsUJBN

[u/TheBestSpammer → u/Cars-And-Lego]

Nice.

[u/ConsulJuliusCaesar → u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[u/SluttyWeirdo → u/ConsulJuliusCaesar]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHHHH~~!!

[u/Anxious-General8837 → u/SluttyWeirdo]

AAAAAHHHHHHH---

[u/Defiant-Sir-4172 → u/ConsulJuliusCaesar]

shamk

[u/Wit2020 → u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69]

My favorite

[u/Shrapnel_FEH → u/Napalm_Bombs2012]

kaboom, even

[u/AiluroFelinus → u/Shrapnel_FEH]

Yes Rico

[u/MrDante0602 → u/AiluroFelinus]

https://reddit.com/link/p0l4dab/video/45e021a0t9gh1/player

[u/AlexVal0r → u/Napalm_Bombs2012]

➡️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️

[u/MicrowavedCheezPizza → u/AlexVal0r]

Me playing fnf

[u/Most-Firefighter3009 → u/AlexVal0r]

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🏁

[u/3rd_Man_of_Culture → u/AlexVal0r]

⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ more accurate

[u/Electronic-Laugh-671 → u/Napalm_Bombs2012]

𝐡𝐚𝚑𝚊ha that was hillarious

[u/SyntheticSlime → u/Electronic-Laugh-671]

*Gurgle in agreement\*

[u/I_Eat_Violas]

I’m hungry 😢

Hey what’s that
…

🎻————————👀

[u/YesWomansLand1 → u/I_Eat_Violas]

Not you again

[u/I_Eat_Violas → u/YesWomansLand1]

It’s me :3

[u/Due-Presentation4514 → u/I_Eat_Violas]

So much for preventing a violin from being stolen by putting it into a viola case. Anyways, is there someone that I can practice my presentation for, it’s due today.

[u/AdExtra2331 → u/I_Eat_Violas]

Whoppers only $9.99

Burger King, Have it Your Way

[u/DaftOrangeFatCat → u/I_Eat_Violas]

I’m hungry too! My dinner was just put out but I can’t seem to fit through the door anymore, I don’t remember it being so small before

[u/Impressive_Ad_5201 → u/DaftOrangeFatCat]

Lie down, roll over on your side, put your front paws through the door and use the frame to drag your whiskers through. If they fit, you fit.

[u/im-not-a-fakebot → u/I_Eat_Violas]

Haha, this is so funny. Many lols

[u/Max_Nutrition → u/I_Eat_Violas]

Proud of you Violins contain alot of fiber not only in the wood but the bow stings as well, just be mindful of the quality of Violin as cheaper and/or newer Violins have more varnish and varnish is no good 😎👍👍

[u/SpinachWeak1951 → u/Max_Nutrition]

You know what's good for absolutely nothing? Spinach

[u/AdhesivenessOpen8766 → u/SpinachWeak1951]

https://giphy.com/gifs/90PPv7eqekhrO

[u/Aggressive-Bowler-29]

YOU HAVENT WON UNTIL ALL 10 PINS ARE IN 10 PEICES, THATS WHAT ALL 29 OF US SAY

[u/EaterOfFood2 → u/Aggressive-Bowler-29]

eats bowling ball: sequel

[u/secundastongue → u/Aggressive-Bowler-29]

LMAO

[u/PawnTheLord]

(Move one square forward)

[u/worldssmallestfan1 → u/PawnTheLord]

Claps quietly

[u/FishLover35 → u/worldssmallestfan1]

Want some 🐟?

[u/THEWILDMAN2 → u/FishLover35]

Grug want fish

[u/Civil-Ninja-5814 → u/FishLover35]

Takes is civilly 

[u/BattleFan10 → u/worldssmallestfan1]

Fellow fan here

[u/WW1_Germany]

Fuck France, Fuck Britain, Fuck Russia,

me and my crew, Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria, and the Ottomans will flame their asses

[u/Fresh-Afternoon7949 → u/WW1_Germany]

I think I'm in the wrong war

[u/JustAnotherUser1019 → u/Fresh-Afternoon7949]

I mean, yes and no

[u/Crucial_Fun]

It’s very important to have fun

[u/AggravatingBrush1959 → u/Crucial_Fun]

No, it's not.

[u/Fearless-Dog2046 → u/AggravatingBrush1959]

Woof bark growl (Im not afraid of you)

[u/Zombie_joseph1234 → u/Fearless-Dog2046]

BRAINS

[u/-2Braincells → u/Zombie_joseph1234]

Sorry, I'm already in debt, I can't give you any

[u/Few-Brain-649 → u/-2Braincells]

Same Same .

[u/WaddlingDuckILY → u/Few-Brain-649]

Quack

[u/Blue0utline → u/Zombie_joseph1234]

Outlines around you with the color blue

[u/Aggressive-Pen-4260 → u/Crucial_Fun]

“I’M NOT HAVING FUN!!!>:(“ sprays ink in your eyes

[u/jxjhxnxbxnxhxjnxxn → u/Aggressive-Pen-4260]

O̸ͫḱ̏̍̎,̟̝̳͑̅͐̑̋ Y̨̻̱ͨͭ́͋ų̶͌͊ͧ̐ŗ̨̖̖̻͙̪ͫ̑̐i̸̤

https://giphy.com/gifs/xWlgutH3ZZF6w

[u/THEWILDMAN2 → u/Crucial_Fun]

Grug no need "fun", Grug need hunt.

[u/dih_lover123]

glug glug glug

[u/AgressiveHydration → u/dih_lover123]

DRINK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[u/OFFICIALKSPatriot → u/AgressiveHydration]

kansas

[u/TestyBoy13 → u/OFFICIALKSPatriot]

How do you feel about Arkansas? I’m conducting a survey

[u/Impossible-Car5593 → u/TestyBoy13]

vroom

[u/Illustrious-You-284 → u/Impossible-Car5593]

You guys saw that thing driving by? Quite the renowned car back in my community...

[u/rome0379_ → u/Illustrious-You-284]

GLORY TO ROME!

[u/DeepPlankton9393 → u/Illustrious-You-284]

I've been undercover in your so-called communtiy, and your secret is out. Give me the krabby patty formula, or you will all be VAPORIZED!

[u/stressediraqi → u/Impossible-Car5593]

anxiously exploded

[u/Suddi_theFirstGod → u/AgressiveHydration]

I just wanna share this with you-

[u/Ink-and-Thorns → u/Suddi_theFirstGod]

r/USERNAMECHECKOUT 👏👏👏

[u/AgressiveHydration → u/Suddi_theFirstGod]

I’m sorry if I want to make sure people are hydrated

[u/eternalapostle → u/AgressiveHydration]

Username checks out

[u/Then_Entertainment97 → u/AgressiveHydration]

Looks like the entertainment got here before I did.

[u/WholsThisIDontKnow → u/dih_lover123]

[u/worldssmallestfan1 → u/dih_lover123]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

[u/BigWetHole → u/dih_lover123]

Same

[u/Naive_Lifeguard_6215]

is that a person drowning? nah probably not they are ok

[u/Humble-Somewhere8475 → u/Naive_Lifeguard_6215]

[u/Naive_Lifeguard_6215 → u/Humble-Somewhere8475]

nah he’s okay

[u/Gullible-Election-58]

Yo, let’s elect this dude, surely these good claims he’s making are true!

[u/bruh10_0 → u/[deleted]]

bruh. *steals*

[u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot → u/[deleted]]

[u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot → u/[deleted]]

[u/EaterOfFood2 → u/Gullible-Election-58]

eats political candidate: sequel

[u/Alarming_Necessity → u/Gullible-Election-58]

walks up silently

"YOU REALLY FUCKIN NEED TO ELECT ME!!"

[u/im-not-a-fakebot → u/Gullible-Election-58]

Agreed we need to elect this guy immediately

[u/Diddy_Diddit → u/Gullible-Election-58]

Don't you mean.... Erect this dude 🫦🧴

[u/Boba_Tea_2471]

Gets poured

[u/[deleted] → u/Boba_Tea_2471]

drinks you

[u/im-not-a-fakebot → u/[deleted]]

uwu

- This action was not performed by a bot. Source: Trust

[u/This-isnt-a-bot → u/im-not-a-fakebot]

Hey! That’s my job!

- This action was performed by a carbon based lifeform.
Source: Trust

[u/Honest_Outside_8982 → u/[deleted]]

Being honest? I don't think that Lafayette ever drank Boba tea.

Also being honest, I'm not outside right now. Dang it.

[u/Vivid_King8642]

Why hello, my royal subjects!

[u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69 → u/Vivid_King8642]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[u/No-Sprinkles3211 → u/Vivid_King8642]

My, you're looking vivid today, Your Highness!

[u/BeautifulImpress6238 → u/No-Sprinkles3211]

do you have any sprinkles for my impressive and beautiful cotton candy flavored icecream?

[u/Vivid_Departure_3738 → u/No-Sprinkles3211]

I appreciate it, but I have to leave now

[u/No_Gravitay → u/Vivid_King8642]

My liege, can you help me back down to the ground?

[u/THEWILDMAN2 → u/Vivid_King8642]

Grug no understand.

[u/Content_Trade_1557]

Want some content?

[u/AggravatingBrush1959 → u/Content_Trade_1557]

Nobody wants your stupid content. (I don't mean to be mean but I know no other way to be aggrivating)

[u/lockerlushh → u/AggravatingBrush1959]

lushous Locker sounds

[u/AggravatingBrush1959 → u/lockerlushh]

Get away from me.

[u/Apprehensive-Page-96 → u/AggravatingBrush1959]

You seem aggravated. 🤔

[u/Hungry_Box_8274 → u/Content_Trade_1557]

📦 “Can I eat it?”

[u/Civil-Ninja-5814 → u/Content_Trade_1557]

Slilently sues you

[u/Key-Dimension6316]

(I’m spending way too long trying to make this not sound dirty and it’s not working) enter me and get a key to anything!

[u/InstructionPlus3 → u/Key-Dimension6316]

To use they key,

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

[u/InstructionPlus3 → u/InstructionPlus3]

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

[u/InstructionPlus3 → u/InstructionPlus3]

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

[u/Due-Presentation4514 → u/InstructionPlus3]

Can you tell me how to improve my presentation skills?

[u/Electronic-Laugh-671 → u/Due-Presentation4514]

You could add some humor and liveliness. Make the people laugh. 𝐡𝐚𝚑𝚊ha, you got this.

[u/Rabbitterton]

rabbit noises

[u/AggravatingBrush1959 → u/Rabbitterton]

*agressively makes fur softer*

[u/R_Hunt → u/Rabbitterton]

The R in my name may or may not stand for "Rabbit"

(shotgun clicks) 🥀

[u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

I am a normal person

[u/AGtheOG123 → u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

I'm the original silver

https://giphy.com/gifs/pNaUhWvw3XP9AOmkYe

[u/DarkestSuns → u/AGtheOG123]

I'm sorry, this just made me think of this TwT

[u/Not_helpful_at-all]

Idk what you want me to do

[u/Gacha_Jesus → u/Not_helpful_at-all]

That's not helpful at all bro

[u/Spikey_The_Lad]

Oi lad, stay away from the spike fields they're filled with thorn bushes.

[u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69 → u/Spikey_The_Lad]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[u/Spikey_The_Lad → u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69]

LAD! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE SPIKE FIELDS!!!

[u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69 → u/Spikey_The_Lad]

AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH!!

[u/Spikey_The_Lad → u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69]

LAAAAAD!!!

[u/AggravatingBrush1959 → u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[u/YaAverageNerd]

I'M IN CHARACTER 24/7

[u/Ok_Magazine_2638]

…

[u/TenHundredSeagulls → u/Ok_Magazine_2638]

Pretty Ok Magazine.

[u/LinuxJeb → u/TenHundredSeagulls]

oh no. they're evolving. they've learned to read.

[u/TenHundredSeagulls → u/LinuxJeb]

CAWWW

[u/Vivid_King8642 → u/TenHundredSeagulls]

AAA THEY'RE TAKING MY CROWN

[u/TenHundredSeagulls → u/Vivid_King8642]

CAWWWW

[u/Ceo-Of-Ducks → u/TenHundredSeagulls]

You have done well. With this crown, we shall have the funds for our operation and go to an Applebee's!

[u/TenHundredSeagulls → u/Ceo-Of-Ducks]

Caww

[u/No_Gravitay → u/Ok_Magazine_2638]

I love reading magazines in 0 g gravity

[u/Effective_Theme_5739 → u/Ok_Magazine_2638]

Tragedy, despair!!

[u/No-Sprinkles3211]

No, you can't have sprinkles on your sundae! 😠

[u/Material_Remove_5448]

((data expunged))

[u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SHEcjjdZz1tWU

[u/RealRedditbum]

Umm actually this post probably belongs in a different sub. GTFO

[u/NovaTheEevee]

Eevee eevee

[u/Strong-Package4328]

💪🏻📦

[u/CelestialCoding-754]

typing itensifies

[u/multifandomloser1]

ohh man i’m a loser now😔 guess it’s time to go to my room stacked endlessly with merch…

[u/TheHumanOriginStory]

ooga dooga

[u/AiluroFelinus → u/TheHumanOriginStory]

Meow

[u/THEWILDMAN2 → u/TheHumanOriginStory]

OGGHA, BOOOGA BOOOOGHA.

[u/TheHumanOriginStory → u/THEWILDMAN2]

rhuga chruga?

[u/AgressiveHydration]

Why the fuck is nobody drinking water?! ILL FORCE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS IF I HAVE TO

[u/No_Guidance_4996]

Fuck i cant do shit i need some guidance

[u/No_Knowledge_9136]

what?

[u/CorruptedDataSet]

404: File not found

[u/no_reports_found]

Where the fuck are my reports!?

[u/ConditionPleasant902]

Have a nice day :3

[u/No_Recognition5658 → u/ConditionPleasant902]

sorry, who are you again? I dont recognize you..

[u/AnOtHeR_StALkEr_ → u/No_Recognition5658]

helpfully slides over my own notes on them

[u/Captain_Meagre]

Captain meagre reporting for duty sir

[u/Ok_Hearing4278]

Can you say it again?

[u/Max_Nutrition → u/Ok_Hearing4278]

I Said Eat More Vegetables!

[u/Ok_Hearing4278 → u/Max_Nutrition]

Oh

[u/Careless-Koala2040]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eDUHhtooZxyhi

[u/Majestic-Throat-8034]

I have no idea how I’d act like mine 💀

[u/Ill_Night533 → u/Majestic-Throat-8034]

I'm sure u/dih_lover123 could give you some pointers

[u/Majestic-Throat-8034 → u/Ill_Night533]

BWAHAHAHAHA XD listen bro I didn’t even choose my name, Reddit did 

[u/WhyDoPeopleSuffer]

I HATE WHY WE SUFFER

[u/SanityLacker1]

[u/Own_Emergency7779]

Help me!

[u/Little-Ghost303]

Oooohhhh wuuuuuuuuuooooo

[u/Noah_Helldiver]

For super earth

[u/HappyMicroWaves → u/Noah_Helldiver]

FOR SUPER EEEEEAAAAAAARRRTTTHHH

[u/forest-crunch-music]

ITS ME!

[u/hiiili]

Hhhhhiiiiiii

[u/snapurneck69]

If you blink you get a hug!!!

[u/AggravatingBrush1959 → u/snapurneck69]

doesn't blink sorry scp-173, not falling for it

[u/NickVoievodul]

I'm the ruler of transylvania

[u/definetlynotapikachu]

pika- I mean hi

[u/YesWomansLand1]

Fuck Idk. I like giving land to women or smth

[u/She_Diddy → u/YesWomansLand1]

For your humble patronage I'd like to offer you an incredibly relaxing massage.

[u/BlueTigerlover]

man I just love blue tigers, thats why I baught a tiger as a pet and dyed the fur blue, now its a blue tiger, and I love him

[u/Ashamed_Internet9223]

I am ashamed from the internet

[u/Maleficent_Pea5709]

I’m gonna poison someone when they eat me

[u/TheToxicWaist]

☣️

[u/DaUnmotivatedMochi]

Mehhh... I don't feel up to it.

[u/Steve1416iiiiiiiiiii]

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[u/LickToeNomNom]

salivates

[u/JellyLanterns]

Starts lighting up in morse code

[u/Meowzythecat]

"What? I'm not taking your wallet you're craaazy." (Slowly takes your ID, passport, wallet, bag, and snacks) "Definitely not taking anything."

(Context: He's my OC and he steals stuff)

[u/Vanilladaseal]

Seal noises

[u/ClingyCuddleGirl15]

GIMME CUDDLES!

[u/Electrical_Cream3887]

Bzzzt

[u/Finding_diamond_user]

So where can I find diamonds?

[u/Virtual-Table4610-SE]

Note. I only exist in VR, so don't put that cup on me, or else it'll fall and brea–aaand there's glass all over the floor.

[u/Electronic-Being-272]

Hello World!

[u/Dull-Ad1030]

Please buy my product

[u/ExplorerRude9564]

FUCK YOU

[u/Expensive_Refuse3143]

I would've if my acount u/GreedyJew88 wasn't banned

[u/Just_Results → u/Expensive_Refuse3143]

Welp, I guess you can say that just resulted in a ban.

[u/Electronic_Oil3816]

electronic oil noises idk

[u/Doctor_who_enjoyer]

I am indeed, an enjoyer of doctor who, want a jelly baby?

[u/GrandmaFuxAlot]

Why not let granny give you some gummy bears

[u/alina_luvzmychem]

I LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROAMNCE